Wednesday Jul 28, 2004

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Lost our softball game tonight...
Life goes on quite easily...

I think I just ate five billion baby carrots upon my arrival home. It's so easy to do when I've had them orange little fuckers sittin' in "just '2' good" Italian dressing all day.

I'm tired... don't even feel like finishing my beer that I cracked an hour ago.

tonguemiao!!
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rylie:
Epp, vagina required? that definitly takes Pixie out of the picture (this is Rylie asking for a world of pain...) I'll send the questionaire around and see who fit's the bill. I have many gay friends, that could work right? love
dravenraine:
It came as a set! But thats what I will end up in anyways silly biggrin kiss


Pass the carrots and beer, I will finish it for you tongue

Wednesday Jul 28, 2004

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Two more days of work left...

Tonight... softball (double header, pervs)

Looks like we might get rained out.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
You say it true.
pinkokitty:
Yes, my birthday was exactly 21 days ago, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to stop showering me with love and gifts.

That lasts all year.

kiss

Tuesday Jul 27, 2004

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Had phone sex last night.

And you see what I did was...

d_c... ummm yeah, you're right.

tonguemiao!!
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bankerboy:
Dude, you need to catch a plane or something, eh? I hope you have sanitized the phone for when all you TC peeps hang at the yuppie pad. You are killing me!

bb robot
prs2000:
hmmmm.

Sunday Jul 25, 2004

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Sadly... the streak of not getting drunk ended last night. I was actually *ahem* responsible at the reception and took on driving duties. However upon my return to the hotel I found some beer in the fridge and a bottle of blackberry brandy came knockin' on my door.

We had fun...

tonguemiao!!
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dravenraine:
Ahhhhhhh

much biggrin better biggrin now biggrin

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin tongue

kiss
danielle:
i wanna go again. i had so much fun. biggrin

Friday Jul 23, 2004

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Gotta bust my ass in the office here today.
Going up to Bemidji for a wedding.
I'll look pretty fly... for a cracker.
I hate Bemidji.
I hate you.
I love me.

tonguemiao!!

Early Evening Update:
Outtie for the weekend folks... so no more of my "witty" comments. Sorry.
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clara:
Enjoy the weekend.
bpatrick:
Hey was thinking about sorry-ass Vikes fans like yourself
this weekend..ESPN did Top 25 flops of past 25 years and
Jimmy Johnson shipping Herschel Walker to the Vikes for all
the draft picks broke the top 10, I think.
With those draft picks Dallas built the nucleus for 3 Super Bowl teams and the Vikes..well,they got stuck with Walker.
Hope yer wedding went well,bro,talk to ya later

Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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Well... I'm off to my buddies "couples shower" for his wedding. What the fuck? I'm not a couple, why am I invited?

This is a scam... I know they just want more gifts!!! mad

tonguemiao!!
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danielle:
doo littles sux.
i think i had a cheeseburger their once, andi remmeber it being no good.
hahhaha
broken tvs.
i had a friend when i was younger that one side of his basement was filled from top to bottom with tvs. it was kinda creepy like sleeping dragon kinda creepy.
wink
clara:
Um, by "couples shower" they mean the bride and groom will attend rather than just the bride. See?

Besides, what else are you going to do with all that yuppie money?

Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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So Wednesday night was my night in the house to get shit done. However, Phil and I decided to go grab a bite to eat at Major's around 8pm. Well that turned into several cocktails, and a need to cut myself off by 10. When I jumped into my car, I started a phone conversation... which didn't end until after 1am!!!! So needless to say,...
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rylie:
The "prize box" classy...

Wait... um... ew? confused
runk:
I'd shoot myself before I had a 3 hour phone conversation. I hate talking on the phone.

Wednesday Jul 21, 2004

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I think my jaw is out of allignment.

*crack*

tonguemiao!!

Midday Update:
Sweet, just got my new home PC!!!
I guarantee I'll be able to surf porn faster then any human should! wink
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scoots:
keep your blowers cramp to yourself
souljerk:
henry ford has a song?

Tuesday Jul 20, 2004

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Okay... my ass is tired as hell today.

Let's do it again, Daddy.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
Naked, no. Streamlined, yes.
pinkokitty:
Just think about tomorrow morning, darlin'..

wink ahh..Wednesday morning hangovers...

Meself, I went to the Dubliner for some more Jameson, as seems to only be appropriate..fire in the belly seems hotter than the fire in the air..

Monday Jul 19, 2004

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Monday morning... and I feel surprisingly great! Didn't get schnookered once this weekend! For whatever reason I just never felt the urge I usually do... I think responsiblity is creeping into my life.

I hate it when one of your "friends" disappears off your list, and you have no clue who it was. You know someone's missing, but since you have no clue realize, "who...
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danielle:
i know. i know. i know. i think i am starting to catch on to you. wink
souljerk:
ooops i craped your pantz

Sunday Jul 18, 2004

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Sunday night... I should really go to the bar.

tonguemiao!!

Late Night Update:
Suckas... you missed the apitomy of coolness at Figlio's this evening. We ahh... you know, threw it done.
Nudie Phil looked a tit disheveled.

tonguemiao!!
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beaky:
Sunday night drinking... You just got to start the week off with a bang, or embracing the toilet...
clara:
A tit? Oh, heavens.

Saturday Jul 17, 2004

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Who wants to play yuppie for a day and drive to Alexandria for me?
All you have to do is be able to add, multiply, and give sound financial advice.

Any takers?

tonguemiao!!
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cipher:
I can do the last three things here, but I can't drive. Why is this, you ask? My shrink says so. That's all I need to know and all you need to know.

It might have something to do with having played too many video games.
mistakesmade:
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