Let us continue our exploration of why I am confused by the universe and everyone in it.
Todays topic of discussion: this ebay auction, for a signed First Tour Promotional Poster.
Ignoring that the Buy It Now is like $50 or something, let's move on to the item description. The first part is kinda funny, but makes some sense:
USA buyers only. This is...
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Todays topic of discussion: this ebay auction, for a signed First Tour Promotional Poster.
Ignoring that the Buy It Now is like $50 or something, let's move on to the item description. The first part is kinda funny, but makes some sense:
USA buyers only. This is...
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velle:
*confounded by sheer stupidity of mister zakkcar*
shaggyvixe:
Whats funnier is that I bid on it.....My pants only had a small rumble no explosions 
Today's winner is:aciddemon3
for distinguishing himself amongst the daily drivel of my fanmail with the following scintillating remark:
Message:
come on my msn. i want to make a sex
dopeshower@hotmail.com
You kids have fun with that now.
for distinguishing himself amongst the daily drivel of my fanmail with the following scintillating remark:
Message:
come on my msn. i want to make a sex
dopeshower@hotmail.com
You kids have fun with that now.
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blindchild:
I say Y-E-S!! I say let's all talk like that but you know what, to be honest the casaul sex ain't gonna freakin happen. But definitly, a one liner to remember...not to say.
d0bermann:
Huh....SGs really get mail like that? 
The one I get the most goes like this
"hi
i've seen your photo online ..... if you want to chat sometime
i'm ussually logged into my msn at home
feel free to add me to your msn.......my msn messenger is natalie86msn"
The one I get the most goes like this
"hi
i've seen your photo online ..... if you want to chat sometime
i'm ussually logged into my msn at home
feel free to add me to your msn.......my msn messenger is natalie86msn"
Well, I seem to have outrun the in-flu-enza for now. That's good, since not only do I not have the time or $$$ to take off work and be sickly, but it dawns on me that while I've been doing a gazillion other things, this year'sGorey Ball has rather unexpectedly creeped up on me. Again. Last year I pulled an outfit out of my...
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doctashock:
remember me?
kalischild:
what doing tonight?
Well, I seem to have outrun the in-flu-enza for now. That's good, sinec not only do I not have the time or $$$ to take off work and be sickly, but it dawns on me that while I've been doing a gazillion other things, this year'sGorey Ball has rather unexpectedly creeped up on me. Again. Last year I pulled an outfit out of my...
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bradleyd:
It might just be me but the pic doesn't come up. The morgue shoot was purely beautiful. Excellent balance for a multiple set.
Don't get me wrong, I like perverts. Those of you that know me, know I'm a serious pervert myself. Most of my dearest friends are off-the-scale perverts. Some of them make a decent living that way. But what gets me are the people who can't admit they're sick, twisted fucks and go on about life as happy sick, twisted fucks finding other equally depraved individuals...
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elsantos:
Thank you very much for introducing me to Cuddling....Now I feel violanted by backward, repressed, sacarine laced fools in a whole new way.
If your a NO....
Well in that case I gues I'm a NO FUCKIN" WAY!
CAll the Cuddle LIfeguard, I drwon in a pool of sugar coated retards (and not in a fun way)!!!!!
I think I will start my own group: Cudgling where I invite those creeps over and pound them with clubs and pipes until it looks like an indoor harp seal hunt.
But I promise...NO DRY HUMPING!
[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 11:19PM]
[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 11:20PM]
If your a NO....
Well in that case I gues I'm a NO FUCKIN" WAY!
CAll the Cuddle LIfeguard, I drwon in a pool of sugar coated retards (and not in a fun way)!!!!!
I think I will start my own group: Cudgling where I invite those creeps over and pound them with clubs and pipes until it looks like an indoor harp seal hunt.
But I promise...NO DRY HUMPING!
[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 11:19PM]
[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 11:20PM]
geo35:
OMG, these Christians are a never-ending source of entertainment (as is your journal... again.)
Read Carol Queen's book "Real Live Nude Girls" (Cleis Press). Queen believes that for religious nut-jobs, sex is threatening, guilt-and-fear-provoking and utterly fascinating. So they find ways to wallow in 'safe' forms of sexual obsession.
Queen has suggested Ab-sexuality to describe their relationship to sex: they relate to the sex that fascinates them in weird ways but without actually engaging in it - through weekend-long seminars on biblical advice about sex (try to imagine!), to these fucked-up cuddle parties, to judgemental peeping on other forms of sexuality (what do you think is the real point of that Masterband?)
