So this whole entire not drinking (as much) thing I'm finding to be quite amazing. There's so much more that I was not aware of in life, like this thing called "sleep". Ever heard of it? It's weird. So I fall "asleep" on my couch watching tv last night around nine, not a drop of alcohol in my system. So I get up bright and...
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aaardvark:
What if I have three, or four...or maybe even 10. I might start to think you're handsom 
scoots:
i say you dont know, you say fellatio..............yup, you and pops will rock!
Friday at last!!!!
These fall weeks seem to go by so quick. Kind of nice actually. Of course the rough part is knowing that it's cold outside, and I'll probably need to break out the ol' peacoat after this weekend. Well hopefully we'll be able to squeeze one last nice weekend out in the Twin Cities.
What's everyone doing this weekend?
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These fall weeks seem to go by so quick. Kind of nice actually. Of course the rough part is knowing that it's cold outside, and I'll probably need to break out the ol' peacoat after this weekend. Well hopefully we'll be able to squeeze one last nice weekend out in the Twin Cities.
What's everyone doing this weekend?
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aaardvark:
At least someone else has the good sense to be a repub.
bankerboy:
88 degrees here slackjaw! Portland was ab fab, but didn't get to see FF. Tonight sounds like the work crew will need a babysitter, they have a 3 hour head start on me. Peace out G.
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Okay, note to self, Iowa... not an interesting journal topic.
So here I sit on Thursday morning in my office reflecting of the week that's been. With the exception of staying up late Monday night to watch the Vikes lose to Philly, I've been in bed by 10:30 each night. What the fuck is wrong with me??? I think since Phil has moved out I've...
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So here I sit on Thursday morning in my office reflecting of the week that's been. With the exception of staying up late Monday night to watch the Vikes lose to Philly, I've been in bed by 10:30 each night. What the fuck is wrong with me??? I think since Phil has moved out I've...
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danielle:
damnit...i forgot what i was going to tell you.....it was some sort of thank you. i think.
alright *scampers off*
alright *scampers off*
toneski:
i dont know, but elephants have very soft skin.
Is everyone in Iowa a total fucking uneducated idiot, or just the one's I've been dealing with for the last few business days?
I need more intelligent clientel.
I need more intelligent clientel.
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bankerboy:
I wonder what would happen if Iowa just went away? Would we really miss it? I think I need to research if anything good has ever come from Iowa. (besides the hometown of M*A*S*H's Radar O'Riley)
Have a bitchin' Thursday!
bb
Have a bitchin' Thursday!
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daekrys:
it's all the corn in the brown eye
What an interesting weekend.
I'll tell you this, I experienced some serious highs and lows this weekend.
I felt sober, full well knowing what I'd ingested.
And this made me very happy by the end of the day.
I'll tell you this, I experienced some serious highs and lows this weekend.
I felt sober, full well knowing what I'd ingested.
And this made me very happy by the end of the day.
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clara:
Gin is truly a garden of delights, but I wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic, really. So that's one thing off my mind.
nataskaput:
drank yourself sober huh, i've done that one or twice
I hate good-bye's.
However...
I still love intelligent women... that are hot.
However...
I still love intelligent women... that are hot.
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darkjuan:
yeah.. we do need to hang out more
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trixel:
mmmm nudie phil. Is that a Rocky in your pocket.... ? 
benni:
egads! i liked your sad neo tear picture better, but i guess i can masturbate to this just as easily...
With the Philster leaving on Sunday for LA, Paul moving to Paul, and now... I have no one to support my functional alcoholism.
Will you support my bad habits?
Will you support my bad habits?
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scoots:
you need the scoots! i would kill to help you with your habits!
nataskaput:
two zits dude, and one on my chin, i got a nail gun if you want me to get the ones on your ass
and hello, if my rectum was as strong as my liver, i wouldn't have to aviod buffets during benders
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and hello, if my rectum was as strong as my liver, i wouldn't have to aviod buffets during benders
[Edited on Sep 17, 2004 3:29AM]
Good times!
I always feel compelled to be a gentleman when out with a lady. I enjoy almost putting on the sophisticated performance. Is it really me, well yes, but a little more up tight then my usual self. Shit, ya'll know me, I'm usually one laid back mother fucker. Well I'm thinking that this will have the potential for an ongoing thing. I really...
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I always feel compelled to be a gentleman when out with a lady. I enjoy almost putting on the sophisticated performance. Is it really me, well yes, but a little more up tight then my usual self. Shit, ya'll know me, I'm usually one laid back mother fucker. Well I'm thinking that this will have the potential for an ongoing thing. I really...
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pinkokitty:
hey, babe. i hope your mum is well..it's a tough thought that one of your parents will eventually have to find out about life alone. i hate that thought.
though, i do love the thought that you've got a new ladyfriend. maybe she'll keep your balls well milked..they can stop popping up around here.
though, i do love the thought that you've got a new ladyfriend. maybe she'll keep your balls well milked..they can stop popping up around here.
ct:
Suicide Girls is such a strange web site! One paragraph your talking about a new girl that you met and how if the way you treat her is really you and then the next paragraph you are talking about the future of your parents.
Two totally different topics that would talk hours to converse about in 30 seconds.
I wish the best for you mother, cancer sucks.
What kind is it? My dad has lumps removed all the time, it never gets easier. If you need a hug let me know.
Good luck with your girl.
Two totally different topics that would talk hours to converse about in 30 seconds.
I wish the best for you mother, cancer sucks.
What kind is it? My dad has lumps removed all the time, it never gets easier. If you need a hug let me know.
Good luck with your girl.
Hope tonight goes well.
*crosses fingers*
Bottom line though, it should be a fun night regardless of outcome.
*crosses fingers*
Bottom line though, it should be a fun night regardless of outcome.
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siara:
hmmmm... what are you doing tonight?!?! do you have a DATE?!?!!? ........... ......... tell me details!!!
if so.. good luck.. hope you score..... haha!!
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......... tell me details!!!
if so.. good luck.. hope you score..... haha!!
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cipher:
Dude, that's my cricket bat. And no, I can't count. Not when I'm drunker than Grant.
I hate drinking from noon to noon. I also hate when you're walking home from Schuller's, and you decide to cut through the golf course only to get lost. Then you finagle yourself over a fence, only to realize that you threw your flip-flops over the fence a hundred feet ago... and there's a door right there. Yeah, I hate that.
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suiclide:
i hate trying to set shit up to get plastered but someone is a no show...to drunk i guess......
just gunna hafta wait
just gunna hafta wait
daekrys:
the idea of trying to finagle over a fence sounds painful, but then you were drunk....
What inspired that change?