mulhollanddrive

I'm going to Winkies!

i wholeheartedly agree. i've got a few "friends" that need a hearty ass-whuppin'.

i hate everybody.
:i wish there was a frankenstein emoticon like your pic up there:

is really one of my favorite emoticons.
i think i like the best though.

damn! i'm still not in my living room listening to music!!! any it's kinda too late to play it very loud now, what with me being on the second floor, and all. with a postal worker living below me. [insert stale, totally lame joke here]

do you really have a black heart?

and um, waldo? ya lost me on that one.....

i hope your show, "The Toast of Texas" goes well.....or at least it's edited within an inch of its life! i'll keep my fingers crossed that they didn't edit out your little dance/karaoke number.

nearly had a "slurp-tastrophe" this afternoon. yes, the first place where i tried to get a slurpee had replaced the coca-cola flavor with mountain dew. and, while, i'm always willing to do the dew, i prefer coke, if possible.
second place had actually ripped out and closed off the entire area that once housed the slurpee machine, to begin construction on a "starbuck's bar" in the grocery store. damn fools! starbuck's does not take precedence over slurpees!!!!
third place, success. all was right with the world once again.

good morning.


now, take the curlers out of your hair and wash off all that cold cream.

"slop the hog"?? is that a euphamism for masturbate?? hahaha

falling down is a kick ass movie!

welllll? how'd it go? did you break out the searsucker suit and the white dress shoes? i'll bet you looked snappy. or hep. or spiffy. or whateverthehell searsucker makes one look like.
did you remember everything, or did you have to improvise? so many questions.........so few of any real substance.... haha

i hate everybody.


ok, not everybody. flakes suck. i have been away from the computer most of the day, then my internet was out. sigh.....

my living room is painted, though! and my car is fixed--and i didn't have to pay, cuz i done gone and bought me a certified used car last year, and it has a bumper-to-bumper warranty for two years! kickASS!!

good luck with your thingy tomorrow. (the taping! i mean the taping! lol)

that makes me........um.............a goddess?....a UofM grad?......a culture-seeking liberal?..............what're ya goin' for on that? haha
i'm a journal hog too. oink oink--no, wait, that's a pig

i must sleep immediately. catch ya on the flipside.
dream of pancakes.

okay, that stripe thing is pissing me off. i do not like the stripe.
i don't mean friends in real life, i mean sg friends....up there. *points up*

thanks for making me laugh this evening.....it's 3am....must....sleep........now.....zzzzzzzzz

damn. i WISH i was having pancakes.....
you must work at a bookstore?
good luck in your search for powder blue leisureness......maybe one of my retiree neighbors can loan you one. they have plenty of bowling balls if you need one of those...

i have to say, i am laughing OUT LOUD over here! you've obviously spent some time in an office--perhaps you delivered those big giant water thingies, or maybe you were a UPS driver bringing cases of white-out and cremora to the office ladies--no, wait, you don't have a moustache. hmmm....

um, it's probably normal to slow down as you age, and your joints get a little achey, but that is entirely separate from your being a freak.

ha! i just noticed your "what gets me hot"--for a while i had "exact change at the slurpee counter" for mine.......haha

hey, you changed your journal--i forgot to mention in my post that i can't make it to the COMP USA show, cuz i'm gonna be checkin' out the show at Bed Bath & Beyond.

i got to open one gift on xmas eve every year--no puking was necessary. it was always a new flannel nightgown. my sister got one too. yippee.

i think all that it says about you is that you're a puker.

thanks for the note, and the compliments......thought i'd respond here, for now.
i'm not in seattle--i'm a midwesterner. i do like neko case, but i only know blacklisted--the previous stuff is more country-ish than i can handle, i think, although i've never really heard any of it. i missed her on tv cuz i had to go to sleep early. and my tv is too tiny to bother watching anyway. i'm working on getting a bigger tv.
i don't really have a stalker, souljacker is just a smartass. at least i hope i don't have a stalker....

did you finish your reviews? how will you know if they translate your writing accurately? that could potentially suck. not to stress you out or anything.....