I was so bored yesterday, I had to put Jack Lord up as my profile pick. Jack Lord is the king of the "surf detective". And yes folks, that includes Magnum P.I., even though Seleck had the best womb broom ever known to man, he was still no Jack Lord.
My day today... hmmm? I think I'm workin' all day only to go home and...
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beaky:
Just remember, up and down not side to side!
darkjuan:
I can lay carpet if ya have the tools! I worked for my uncle for a while fixing things at his apartment complex. I learned how to do all sorts of crap 
Hey, it's Thursday... only three more days of work left this week. 
Midday Update:
*yawn*
Midday Update:
*yawn*
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nebel:
and also...hawaii 5-0 IS the best show ever....steve mcgarret is hot, hot, hot.....
I even wrote a rap about it.
and also...hawaii 5-0 IS the best show ever....steve mcgarret is hot, hot, hot.....
I even wrote a rap about it.
billybillybilly:
Actually, my goatee is just an extention of my vaginal hair. No, I don't mean my pubic hair.
See you on Saturday. Dick Richardson.
See you on Saturday. Dick Richardson.
Okay, so the eating healthy thing, and living a "healthier" life is going alright. A few exceptions are made every now and again, but that's expected. For example last night, I did bum a smoke (twas disgusting) and ate some italian nachos (think I need a coronary... or maybe just a good loose stool). Also today, my head is feeling pretty good, no dizzy spells...
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prs2000:
you naughty boy. you deserve a spanking. 
bankerboy:
God Damn I love hot assistants! There really is no reason to hire an unattractive chick, is there?
I lost 15lbs in a week thanks to good ole depression. I wouldn't recommend it as a weight loss routine, but hey, it worked for me. (I have since gained it all back)
I need to drag my ass to the gym. I am also going to get a bike, real damn soon!
Peace out home slice!
bb
I lost 15lbs in a week thanks to good ole depression. I wouldn't recommend it as a weight loss routine, but hey, it worked for me. (I have since gained it all back)
I need to drag my ass to the gym. I am also going to get a bike, real damn soon!
Peace out home slice!
bb
Holy shit... let me tell you this, my ass got fucking shitcanned on Sunday night!!! The CC did me in until about 10:30, and then I met an old friend up on some pub crawl that her and her friends were doing. We hit a few bars up... but how the night exactly ended I don't really know. Nothing better then waking up on a...
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scoots:
lush.
bankerboy:
Pistons byotch! I am as happy as a pig in shit!
Any photo evidence that needs to be destroyed for a future in politics? If so, that means you had a bang up time!
I got pretty f'ed up on Saturday night too. Just seemed like the right thing to do at the time. No photos, thank God.
Late,
bb
Any photo evidence that needs to be destroyed for a future in politics? If so, that means you had a bang up time!
I got pretty f'ed up on Saturday night too. Just seemed like the right thing to do at the time. No photos, thank God.
Late,
bb
In the office right now... and off to Alexandria!
Computer at home still mildly retarded.
I've got worms.
Computer at home still mildly retarded.
I've got worms.
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oldschool:
Happy Birthday. I'd be salty too if I missed a free drink. Next time you see me, remind me that I owe you a beer.
charitee:
It should be fun shouldn't it? Isn't is supposed to be? Oh wait, never mind.. it's not huh?
Evidentally having a pine needle cyst in my brain and abnormal mass glob of blood vessels (that's medical terminology) have nothing to do with my dizzyness and headaches... evidentally it's all common shit, and should have no effect? So now I have to go see an ear, nose & throat dude.
Busy weekend (per the norm of this time of year). Got a blind date...
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Busy weekend (per the norm of this time of year). Got a blind date...
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clara:
We're looking in Baltimore, not here. Hope you're feeling ok.
nordicgoddess:
Happy Birfday tomorrow, sweety weety! 
Another day... some other way.
Heads feeling a little better. Still not A-1-A, but getting better. Haven't had a heater now since 1:30 yesterday... it just seems weird. I think I'm having a difficult time breaking more of the mental addiction then the physical addiction. I just always assume that it's about time to go outside and have a smoke. But the good news is,...
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Heads feeling a little better. Still not A-1-A, but getting better. Haven't had a heater now since 1:30 yesterday... it just seems weird. I think I'm having a difficult time breaking more of the mental addiction then the physical addiction. I just always assume that it's about time to go outside and have a smoke. But the good news is,...
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darkjuan:
that sucks about ray charles
er:
it's friday,i'm rooting for a good report from your doc.
Received my first issue of "Modern Drunkard" magazine yesterday... what a waste of money! It's literally two or three "articles" and then the rest is all add space, mostly for bars in Colorado. However did see an add for Rick's Caberet, which included a free admission coupon. So it's got that going for it... which is nice.
It's rainy today... it's poopy.
I think I'll...
