Here is one of the reasons I love my girlfriend.
This is from an actual IM conversation we had when she just finished a session at work:
[13:11] khoos: bahahahaha
[13:11] mydogfarted: ?
[13:11] khoos: is it sad/sick/twisted that I've started doing things just so I can tell you about them?

[13:12] mydogfarted:

[13:12] khoos: I ACTUALLY punched this guy in the taint.
How awesome...
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*makes with the shifty eyes*
Only bits and pieces. This will be remedied soon, though.
So...just gotta ask....what on earth is going on now?
Bits and pieces from your blog...."trainwreck doesn't even begin to cover it, does it?" and then then of course there is my personal favorite:
"Please come kick her in the cunt! I want to see that! It would totally make my day! "
*sheeesh!!*