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Tonight, we bowl like animals.

Badly.

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For your entertainment, there has been a Dating Profile Update. (Sorry, local kids. You had a year.) I only ever got three responses to the old ad anyhow, and one was from some guy in the military. surreal (You may note the new anti-military caveat.)


Here's the part where I get hate mail from soldiers.

Dumbass.





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curve:
I may break your military impression, but I don't wear makeup. I'm too pretty already wink
curve:
P. S.

You signed my skateboard in Austin...
miao!!
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The charming thing about expecting your birthday to be stressful, crummy, and depressing is that sometimes it turns out great instead. That was WAY better than last year's virtually unattended kegger. (and no mess to clean up!)

Thanks to everybody for well-wishes and stuff. Awww.You kids are sweet.

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PS- This is me writing in code. kiss
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it_thing_hard_on:
The older you get, the less expectations you have for your birthday. Or at least that's been my experience. I suppose that's one of the benefits of getting older.
weapon0:
Awww. smile I'm glad you had a great time. BTW, you are my best friend's favorite Suicide Girl. He think's you are amazingly hot. smile
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spacekidx:
Happy belated birthdayyyy!
jurasic:
happy belated birthday
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I'd love to stay and chat, but sources say Fractal is in town. And we all know what that means. Shennanigans, yak, unexplained bruises, and photographic evidence of forgotten misdeeds.

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she is slow.

so,it seems someone is currently trying to hack my myspace. funny.
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chloe:
You and Fractal? My god, I know what happens when you two get together! eeek
clarrisa:
if it's that message that says that your account is frozen because of too many invalid password attempts - I thought the same thing, but apparently myspace is just fucking retarded.

like we didn't know that.
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OK, not everything.

I was just having one of those moments where I want to put someone's head through a wall or vice versa. Because there ARE things I really hate, beyond my traditional mantra of "babies, old people, bicycles, and city busses."

I hate jealousy. I hate it in other people and I hate it in myself. I hate drama, especially other people's drama...
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weapon0:
I'm glad you had a great 18 hours in a row. smile

About the temper thing, the only thing that really makes me lose my temper is when inanimate objects don't do what I want them too. I think this is because, I have a very small well of patience and it is constantly drained by human beings. Thence, I rarely yell at or hit people, but machines fully know my wrath for the slightest infraction. You see Machines don't get upset or hit back...yet. robot So until that happens, I will continue to beat and yell at them.

BTW, my best friend thinks you're exceedingly hot and I think you are his favorite. smile

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desidia:
Apon closer inspection the mongamous crap did come from some weak new age feminist sources. However it seems Pavrati created Kali and is an aspect of Pavrati.

Also she didn't mess around with Rama. Rama's consort was Sita who channeled/became Kali to fight Ravana, whom I've liked for years. Not to Kali didn't play around but I've heard or found no evidence in favour of the matter.

I need to own more books on these matters. I was broken hearted yesterday when I found the two chapters on India in my 20lbs Art History text book are barely 15 pages combined.
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This is me some days, wrapped up in intricate workings of my own insanity. Dissent amongst the troops and beaurocratic backup. Riots in the streets. You'd think I'd have it all figured out by now, but the chain of command is subject to change without notice. Comission a study. Assign a commitee. Tally the results, cross-check the engines, send out for Chinese and get back...
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kyleomen:
Ha, you need some tlc.
redfirefaery:
you could be the emotional equivalent of the Erie County branches of the NY State DMV... which is non-existant.

you were right... Buffalo does suck smile.

kiss
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If I drop, break, or spill anything else today I'm giving up motion entirely. It's obviously just not my thing.

One day I will learn not to hold serious conversations at four am after discovering coffee-flavored Patron. It leads to waking up very confused, very tired, and incredibly glad that someone had the foresight to write the important points down on your arm in Sharpie.
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wolfmystique:
serious conversations are pretty much impossible at 4am. shit faced conversations however are completely legimate and I am the master of them
desidia:
I'm finally seeing Ali G. I think you have to be stoned to really get it.

No wait... the fashion gay/german accent guy is hilarious. Damn the way he strings people along... I guess Newt Gingrich just isn't very funny.
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What an interesting sensation. If I hadn't woken up feeling this good,I'd be feeling incredibly terrible.

Instead, I'm just fuzzy all 'round.

I think I'll go to work now. That should be quite the experience.

Days like this, I wish I was just crawling into the van to sleep some more.

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fanny:
Hahahaha

I finally had my first van dream the other night

whatever
pyrate:
mmmmmm, sleep is good.
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Eeek! First birtday present!

The award for being a week early goes to...Lyingstones and my new copy of Audition.

Thanks! kiss

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twwly:
Audition is fucking great.
pyrate:
Lucky.
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Listening to: Collide, Tempted
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Dear Universe in General-
The irony of the situation is fully appreciated. You're really good at this.
-A Fan

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Dear SF-

East Bay about to take the city back by storm. The invasion has begun.

-The Queens of East Bay
(not to be confused with the East Bay Queens).

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Watch all the little pieces fit together.

Wonder where...
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eli:
I wish I could see that too
ninadelamorte:
this is one of my favs of hers

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I feel a bit better now. I just really hate how whenever things are going well for me, it triggers a chain reaction of both related and seemingly non-related crap for the people around me. I swear I'm a karma vampire of some kind, sucking my good luck out of other people's good-luck storage.

This is why DP barred me from playing bingo.

I'm afraid...
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desidia:
make it rain the fun frogs.

the hallucinogenic and the gelatin ones. and the cute tropical ones if you so feel like it.
desidia:
I like the sweet blue gummi frogs with the white yogurt bellies.

Maybe you missed it but this was the profile pic I had to take down because people kept thinking I was a hot girl.
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Meh.

Decoupage and pompom spiders and depression.

I like the pompom spiders best out of three. There's an army of them.

Sleeping alone sucks sometimes.

No, Stitch, you don't count.
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kalischild:
Erm?
redheadedleague:
Depression and artistic expression - best friends since the Year 33 A.D.

In my case it was paints and little lead figurines. Not as cute as pompom spiders, though.