tick tock, tick tock... another date for the closing on the new house is creeping up. While I feel much more optimistic about this one, I've grown tired of getting excited for it and won't believe it's real until I'm holding the keys in my hands.
It's not news to some of you that khoos is turning me in a damn hippie with all the... Read More
Ok, my liver needs a break and my friends need to NOT have their birthdays all in a row. Three nights straight of partying is not something my old ass can handle. To recap the past three days:
Thursday Night: Sharona1881's small birthday party. Apples to Apples, too much pot and way too late for me on a work night.
Friday Night: Infinity's... Read More
How to have a party full of WIN:
Alcohol
Pot
Apples to Apples
Pink nippled cupcakes
and a birthday cake topped with strawberries unintentionally sliced to look like vaginas.
I recently started a side job consulting. The contract states I make a minimum of $600 a month for it. Fucking cocksucker lenders say that because it's self employment, FHA guidlines say I need two years history of it before I can claim it... Read More
I recently started a side job consulting. The contract states I make a minimum of $600 a month for it. Fucking cocksucker lenders say that because it's self employment, FHA guidlines say I need two years history of it before I can claim it as income on my application. The U.S. government offers programs to help people buy homes and then... Read More
This weekend I had a coming out of sorts... I showed khoos a lot of pictures of me when I was being "preppy" to fit in to what my ex-wife wanted me to be. It was hilarious and kind of sad at the same time. Awful haircuts, "Harry Potter" glasses, khakis... I was trying to act like a grown up, keep the professional look and... Read More
For those who may or may not know, I love to play poker online at PokerStars. When khoos and I first started dating, she taught me to play and we would play online against each other and in tournaments. It was something fun we could do "together" while separated by hundreds of miles. Now we hate playing each other heads up because we can't read... Read More
Since I first heard this song, it just sticks with me. Having friends there and hearing about other people's spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends/family members being forced into multiple tours.
Hero's Song by Brendan James
This posting came from a discussion I had with khoos this weekend about how Americans have turned Memorial Day from a day to remember our fallen into an excuse to have a sale and... Read More
White Trash BBQ was full of "Fabulous". Any party with beer, "natural substances" and military equipment converted to a mobile swimming pool is always going to rock.
I'm so fucking tired of this drama trying to get this house. Now I've been told that the mortgage I thought I had, I don't quite have yet, which means I most likely will not be closing on the house Friday and may have to wait now until 8/27. Pissed? You better fucking believe I am.
we have formed a nice little sharing stoners tribe...so when one runs low another usually has a stash...times like these i appreciate my little town...
Yeah, but you might lock in a better interest rate!!!
and ....
ok, that's all i got.
oh, wait. How about "Well, you can just get glad in the same pants you got mad in."
Yeah, cuz mom use ta' say that to me and ... and it just made me madder.
She also use ta' say, "Shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up the fastest."
damn child abuse.
