Here is a story you can watch unfold. During her normal stalking, LokisChild, was chatting with me on AIM last night and reminded me of this one.
One year ago tomorrow, we had a work "Christmas Party". Not the kind where the company pays for it and you all hang out. This is an employee thing. We are all male so where else are...
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One year ago tomorrow, we had a work "Christmas Party". Not the kind where the company pays for it and you all hang out. This is an employee thing. We are all male so where else are...
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Before I continue, go say nice things about Martini's set. (Please)
She left, Rob sat there all pissed, His brother in law came over and asked me what was going on. It was this guys reception, I felt bad even though I didn't do anything. I explained that his sister and Rob got into an argument and it got out of hand. I stopped it...
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She left, Rob sat there all pissed, His brother in law came over and asked me what was going on. It was this guys reception, I felt bad even though I didn't do anything. I explained that his sister and Rob got into an argument and it got out of hand. I stopped it...
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d_day:
okay, if it's the same pay, that just bites.
d_day:
switching to days would get you a 25k increase? wow, i wanna work for that company! okay, that was a little sarcastic. but seriously, that must be a different job, seeing as how most union jobs pay more for nights than they do for days. seriously though, good luck.
From the annals of Why Does This Shit Happen to Me?
Most guys will tell you that they can tell when some dud is trying to get their woman. The biggest sign is how the guy reacts to your presence. A guy after you current squeeze will probably not talk to you. He will try to be that guy who is her friend that she...
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Most guys will tell you that they can tell when some dud is trying to get their woman. The biggest sign is how the guy reacts to your presence. A guy after you current squeeze will probably not talk to you. He will try to be that guy who is her friend that she...
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nymphetamine:
thank you so much for the comment in my journal... I'll think about keeping them up.
nymphetamine:
so what do you seriously think about my looks as far as you've seen?
Right so, they just got Dave Navarro to answer a question for me on SG radio. Some people know that he is one of my idols.
HE DID USE A VIBRATOR ON THE SOLO FOR "THE MOUNTAIN SONG"
Straight from his own mouth, bitches!
HE DID USE A VIBRATOR ON THE SOLO FOR "THE MOUNTAIN SONG"
Straight from his own mouth, bitches!
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martini:
im going to visit.. captain.. shut the fuck up! hahahhaha
im lame...
xo
im lame...
xo
toothpickmoe:
It was a hell of a good time.
...
Wait, what did Dave say Sunday night?
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Wait, what did Dave say Sunday night?
Here is another original. It is not my favorite but I wanted to post another and am in no mood to write.
Whole
falling into the black hole of eternity
a part of me breaks for the light
my soul tattered and torn aches for serenity
do I go or put up a fight
I fought the good fight and the bad
is what i...
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Whole
falling into the black hole of eternity
a part of me breaks for the light
my soul tattered and torn aches for serenity
do I go or put up a fight
I fought the good fight and the bad
is what i...
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toothpickmoe:
I should, shouldn't I. I'm also reading the 75 million updates all my friends decided to post today. 
toothpickmoe:
I'm there, for better or worse.
Guarding yourself from the love of another
Left you with nothing tonight
Why does it sound like the devil is laughing
Leaving me haunted tonight
You did decide
Now I want you, when you're gone, and now it's like
You're holding something just in front of me
Well then, I can't allow this to become another
One of those times that I'm left in the...
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Left you with nothing tonight
Why does it sound like the devil is laughing
Leaving me haunted tonight
You did decide
Now I want you, when you're gone, and now it's like
You're holding something just in front of me
Well then, I can't allow this to become another
One of those times that I'm left in the...
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toothpickmoe:
Yes, I pretty much agree. But honestly, someone who has a job like that shouldn't want to get fucked up before performing their duty. In a perfect world...
toothpickmoe:
Interesting pick.
I've always been a bigger fan of the Marvel villains. DC blew their wad on guys like the Joker.
I've always been a bigger fan of the Marvel villains. DC blew their wad on guys like the Joker.
Sick again!
That is twice in 6 months.
Lame.
Entertain me, I have a 3 day weekend.
That is twice in 6 months.
Lame.
Entertain me, I have a 3 day weekend.
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darksphere:
Feel better soon.
Feel better soon.
d_day:
Twice in six months? that sucks. I went a couple years without a cold or anything. Then I get my new job, and get sickl twice in the first two months! it sucked ass.
That was fun wasn't it? Like a freight train running over a Pinto. You just couldn't help yourself could you? For some of you this was the first story others this was one of a few. THe question is where do we go from here? How about a trip down memory lane.
When I was in high school AOL was just getting started. There wasn't...
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When I was in high school AOL was just getting started. There wasn't...
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_gone_:
DOH 
.. nevermind .. i don't listen to huey lewis & the news .. if i can help it .. what was it that he said... 'it ain't hip to be square...' 
.. nevermind .. i don't listen to huey lewis & the news .. if i can help it .. what was it that he said... 'it ain't hip to be square...' 
lokischild:
so thats like the king of all cockblocks....if anyone ever tells a cockblock story and expects pity, just pull that sucker out and be like what now? bitch!
p.s. if you add bitch to anything it automatically adds 10 cool points
p.s. if you add bitch to anything it automatically adds 10 cool points
OK I wasn't going to write out the fisting story. Even I think the fucker is kind of gross. I was going to write a story about the first time I hit on a girl, just to prove how bad cockblocking is in my life. But there is a demand for the fisting so - YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Really - If you don't like...
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_gone_:
damn 
melika:
ow.
why didn't they build up to it?
i mean a whole fist, first time? eeek!
why didn't they build up to it?
i mean a whole fist, first time? eeek!
How long has it been since I told a story? Too Long!!
Did I tell the story about my friends first fisting experience?
Did I tell the story about my friends first fisting experience?
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robotsatemyhair:
You need new stories.
And you'd better get your ass over here.
And you'd better get your ass over here.
melika:
going damn well, if i sy so mahself!!
oooh, tell that story!!
ps: lovin the bat...
oooh, tell that story!!
ps: lovin the bat...
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toothpickmoe:
He's one of my favorite good bad guys. I almost always root for him, even when I shouldn't.
mistress_:
....anything for breakfast I should know about?
BTW, that joker, looks like a clown.
[Edited on Dec 05, 2005 6:46AM]
BTW, that joker, looks like a clown.
[Edited on Dec 05, 2005 6:46AM]
I have a penchant for spaghetti.
I ate too much and now I feel like shit.
I ate too much and now I feel like shit.
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blackwing149984:
the itching in the back of the throat and constand tugging on the uvula that makes you gag.
Ive actually thrown up because of coughing and gaging so hard
Ive actually thrown up because of coughing and gaging so hard
robotsatemyhair:
MMMM sketties.
maybe in this fucked up pessemistic world of ours, someone was genuine.
maybe you'll get lucky and she will still be there this year....
This isn't to say that they aren't regular people if you meet them in any other way, just be warry of one showing interest within a club. If she really WAS interested she could have given you her number to contact her away from the club.