These absexuals aren't the great moralists they claim to be. They're perverts, too, God love 'em, another class of people with a divergent sexual orientation. Absexuality is just another kink.
"No dry humping." What a fuckin' riot.
Read Carol Queen's book "Real Live Nude Girls" (Cleis Press). Queen believes that for religious nut-jobs, sex is threatening, guilt-and-fear-provoking and utterly fascinating. So they find ways to wallow in 'safe' forms of sexual obsession.
Queen has suggested Ab-sexuality to describe their relationship to sex: they relate to the sex that fascinates them in weird ways but without actually engaging in it - through weekend-long seminars on biblical advice about sex (try to imagine!), to these fucked-up cuddle parties, to judgemental peeping on other forms of sexuality (what do you think is the real point of that Masterband?)
These absexuals aren't the great moralists they claim to be. They're perverts, too, God love 'em, another class of people with a divergent sexual orientation. Absexuality is just another kink.
"No dry humping." What a fuckin' riot.
Keep watching the new sets to see if you can find a theme for the day...I heard a rumore we're doing themes again...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot on trapeze? I didn't. But here's what London and I learned. The damn thing moves. Constantly. And no matter how cool the pose is, if you can't keep the silly thing...
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot on trapeze? I didn't. But here's what London and I learned. The damn thing moves. Constantly. And no matter how cool the pose is, if you can't keep the silly thing...
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bygbadwulf:
love the set, ever think of doing an Elvira set, you could definetly pull it off
vertigo_rising:
I really liked that set. I do know how much of a bitch it is to try to do tricks on a trapeze though. I once had to get on one for like the first time in my life at a show I was doing with my fetish troop and besides the fact of almost fucking falling off the thing getting on and off the thing, it was connected to chains so I continuously had this chinkchink thing any time I leaned one way or another which always made me feel like I was going to like fall off the bloody thing. Besides that we were doing a show at a gay biker club so I had many big burly men eyeballing me the whole night which was not fun either.
Sorry, just had to rant about my adventures on the flying trapeze given that I rarely have anyone to talk about such things with.
Sorry, just had to rant about my adventures on the flying trapeze given that I rarely have anyone to talk about such things with.
Guys- once again, I keep my myspace for my real-world friends. The few people from the site on my friends list are folks I know pretty well. Bite me.
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Speaking of myspace, at what point in dating do YOU discuss changing your myspace status? This is undoubtetly the most 2006 connundrum I can imagine. Like class rings or letterman jacket in the 50's, running...
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Speaking of myspace, at what point in dating do YOU discuss changing your myspace status? This is undoubtetly the most 2006 connundrum I can imagine. Like class rings or letterman jacket in the 50's, running...
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blck_flwrsplease:
ha 
good question - I never really used to check my myspace acct - and my status was "single" while I was dating a girl for 3 months - I just never thought about it -I wouldve changed it -
good question - I never really used to check my myspace acct - and my status was "single" while I was dating a girl for 3 months - I just never thought about it -I wouldve changed it - 
d23:
you change it no sooner than you feel pretty certain that its pretty serious and not a moment past when you think it would be innapropriate not to...
or like me, you forget about it for many many moons...
or like me, you forget about it for many many moons...
Dear M yspace hookaz-
Please go be friends with Frankie Jenkins. He needs love, and he's really bored when he's not on tour.
Please go be friends with Frankie Jenkins. He needs love, and he's really bored when he's not on tour.
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deadsweetheart:
I thinks someone actualyl tried to get me to add them the other day and their screeename was " whore",,im not shitting you about this and the onyl purpose of the profile is to add so many friends untilteh profile blows up.
:p
T
PSi requested your friendship on myspace and you never added me
:p
T
PSi requested your friendship on myspace and you never added me
londonx:
LOL. She never added me either. How LOVED I feel 
Well, it's Friday night. So I guess I'll put on something cute and go to Foundry and pretend I'm not in an increasingly foul humour. Maybe I'll really dance tonight and not speak to people, and then I'll feel better. Or not. Bleh. Maybe I'll see friends I miss and they'll perk me up. Or maybe they'll depress me further, since everyone I know is...
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morgannahh:
Are you really coming to aus for the SG tour? I hope so, that would be something to be happy about...
epicus_doomicus:
i hear you!!! why can't they leave me alone?! or simply, chill people to hang out with--where are they? no drama, no bullshit! damn it!
