The DMV was the high point of my day.
I feel like I never woke up this morning. Just sleepwalking through the day beause waking up fully would probably hurt. (Admittedly, between the hangover and the constrution crew, waking up at all was a bitch and a half).
Hollow, empty, echoey me.
Would someone please come over and poke me with sharp objets until I...
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I feel like I never woke up this morning. Just sleepwalking through the day beause waking up fully would probably hurt. (Admittedly, between the hangover and the constrution crew, waking up at all was a bitch and a half).
Hollow, empty, echoey me.
Would someone please come over and poke me with sharp objets until I...
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There's not enough vodka on the planet.
Thank God I have a road trip planned, because the itch to drive until dawn just hit me like a truckload of kitty litter. Sure, I have to wait two weeks. But at least I know it's coming.
It's either that, or drink until dawn and be sitting on the steps of the church next door with a...
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Thank God I have a road trip planned, because the itch to drive until dawn just hit me like a truckload of kitty litter. Sure, I have to wait two weeks. But at least I know it's coming.
It's either that, or drink until dawn and be sitting on the steps of the church next door with a...
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geo35:
Hey, Nixon, dig this... go to myheritage.com. They have a face recognition program running that scans your face and compares it to a database of celebrities to see who you most look like. I came back looking - among others - like Noam Chomsky. It fuckin' figures.
But just for snicks, I ran a couple of SG photos, deliberately picking some that were really over-the-top. Even the darkest, most goth shot of you hit on some really classic beauties: Ava Gardner, Greta Garbo, and Grace Kelly, AND (drum roll, please...) J-Lo and Olivia Newton-John!
Be sure to run some of the samples and demos at myheritage.com... it's kinda' funny .
But just for snicks, I ran a couple of SG photos, deliberately picking some that were really over-the-top. Even the darkest, most goth shot of you hit on some really classic beauties: Ava Gardner, Greta Garbo, and Grace Kelly, AND (drum roll, please...) J-Lo and Olivia Newton-John!
Be sure to run some of the samples and demos at myheritage.com... it's kinda' funny .
acetracer:
I've so been itching for a road trip for a while now. I used to take one every month, minimum 4 hours, just around the state and anywhere else I randomly felt like going.
That was before gas prices doubled overnight
That was before gas prices doubled overnight
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helly:
wow, stuff like that fascinates me 
jaybugg:
Can I get some freeze dried moles in exchange for em?
Make my rommate stop knocking on my door.
I REALLY want a year where I don't have to do anyone's taxes but my own. That'd be awesome.
I REALLY want a year where I don't have to do anyone's taxes but my own. That'd be awesome.
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londonx:
Goddamnit. Am I the only one who CAN'T do fucking taxes?
Why is your roomate knocking on your door..., don't they live there?
Why is your roomate knocking on your door..., don't they live there?
ninadelamorte:
i could come over and cut the roomate's hands off for ya. but then they would just knock with the bloody stumps. some how that appeals to me.
i don't even have to do my own taxes. my step-mum is my account and she is free!
i don't even have to do my own taxes. my step-mum is my account and she is free!
Heh. I NEVER have a camera when I need it.
I might've needed a good strong cup of coffee this morning...but at least it wasn't a splitting headache like I suspect some of us woke up with...
It's just not a night until somebody's bleeding from a head wound. Preferably multiple somebodys.
Seriously. Boys.
I might've needed a good strong cup of coffee this morning...but at least it wasn't a splitting headache like I suspect some of us woke up with...
It's just not a night until somebody's bleeding from a head wound. Preferably multiple somebodys.
Seriously. Boys.
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d23:
Shady lil bastard... its under my landlords name... its on my lease that he pays it... he hasn't for 6 months.
I went to his house and made him go pay it in the office in person. 6 hours later I can shower so I dont feel lie a dirty hippy.
I went to his house and made him go pay it in the office in person. 6 hours later I can shower so I dont feel lie a dirty hippy.
geo35:
"The Fear of Women is the Basis of Good Health."
- Italian Proverb
- Italian Proverb
Well, the votes are in. After fifty or so guesses, the winner is- nobody. That's right, nobody Named that Dead Thing.
The most common guesses were beaver (10 votes) and nutria (4). But those could be discounted because you could see my Dead Thing's teeth. Although he did have prominent incisors, they were white (and actually not nearly as prominent as most rodents). Beaver and...
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The most common guesses were beaver (10 votes) and nutria (4). But those could be discounted because you could see my Dead Thing's teeth. Although he did have prominent incisors, they were white (and actually not nearly as prominent as most rodents). Beaver and...
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desidia:
If you use something other than a pillow I might not go as peacefully... but if you're not going to kill me then don't even bother.
I'm just not exactly thrilled at the idea of coming back here and my mind is racing for other places you can drop me off. The morgue of course was my first choice.
I'm just not exactly thrilled at the idea of coming back here and my mind is racing for other places you can drop me off. The morgue of course was my first choice.
ancalagond:
Yeah, but did you know hyraxes' paws have suction cups on them so they can climb rocks really well?
-D.
-D.
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doxie:
Definitely a beaver.
Edited to add: Whatever it is, it looks like it smells delightful
[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 11:06PM]
Edited to add: Whatever it is, it looks like it smells delightful
[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 11:06PM]
swindy:
bat
Sometimes I think being raised by a Scorpio is a lot like being raised by wolves.
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prockgirlscout:
As a Scorpio mom, I have to agree. 
redfirefaery:
i was raised by a sagitarious and a gemini. talk about multiple faces on parents...
To go out, or to stay in...
So unsure...
Sleepy... Yet bored...Yet lazy...
So unsure...
Sleepy... Yet bored...Yet lazy...
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bankerboy:
hippomonki and I were just talking about Petar from the hooka bar and we thought of you! Hope you are doing well.
deadsweetheart:
pends do you ahve to work tommorw or not?
T
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You know, there's a disconnected part of me that still feels really hurt and betrayed by all the shit that's gone down around here in the last year. Yeah, I miss my Stormypants like whoa. And there's a part of me that's still a little pissed that all this shit that's pretty much family bullshit keeps getting dragged out into the light like it's fucking...
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kalischild:
Heh.
Live Dance Performance By Nixon Suicide.
On the main stage at 'select' times.
Heh.
Live Dance Performance By Nixon Suicide.
On the main stage at 'select' times.
Heh.
deathhippie:
Miss nixon, you are the ultimate hotness on this site. Don't worry about the bullshit. You alone could drive this place. 
I've spent a long time looking for myself, and, having found enough of me to do a decent reconstruction, I've spent a while now figuring out what I wanted, and where I'm supposed to go. In the beginning, when I left home at 18 and ran for the West Coast and all the things it offered to teach me, and since then as I have...
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londonx:
You.
Are.
Sweet.
Are.
Sweet.
redheadedleague:
I envy you. Personally, I never rebelled when I was younger - I was the good kid, did everything that was expected of me. And yeah, it took moving to a different coast to escape that. There is a place for family, though - as long as they are ready to accept you on your terms.
And God bless Guinness.
And God bless Guinness.
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londonx:
Meh.
imasailorgirl:
That picture is so beautifull... I love the victorian/goth feel. And those boots are amazing. They'd suck to walk in but they look amazing.
oh please pick me, pick me
We may enjoy it too much..
Meh, don't feel sorry for yourself. Wake up, look in the mirror and repeat over and over "I'm Nixon, and I have more then a book full of people that want to do me."