mydogfarted

I hope all is well.

Wha? your dick is shrinking? k, well anyway, you must see this picture. It's so cute.

Good luck with all that latex ... paint! I had to!

You know he's in NYC and you are looking for him. So he's in another movie with her? I had no idea.

does the banana phone show its nipples, too?

Im all for nipple showage, but thats a tough request with a squisher

Did I *say* my feet hurt? Just like a man. You don't listen to a word I say.

About that margarita. Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up the fastest. One may think I heard that first on Bad Santa. Uh ... no. Mommie Dearest has said that to me since I can remember. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I always wanted stuff I couldn't have ... or didn't exist.

you're getting sleepy....

No!! ... but my dad told me for the bajillionth time that I needed to quit dreaming of air castles. Air castles

Doors wrapped in leather exist. I imagine.

got a box of 22ga needles in. still want some??

My only advice is to seek endorphin highs from slightly less deangerous sources - like having your ass beaten! Works for me!
Re the submissive boys comment, here's the story behind it. Right before I joined SG I met a guy at school who seemed perfect for me. Sexy, cool, kinky, smart, the whole deal. We went out a few times, got along great, I was really excited. Then all the hints we'd been making about being perverts turned into a serious discussion, and he told me that he loved bdsm and latex, blah blah blah, but that he was a sub! I was crushed. I knew it wouldn't work. I was still very sad abut that when I filled out my profile, so it should really say :submissive boys who zuni really wants to date but can't because they are not dom guys boo-hoo:. I will change it right now for you. And it was fun to see you all tied - I was excited for you! Sometimes I envy you noobs this period of discovery. Althugh you really do always learn new things no matter how experience you are.

I seriously need to try that someday. Maybe in Vegas. You can fly it in.

ok not as soon as i thought, i forgot that all the clothing has been discountinued, making room for new stuff.


though you never know...i will tell ya when its time for stars.

oooooh yeeeeeeaah! I used to eat those in place of crutons, they were the shit!

how was nh?

hey bud, ss or sb? zoran (twin works factory) is sending me a 99-02 sv subframe, and i'm going to make like 5 of 'em for him.... eventually. i developed a cbr1000rr subframe and got one on jeremy toye's ama bike... making some spares now. i got new hats for summer! i'll send you one when i send out the cbr subframes... hopefully today. i haven't ridden a bike yet this year... that has got to change. i drove out to mid-ohio... looks like a fun track... considering VIR but dunno if i can talk jill into it (i've dragged her to barber and mid-ohio so far this year). rock and roll.

And not until then will I love you again ... yeah, I don't know. Get to work.

I fit that fucker in with *zero* clearance on one axis. You could barely slide a sheet of paper between the fridge case and the doorway, after taking the doors off the fridge, the oven, and the doorway itself, along with removing the bookshelves, hooks, brackets, etc.

It was a bitch, but it's all better now and definitely worth it.

Did you see the movie "Sweet Home Alabama" with Reese Witherspoon? Is that the accent you are talking about? Just wondering.

No I didn't forget. I saved a pic just for you.

oh yummy. Isn't he like the sexiest man you've ever seen?

Now hurry up and find him before I staple a note to ... something.

Do you know what is sad? Really sad? That I knew what "mah hayer" was before I read the following sentence. I guess cause when I had long blonde hayer ... well everybody like mah hayer.

I jus' might hayt you. (long i's of course)

'supposed' ... I know thayat. Jus a reminda thayat yew luv me.