It was bound to happen sooner or later. I am going to go there.
If any of you get the displeasure of meeting me in real life. (Friday MissVamp) You will learn once I get comfortable around you, I rant at the drop of a hat.
This is one of those times.
Can we get over chauvanism already? I mean come on. Just because I... Read More
Story time
There we all were, bored on a Saturday afternoon. We had gone out drinking at the only decent dance club in Tucson. Richard, Eric and I. We practicly built the place with the money we spent there. The had stayed the night at my apartment to make sure I didn't die in my own vomit.
I had drank very heavily the night before.... Read More
hahaha i love the sheer amount of irony in your life....it's almost like god was like "shit! i put in too much on this guy! oh well, lets see what happens" hehehe.... you don't have to worry about losing me once you run out of stories....cus personally i don't think you ever will...
Putting age into perspective. This is a joke I like to go off with on friends of mine. I can honestly say that I have never had a friend that was more than 1 or 2 years older than me. Most have been quite younger. SO here you all are in alphabetical order. (the ones who have real birthdays posted)
Hello, boys and girls.
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No!
This is a song about being happy!
That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy... Read More
Awww sorry hun.
Put the $100 in your pocket and buy yourself something shiny later.
Well I know your a busy boy but I figured I would remind you about my halloween party on the 28th. If you're bored you're more than welcome. I am not sure who is comming but it looks like Sioux is in. And at the worst you get drunk for free. lol But if not I think I'll live.
Time for another episode of Mr_Zero's real life story time.
This one got inspired by the people in the group DATING SUCKS!!!
I was a good pool player back in the day. I took second in a pool tournament at one of the pool halls in Tucson. THe guy that beat me was a dude I went to high school with. One of those people... Read More
hmmm....thats just one of those things where you go "what?" .....as long as it wasn't all malicious and such, i guess it's just one of those learning experiences, huh?
I got reminded of another story. yeah it happens. You know you like them! Best part is they really did happen.
My last gf was raised by lesbians. She was the very open minded sort and had a lot of gay friends. None of this bothers me at all. Gay, Lesbian, it's your life not mine. Just don't try making me feel guilty because I'm... Read More
Last time that happened to me was when I got chatting to a lesbian couple in a local bar.
After the bar closed we ended up a my place which was close by for a glass of wine or two.
Anyway these girls are a couple and they lived together so I wasnt expecting anything but during the course of the next couple of hours they both made seperate passes at me.
Not sure to this day why I turned them down (they were cute) but it didn't feel right.
SO for the last three days I haven't been able to get this Rage Against the Machine song out of my head. I sing it very loud while I am at work. At least 3 times a night. Lyrics are spoiled.
They fired Ed. Mike is out for a month due to surgery. My birthday is next week. So what is the connection?
Ed got fired for doing a burn out in the parking lot. He got fired because Mike's dad told on him, he works there too. I told Ed not to go into the office without a representative from the union but he didn't... Read More
This is all going to be short. This has been the hardest part for me to deal with. You are about to find out why. After this I have no idea if I will write more stories about me and things I have done. This seems like a lame crying for sympathy thing. That isn't what it is really. A... Read More
Sorry folks. I haven't been ignoring people, really. I have just been so tired that I feel I can barely form a coherent sentence. A lot happened this week. I am not going to get on a political soapbox again for a while. It is boring for you, the reader. It is waaaayyy more interesting to read about my blundering life. Hell I hope you... Read More
a gnarly ache. worst at the wrist and goes all the way up my arm almost to my armpit an my hand hurts too. the pain gets worse when i move my hand, wrist or elbow at all and i can't pick up anything heavy. i tried to pick up my cellphone with my left hand and i almost dropped it. i'm icing it and i took a bunch of ibuprofin so hopefully it'll be better tomorrow since i have to work and if i can't work i can't make money.
all that with one hand. it only took like 10 minutes too...
you don't have to worry about losing me once you run out of stories....cus personally i don't think you ever will... 