-just take deep breaths, and maybe exhale-
-just take deep breaths, and maybe exhale-
So, this is cool. I got cast in movie. Not a big part or anything, and not a big movie, but it's a real role with lines and everything. It'll be a month or so before I shoot at all, but methinks it's pretty neat. The movie is "Wizard of Gore" with Crispin Glover and Bijou Phillips. I'll keep you updated.
The world takeover is...
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desmodius:
sweet, you must be really stoked...there is nothing small about getting a part in a movie, that's just another step closer to taking the leads in movies, then you can walk through la screaming at the top of your lungs: I AM NIXON, MILLIONAIRE, I OWN A MANSION AND A YAUGHT.... I AM FUNDAMENTALLY WEALTHY, I AM SUCH A HAPPY MISER...!!!
you'll be able to eat at the finer eating establishments, like taco bell and waffle house, maybe even denny's... (Godless... one day that will be me...)
seriously, i am keeled for you and promise that i will buy it as soon as it comes out on vid. Promote it to everyone i know, and go see it if it comes to my theatre, it's got the williard guy in it, so it might make it down here...
loyd is the man...
you would make one hell of a fine tromette...
laters
you'll be able to eat at the finer eating establishments, like taco bell and waffle house, maybe even denny's... (Godless... one day that will be me...)
seriously, i am keeled for you and promise that i will buy it as soon as it comes out on vid. Promote it to everyone i know, and go see it if it comes to my theatre, it's got the williard guy in it, so it might make it down here...
loyd is the man...
you would make one hell of a fine tromette...
laters
ragingred:
Congratulations!
Listening to: Guitar Wolf, Jett Love
Jett Love Jett Love, I love you baby....
Yeah, I'm wearing my Stalker shirt. So what?
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You don't have to actually have the flu to hate it.
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I'm bored. Someone entertain me.
Jett Love Jett Love, I love you baby....
Yeah, I'm wearing my Stalker shirt. So what?
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You don't have to actually have the flu to hate it.
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I'm bored. Someone entertain me.
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desidia:
I saw what you had to say on Fractals new set and shame on you! You're one to talk little miss Cuddle and Officejob 
geo35:
Frank was really excited about his new rifle. He'd always wanted to hunt down and find a bear in the wild, so he took the long gun off to the wilderness. On the very first day, he spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Almost immediately, there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear says "That was a stupid move, Frank. That bear was a friend of mine. And now you've got two choices. Either I maul you or we have sex." Frank decides letting the bear have his way would be better than a mauling, so he bends over and lets the bear have his way.
He crawls back to civilization and spends two weeks recovering on the couch.
Vowing revenge, Frank heads back out to the same forest, looking for that black bear. Sure enough, after a days hunt, he finds him, takes careful aim, and shoots him dead.
Almost immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a thousand pound, eight foot tall grizzly bear was standing behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That bear was a friend of mine. And now you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we're going to have rough sex."
"Oh, shit... rough sex with a half-ton grizzly... Well, I guess it's better than certain death." So frank bends over for it, then manages to crawl home where he spends a month recuperating.
And he vows revenge.
One more time, Frank heads back to the woods, carefully tracks down the grizzly, and drops him with one well-placed shot.
But then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to find a giant 2,000 pound ten-foot tall Kodiak bear standing there.
And the bear says "Come on, Frank, admit it, you don't just come out here for the hunting any more, do you?"
Ya-ta-da-ta-da-da, ya-ta-da-ta-da-ta....
The black bear says "That was a stupid move, Frank. That bear was a friend of mine. And now you've got two choices. Either I maul you or we have sex." Frank decides letting the bear have his way would be better than a mauling, so he bends over and lets the bear have his way.
He crawls back to civilization and spends two weeks recovering on the couch.
Vowing revenge, Frank heads back out to the same forest, looking for that black bear. Sure enough, after a days hunt, he finds him, takes careful aim, and shoots him dead.
Almost immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a thousand pound, eight foot tall grizzly bear was standing behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That bear was a friend of mine. And now you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we're going to have rough sex."
"Oh, shit... rough sex with a half-ton grizzly... Well, I guess it's better than certain death." So frank bends over for it, then manages to crawl home where he spends a month recuperating.
And he vows revenge.
One more time, Frank heads back to the woods, carefully tracks down the grizzly, and drops him with one well-placed shot.
But then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to find a giant 2,000 pound ten-foot tall Kodiak bear standing there.
And the bear says "Come on, Frank, admit it, you don't just come out here for the hunting any more, do you?"
Ya-ta-da-ta-da-da, ya-ta-da-ta-da-ta....