I did laundry. Neat.
I hide in my bunk a lot lately, reading under the covers like a kid so everyone will assume I'm sleeping. It's what happens when I have no internet and don't want to talk to anyone.
I finally got around to reading Anansi Boys. Funny that I hadn't gotten around to it before. You'd think I'd pay more attention to...
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I hide in my bunk a lot lately, reading under the covers like a kid so everyone will assume I'm sleeping. It's what happens when I have no internet and don't want to talk to anyone.
I finally got around to reading Anansi Boys. Funny that I hadn't gotten around to it before. You'd think I'd pay more attention to...
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cate:
very cute indeed<3
when's your next set going up?!
w00t!
when's your next set going up?!
w00t!
comatose:
whats it like being on mythbusters? hehe 
Committed is going to make me a perfect puppy.
And then all will be well, no matter what is at the bottom of the cliff.
Because nothing on the whole planet makes me happy like puppies.
And then all will be well, no matter what is at the bottom of the cliff.
Because nothing on the whole planet makes me happy like puppies.
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vanity:
eek! we just got a new puppy. her name is dahlia. and she is black.
doctashock:
How's touring this time around?
When I was in college I had a writing professor that used "the type of dude that kicked puppies" whenever he was describing a "not so nice" character. I wore a shirt to class one day that said "I kick puppies". I'm sure there's pictures floating around on the internet somewhere.
When I was in college I had a writing professor that used "the type of dude that kicked puppies" whenever he was describing a "not so nice" character. I wore a shirt to class one day that said "I kick puppies". I'm sure there's pictures floating around on the internet somewhere.
One out of two isn't all that bad.
Perhaps later I'll tell you the story of Hellooo Cleveland, or "The Longest Thanklsgiving Ever". It involved a midget, four evelators, and puking in a Big Red Cup (now mysignature accessory). Being attacked by a motion-operated Pepsi machine, listening to a homeless guy rant against his gift pie, and watching Reagan learn how to swim up...
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Perhaps later I'll tell you the story of Hellooo Cleveland, or "The Longest Thanklsgiving Ever". It involved a midget, four evelators, and puking in a Big Red Cup (now mysignature accessory). Being attacked by a motion-operated Pepsi machine, listening to a homeless guy rant against his gift pie, and watching Reagan learn how to swim up...
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vanity:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!
mightyjoeaverage:
AWWWW SHIT I"M A DAY LATE 
ah fuckit!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY NIXON 
hope it was a good day all round for you.
ah fuckit!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY NIXON
hope it was a good day all round for you.
I want two things for my birthday.
Both of them are phone calls.
Both of them are phone calls.
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presence:
happy birthday missus president.
acidevangelist:
Happy Birthday, young lady.
OK, I officcially hate hockey arenas. They're always fucking cold. The showers are nasty and rarely have hot water. They smell almost as bad as my socks. I miss clean laundry. I'm grumpy about spending my birthday on the road. I miss my cell phone, which doesn't work in Canada at all. Oh, and for some reason Canadian catering SUCKS.
And that's about it for...
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And that's about it for...
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eternalpain75:
Sorry about the birthday blues.
Red Bull can make anything shitty
Red Bull can make anything shitty
aquarian:
Yup they're cold
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xxverbalkidxx:
this is completely unrelated, but i saw you on mythbusters tonight. that was pretty cool.
now if only you had talked kari into doing a set.... j/k. only not really.
now if only you had talked kari into doing a set.... j/k. only not really.
cyanyde:
Fuck!!! HELLO!!!! Wow those pics are so hot! I wanna join next time k?
Wow. This is so bizzarre. I'm back in Canada, for one thing. And yes, there was more trouble at the border.
So, I'm probably going to be pretty slow between updates. We've finally made it to having a real tour bus. Yay!!! No more Officer Evans! But, this means no hotels, so we're relying on stadium wifi. We're also having to rely on stadium showers...
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So, I'm probably going to be pretty slow between updates. We've finally made it to having a real tour bus. Yay!!! No more Officer Evans! But, this means no hotels, so we're relying on stadium wifi. We're also having to rely on stadium showers...
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thais:
aww that sucks.. i really love that Xiolita performed Peaches 'downtown'.. i guess the G&R crowd wouldnt appreciate that. Who left the tour anyway? Good luck to all of you, I know you'll be amazing as usual. And for the shower situation... i lived in a dorm for a year..wear shower shoes/flip-flops in there <3
doozer:
Sounds like a VH1 Behind the Music line-up.
The time and effort you all put in for the performance is pretty cool.
The time and effort you all put in for the performance is pretty cool.
Holy. Flurcking. Schnitt.
We appear to be going on tour with Guns 'n Roses.
This shit just keeps getting wierder.
More to come.
We appear to be going on tour with Guns 'n Roses.
This shit just keeps getting wierder.
More to come.
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vegemite:
great for you guys... or not so great because you ahve to deal with Axl... But I was making like 6 pies for Thanksgiving since Reagan was coming so now who the fuck is going to eat all that pie? Stop stealing her, NY misses her and we still haven't gotten her properly sloshed for her 21st.
fractal:
hahahahhahahahahahahahaa......Old Axl is going to hit on you.
Van Horn, TX
Wow. You should've seen the way the waiter banged on the pot at dinner.
Right in tune with the cowbell.
On the other hand:
Funny: Borat
Funnier: Watching Borat in Oklahoma City. Quote of the evening goes to Reagan for So, the Christian jokes don't go over real well here, do they? That part at the rodeo? We were actually the only...
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Wow. You should've seen the way the waiter banged on the pot at dinner.
Right in tune with the cowbell.
On the other hand:
Funny: Borat
Funnier: Watching Borat in Oklahoma City. Quote of the evening goes to Reagan for So, the Christian jokes don't go over real well here, do they? That part at the rodeo? We were actually the only...
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acerbius:
Sometimes people confuse me.
I cannot wait to see that movie.
I cannot wait to see that movie.
missdisfigured:
Oh my... I have to go see it again just because everybody, including I myself, were laughing so hard and loud I missed the end of every joke in the fucking movie!
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
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m____:
WOW!!! Dolfins are mammals that scuttered bak in 2 the see? Dam! My Deddie never told me that!
I hope this is a joke and that I'm simply over-reacting. ...Smacks of: "Experts believe that while that the earth is flat like a dirt road, there are rumors to be believed that our world perhaps may be round and like a breast, a dog-like creature which roamed the earth many millions of years ago. And now the extraordinary discovery of a bottlenosed dolphin with an extra set of flippers has provided living proof of the theory."
I think Douglas Adams may have been on to something.
I hope this is a joke and that I'm simply over-reacting. ...Smacks of: "Experts believe that while that the earth is flat like a dirt road, there are rumors to be believed that our world perhaps may be round and like a breast, a dog-like creature which roamed the earth many millions of years ago. And now the extraordinary discovery of a bottlenosed dolphin with an extra set of flippers has provided living proof of the theory."
I think Douglas Adams may have been on to something.
m____:
Ok. I see the humor. Tuna-safe and all. Check out my costume...
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citizend:
You could cure cancer, broker peace in the middle-east and develop a renewable eco-friendly energy source; but you'll always be the girl who bit off the guy's nipple. 
lavenderrr:
Hahaha thats really cool 
Corpse by i cant remember who
House of Leave by mark z. danielewski
elsewhere by will shetterly <---mite be hard to find tho.