It's two in the afternoon, and I'm sitting in Brainwash in full makeup and shiny false eyelashes. This is VERY confusing to the Brainwash regulars, but I'm shooting a set with Taye just down the street in a half-hour, and I wanted intarweb.
Earlier I took FatDog to the park and we were attacked by the TINIEST PUPPY EVAR. It wiggled right up into my...
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Earlier I took FatDog to the park and we were attacked by the TINIEST PUPPY EVAR. It wiggled right up into my...
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MAGAZINE!!!
I think I see my name on the table of contents page...in eeety beeety letters...
My understanding is that this is what became of the new book after it exceeded phone book size and no longer made a bit of sense as a book. In which case, it will have unseen photos, poetry, and art from the girls, handwritten journal entries, and lots of...
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I think I see my name on the table of contents page...in eeety beeety letters...
My understanding is that this is what became of the new book after it exceeded phone book size and no longer made a bit of sense as a book. In which case, it will have unseen photos, poetry, and art from the girls, handwritten journal entries, and lots of...
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jamwise:
Looks cool, but $15 U.S.? Jeeezus H. Christola. 
annisa:
you look incredible in the magazine..
I can't sleep for the gay frog sex.
I got frogs. Chinese Firebelly Toads, more correctly. Edgar and Alled Toad. I was assured they were both boys, and it does seem so. But all they do is fuck. And sing about fucking. Especially Allen. And make little toad-fucking noises. They actually wake me upwith it. Oh, roommates.
In other news, check out this month's Peripheral...
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I got frogs. Chinese Firebelly Toads, more correctly. Edgar and Alled Toad. I was assured they were both boys, and it does seem so. But all they do is fuck. And sing about fucking. Especially Allen. And make little toad-fucking noises. They actually wake me upwith it. Oh, roommates.
In other news, check out this month's Peripheral...
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mark_plus_beer:
what Taylor said 
ms_o:
i forgot to mention the possible occurrence of toad-sex noises to a house-sitter one time, who promptly informed me when i arrived home that she didn't sleep a wink for 3 days because my neighbors had been having "loud sex" the entire time. DAY AND NIGHT.
ha. those horny little toads.
after 6 years, one of my pair croaked...so i have a sad widow toad now who still makes sex noises alone in his tank. it makes me sad because no one answers him; i need to get him a lady- friend. (or a boyfriend, whatever he wants) soon.
for now i just stand near the tank and beep the buttons on my cell phone, to which he replies in kind
beep
BOOP
beep
BOOP
beep beep
BOOP BOOP
toad lurve xo
ha. those horny little toads.
after 6 years, one of my pair croaked...so i have a sad widow toad now who still makes sex noises alone in his tank. it makes me sad because no one answers him; i need to get him a lady- friend. (or a boyfriend, whatever he wants) soon.
for now i just stand near the tank and beep the buttons on my cell phone, to which he replies in kind
beep
BOOP
beep
BOOP
beep beep
BOOP BOOP
toad lurve xo
Hi folks- yes, I'm OK. The bruises are allready fading. Takes more than a car to kick my ass! I even braved the edge of the pit at the Dir en Grey show the next night. Thanks for all the well-wishing!
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bairdduvessa:
sweet
ninadelamorte:
A friend of mine has been hit by cars no less than five times and he always walks away from them. You remind me of him.
Glad your still amoung us walking dead.
Glad your still amoung us walking dead.
So, I got hit by a car yesterday. That's exciting. Walking my dog. In a crosswalk. At a stop sign.
I appear remarkably unhurt, other than the slow development of some REALLY impressive bruises. Maybe I'll take pictures once they're in full bloom. The dog is also remarkably OK, in spite of taking a short flight.
Then got in a screaming match with the lady...
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I appear remarkably unhurt, other than the slow development of some REALLY impressive bruises. Maybe I'll take pictures once they're in full bloom. The dog is also remarkably OK, in spite of taking a short flight.
Then got in a screaming match with the lady...
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missmillie:
i hope u are ok! glad both u and ur dog don't show any major damage.
brightredscream:
I would have been tempted to punch her in the face.
I'm glad you and your pup are ok!
I'm glad you and your pup are ok!
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eternalpain75:
Beautiful blasphemy, love it.
tafkasp:
Jesus Built My Hotdog
...and then he ate it. That fucker!
...and then he ate it. That fucker!
Because, after all, I am well known as a lazy bum that just never does get anything done, I thought maybe I'd get ANOTHER job. I obviously sleep too much.
So, how about adding to my ever-expanding and ever-wiered list of titles- "Guest Lecturer"?
Looks like soon I'll be talking about one of my favourite subjects, sex, at One Taste Urban Retreat Center in San...
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So, how about adding to my ever-expanding and ever-wiered list of titles- "Guest Lecturer"?
Looks like soon I'll be talking about one of my favourite subjects, sex, at One Taste Urban Retreat Center in San...
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netik:
One taste is a half block from my house.
YOU WILL be knocking on my door to say hi, right?
YOU WILL be knocking on my door to say hi, right?
contrary:
Lessons, or advice?
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anderswolleck:
is that for a SG set?
dcruz:
you are just fucking awesome, girl !
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tafkasp:
hope you're feeling better, honey child. 
dcruz:
Take care now ! Hope you're doing better
Did anybody else notice the artice on SG in the new Marquis? This makes me happy. Except that I'm not in it. Which makes me sad. Because I am sometimes a bit of a brat.
I have shoots aplenty the next couple of weeks, so hopefully I'll get you some photo updates soon. Plus, i start the tracing for my new tatoo on wednesday....
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I have shoots aplenty the next couple of weeks, so hopefully I'll get you some photo updates soon. Plus, i start the tracing for my new tatoo on wednesday....
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nilk666:
do a myth-busters set, bone girl 
dino:
I shot with Taye, too. If you're willing to go to Sacramento, you could go to Modern Body (friend's tattoo shop) to shoot. She shot 3 girls there already. My set was rejected, but it was against a wall covered in flashing. It was reflective but blurry. I'm sure you can make it work.. Let me know.
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addie:
fucking amazing ass shit!
vasilisa:
thats amazing! x
Seriously, if I do not figure out how to get the intarweb up and running in my apartment soon I am going to go bat-shit crazy.
Also, didn't there used to be a way to upload from your cameraphone straight to your SG journal? What happened to that feature? I have finally joined this decade with the purchase of such a thing, and now I...
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Also, didn't there used to be a way to upload from your cameraphone straight to your SG journal? What happened to that feature? I have finally joined this decade with the purchase of such a thing, and now I...
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eternalpain75:
I refuse to own a cellphone of any kind. I beat them with stone hammers like a Neanderthal 
cld:
Bat shit crazy....i like that....now i need to find the right time to say it somewhere.
and freakin out people in Brainwash....whatever that is.