Monday Jul 04, 2005

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Greetings from Casa De Suenos, St. John, USVI. We are broadcasting live from poolside. I need to make sure the new wireless router my dad install worked correctly. wink

Anywho, Anne and I are hating it here, honest. whatever I'll update with pictures next time.
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1kiss_of_life:
oh fine, whatever, i don't care.

oh, btw, at my request, your dad rigged a complete computer melt down. not sure when. beware the fatal blue screen. the blue screen of death. mwahahahaha
1kiss_of_life:
Does this mean you will wear the cape? biggrin

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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1kiss_of_life:
Only if you kiss mine first!!! kiss tongue

You've probably already left for the airport. Damn, no ass kissing.
ampersandwich:
Thanks god you are so in lust with your wifey - she may think its overkill but fuck that - they are BOOBERS!!!! biggrin


Y~!

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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Good things, Ruben.

Yesterday leaving work, I walk past the vending machine and spied a bag of peanut M&Ms sticking out an calling my name. Today, I got a free laptop (it's got a bad PCMCIA slot - but the USB port works). In a few hours, someone is coming to buy my street motorcycle which I posted for sale yesterday. There is a possibility...
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deceptiviewfilm:
THAT SPECIAL was hilarious. I didnt know they cursed so much. Seth is crazy....

1kiss_of_life:
get to spend the weekend with my sweetie in a bikini Get pictures of you in a bikini with your sweetie.

All that good luck.eeek Careful in that bikini. You may burn your ass so bad, you can't sit down. Then where ya gonna be? biggrin

Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Ugh. It's been a week and a half and I'm disgusted with the rescue we are fostering Abbey for.

First: how do you have a cat for 6+ months and not take care of a leg that should be amputated?

Second: How do you have a cat for 6+ months and not know that it is a male? Yes folks, that's right - Abbey is...
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g00000ne:
I already own 4...... tongue
1kiss_of_life:
Hey, they interviewed Johnny today. He never mentions that he is from here. What is he, embarrassed?

I'm gonna have to have a little talk with that boy. whatever Jeesh, I hope his dad hasn't trimmed the shrubs. Is it weird that after he is home I wonder if the shrubs are going to look like Edward Scissorhands has been there? I do *not* have a problem with reality. It's there, I just choose to ignore it. surreal

Monday Jun 27, 2005

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seantastic:
She was so hottttt in ghost world. hhooootttt
1kiss_of_life:
Classic! biggrin I had no idea you were in this until I posted it.

1kiss_of_life said:

Witness01 said:

mydogfarted said:
If you like to avoid your girl screaming in pain and punching you in the face while fingering her, keep your nails trimmed and use the file to take the sharp edges off! blackeyed



and never wipe your cock on the curtains.



surreal "What, the curtains?" Oops, I had a Monty Python moment. Carry on.

Saturday Jun 25, 2005

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So I've decided on a new term for women - 'tweeners. They are the woman who are in the size 6-12 range for short girls and 8-14 for taller ones. Not really skinny, not considered plus sized, somewhere in between. Yeah, I know, some plus sized stores start at 12, but I'm making the rules here. These are my kind of women: curvy, perhaps a...
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broadwaybee:
1kiss_of_life:
On the way back from my appt, I saw a FedEx guy. I said, "gimmee my milkshake." He said, "Sorry. Some dumbass called about it. When he found out he could send one ... he hung up." they record calls ya know. tongue

Friday Jun 24, 2005

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I just found out Tegan & Sara are going to be performin this Sunday in a free concert at Central Park's Summer Stage. I really hope I can go! biggrin
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petbot:
You are such a man-lesbo! I love it.
re earlier comment, my mom isn't super hot, although she looks much younger than she is. She is just a person who is very free of judgment and very easy going, and from what I understand she is dynamite in the sack. ew, I need to go compulsively wash my hands now!
seantastic:
What's Verizon?

Thursday Jun 23, 2005

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Feeling better.

One of out friends is pressuring me to start a full blown embroidery business. It was not what I intended, but the prospect is intreguing. But then it goes from fun to work. Plus for the most part I enjoy my job. I dunno.

I got my new race bike last night - a 2002 Suzuki SV650S. Smaller and less powerful then my...
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derceto:
you still have the digits? or do you need them?

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derceto:
i thought she wasn't coming because of her back

Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

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Someone please kill me. My digestive system is angry with me and I'm hoping it calms down or I die soon. blackeyed

In other news, we have a new "visitor", Abby. She is an approximately 3 year old black & white tuxedo cat with a deformed/damaged front leg. The paw curls under like someone who had a stroke and she drags the leg when she walks....
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g00000ne:
That is exactly what I am trying to do....come home.
ampersandwich:
huh, i didnt know people did that with TVs...why do you choose the beeper alarm? just curious to hear, im not changing my deal...


Dude, again with teh digestive stuff? I know you wanted to come back to the way of the meateaters, but relax yourself!!!

You guys have a FANfuckingtastic time in St Johns - I cant afford the ramen noodles barely at this point...and my biggest client is giving me shitloads of grief about paying bills...erf


Y~!

Monday Jun 20, 2005

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If you find me mysteriously dead, I've asphixiated from the stomach war happening due to dinner at Fiesta Mexican. Damn good food - terrible, terrible gas. puke

Oh, I forgot. The phrase of the day:
"Cock juggling, thunder cunt".

Yes, I made the mistake of watching 'Blade Trinity'. The writer and director should be shot.
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1kiss_of_life:
Cute, I love the belly kitties. Don't you love it when they decide 'game over' and rip your hand off? Kitties are so funny ... and have very sharp teeth. wink
rxqueen:
well, i'mnot afraid to ask...where did that phrase come from? its pretty funny smile

and about the meow mix theme song in miao!! 's...i've come to the conclusion that you are both awesome and adorable.

so i've made a new word just for you.
awedorable.

smile

Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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I need ideas. I've got boxes of shirts to embroider, but nothing is coming to mind. frown

{UPDATED TO ADD}

Mechanics work shirts. I've got some in charcoal, navy blue, grey, hunter green.
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yeknomyknuf:
I think you should put your kitties on one
petbot:
Awww, those kitties are very cute! What about oh I don't know maybe PIGS?!?!? Hello, obviously!

Wednesday Jun 15, 2005

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This weekend I hear The Used & My Chemical Romance's remake of 'Under Pressure'. Totally fucking rocks. I'm sure if Freddie Mercury was alive it would make him want to molest their young man bottoms! biggrin Ok, so I'm a big My Chemical Romance fan - they rock, put out records that are great from start to finish and they are from New Jersey.

Now to...
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1kiss_of_life:
I knew it would be stupid shit about stupid people first and foremost. I also knew heat and other issues would be involved. This is beyond stupid. When I hear mauling, I now immediately think, 'don't let it be pit.' And that's not even my favorite breed. Do something. frown

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/12/MNGJND7G5L1.DTL

Guess I should just be happy the doberman finished it's discriminatory processes in the 70's. I HATE PEOPLE. just so ya know.
1kiss_of_life:
Yeah, funny I was just thinking they need to post that billboard about spaying and neutering your pets AND wierd friends and relatives.

I feel bad for the boy too. For both what happened and for having a stupid mother.
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