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So it's got that going for it... which is nice.
It's rainy today... it's poopy.
I think I'll...
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oldschool:
You might be a crack pusher. Is the green kill somehow off limits to misfit rogues? They didn't say anything to me about it. Why didn't you say hello?? There goes the free beer I would have bought you.
bankerboy:
I guess sex w/ a married woman is cool, unless you are the husband. 
Welcome to my world.
The Pistons should have fucking won that game. I really went into it thinking that there was NO WAY the Lakers would allow them to come close. To me, it really shows that the Pistons have an excellent chance of taking the title. About game 4 of the Indiana series I thought to myself that no matter what happens, the Pistons WILL NOT lose this series. I am starting to get the same feeling about the finals series, but I am not willing to say it straight out yet.
Ah, working on the house. Something I no longer have to do. When I moved towns a few months ago, I decided to rent. (to get to know the town, etc.) I don't miss working on my old fixer upper! (what work I accomplished, that is...it wasn't much)
Hope you are well. Congrats for trying to kick the smokes habit. (nasty as it is) The eyes of my entire company will be on me Thursday. CEO is visiting and we are having a VIP reception. Everything has to be absolutly perfect, no excuses! Anyone spare a valium?
bb
Welcome to my world.
The Pistons should have fucking won that game. I really went into it thinking that there was NO WAY the Lakers would allow them to come close. To me, it really shows that the Pistons have an excellent chance of taking the title. About game 4 of the Indiana series I thought to myself that no matter what happens, the Pistons WILL NOT lose this series. I am starting to get the same feeling about the finals series, but I am not willing to say it straight out yet.
Ah, working on the house. Something I no longer have to do. When I moved towns a few months ago, I decided to rent. (to get to know the town, etc.) I don't miss working on my old fixer upper! (what work I accomplished, that is...it wasn't much)
Hope you are well. Congrats for trying to kick the smokes habit. (nasty as it is) The eyes of my entire company will be on me Thursday. CEO is visiting and we are having a VIP reception. Everything has to be absolutly perfect, no excuses! Anyone spare a valium?
bb
I've now had my brain scanned multiple times today. I've even had an IV drip of god knows what running through my system. To bad it wasn't gin...
Should know something by Friday morning. Keeping fingers crossed.
Should know something by Friday morning. Keeping fingers crossed.
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bankerboy:
I feel for ya dude. Hope everything works out. I have to haul my ass into the drs. as well. Going to get my head examined and need to get a couple of other things checked too. Medical shit has not been good to me and mine this year. WTF?!
I did manage to drink a couple of gin and bitter lemons while watching the game tonight. Hope that makes you feel better.
Later,
bb
I did manage to drink a couple of gin and bitter lemons while watching the game tonight. Hope that makes you feel better.
Later,
bb
judas:
um, i don't like your dizzy head. i hope you're not going to die. love and snuggles and kisses on your silly head (not the one between your legs).
It's a bad news Monday...
First off, my computer at home fell to hell in a handbasket yesterday. So I got to get that figured out soon.
Second, I started having dizzy spells yesterday. I've had a few concussions over the last three years, and I have a feeling of "punch drunk". So I was in this morning to see chiropractor, and to get some...
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First off, my computer at home fell to hell in a handbasket yesterday. So I got to get that figured out soon.
Second, I started having dizzy spells yesterday. I've had a few concussions over the last three years, and I have a feeling of "punch drunk". So I was in this morning to see chiropractor, and to get some...
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bankerboy:
Two it is...but I think it will be gin and bitter lemon during the game tonight. Hope you feel better soon.
bb
bb
billybillybilly:
Have you had some stress lately? My suggestion would be to lay off the anal for a while. 
Of course, we all know you're not going to do it, even if you were to willingly stop, smitty's still gonna have his way with you, so I suggest lots of gay hand-holding and ice cream while walking through parks... yes, that oughta do it!
Of course, we all know you're not going to do it, even if you were to willingly stop, smitty's still gonna have his way with you, so I suggest lots of gay hand-holding and ice cream while walking through parks... yes, that oughta do it!
And now... I get drunk.
PS- I have a circular bruise on my forearm. Kinda look like teeth.
PS- I have a circular bruise on my forearm. Kinda look like teeth.
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blasfemme:
happy monday johnny
runk:
Are you sure it's not ringworm?
It's just about time to go shoot people...
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blasfemme:
hey baybee.....
it was the best hanging with you and your boys. i still can't believe i touched them, ewwwwwww.
i
you john dawg!
it was the best hanging with you and your boys. i still can't believe i touched them, ewwwwwww.
i
you john dawg!
billybillybilly:
So, first you tell me to kill my friend, and then I come over here and you're shooting people? Hm... so there's this pesky cat, been comin' around. You got some free time?
And btw, there is shit in the meat.
And btw, there is shit in the meat.