So I used to hang out with this guy from time to time, not really a good friend or anything, an acquaintance. He kinda got under my skin a little bit a year or so ago. I had some people over to watch a Tyson fight, and this fucker brings some dickhead with him who I later found out was making some of the girls...
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I need a vacation! I decided to put in my notice at work. It's been a good 2week or so career but I'm totally worn out. It was really great while it lasted and I just want to thank everyone who gave me the chance to make my dreams come true and let me drive a truck.
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volks:
hello, anyone fucking home?
volks:
now, didn't we talk about this?
in case anyone did not know today is the day the U.S officially declared an end to the search for "weapons of mass distruction" in Iraq.
edited for your veiwing pleasure
edited for your veiwing pleasure
My first day back to work in almost 2 years! yay! basicly today was 11 hours worth of orgasm, I just got home and I still have the tingles and shivers. I can't wait to get my first check I'm gonna be rich and have all the bitches.
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desdenova:
What? How the hell do I get a job that is hours of orgasm?
Who did you have to kill?
Who did you have to kill?
nemisis:
who did I have to kill,,honestly a small piece of myself i think.
The first episode of season two "Carnivale"
Dear Clancy Brown,
You fuckin rock!
Sincerely,
Nemisis
Dear Clancy Brown,
You fuckin rock!
Sincerely,
Nemisis
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volks:
Dork!
volks:
Hey stupid trucker! have fun at work tomarrow. 
"Why? you ask, Why is not the question. How? Now that is a question worth examining. How could I being born of such conventional style, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world destined to find happieness only in that which cannot be explained. I brought you here for a reason, unfortunatly you and your sentimental minds ARE DOING ME NO...
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nemisis:
nope.
1kiss_of_life:
house of 1000 corpses
And hi, just got your friends request.
I cheated and googled your question. I knew it had to be from one of your favorite films tho ... or a book i guess. Sorry for cheating on that but ... well it was a question so I answered it.
And hi, just got your friends request.
I cheated and googled your question. I knew it had to be from one of your favorite films tho ... or a book i guess. Sorry for cheating on that but ... well it was a question so I answered it.
good day to you
good evening beautiful, could I interest you in a fine night of red wine and rohipinal?
alla ackbar, death to the infidels
alla ackbar, death to the infidels
volks:
last count I heard, it was more than that!
I'm sorry. 
volks:
what, for not voting? Or for being so god dam sensitive?
Where the hell did I put my memory! I need to find it before....,I forgot what I was doing.
kara:
If you find your memory maybe you can find my manners. 
volks:
1. snarky
(adjective) describes a witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out.
(adjective) describes a witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out.
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
her name's Kiana, she loves to kill stuff,,but soo cute in a santa's helper hat 
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ghettoblaster:
Merry Christmas.
volks:
not just any ipod, it's a 40 gig!
expect inane comments in your journal now! rejoice!