I was slipping through the cracks of a stolen jewel
I was tightrope walking in two ton shoes
Now somebody is talking about a third world war
And the police said this was normal control
And the candle was burning yesterday
Like somebody's best friend died
And I've been caught in a mind riot
I was crying from my eye teeth and bleeding from my...
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I was tightrope walking in two ton shoes
Now somebody is talking about a third world war
And the police said this was normal control
And the candle was burning yesterday
Like somebody's best friend died
And I've been caught in a mind riot
I was crying from my eye teeth and bleeding from my...
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foi:
haha. yeah, i guess that's a good way to liven up fishing, for sure.
foi:
i'm down with pseudofishing - sounds like a riot. i've only been fishing once though. and i think i'd have to be drunk to enjoy it.
So I was at Matt's last night and we were talking about how we really don't work for Budweiser. It is cool because Bud sponsors a lot of concerts and other events which we get free tickets for. We wrote down a list of all the brands of beer and malt beverages we have. This is the list of brands that we have. I so...
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foi:
aww. it's been awhile, hasn't it?
besides your awesomely tasty selection of beer, how's everything going?
besides your awesomely tasty selection of beer, how's everything going?
foi:
lordie, go take a vocate and have fun ! vegas is a real nice option ... at least, everyone i know goes down there every summer to blow some cha-ching.
everything is going fine and dandy over here. ... nothing exciting to tell tho...
everything is going fine and dandy over here. ... nothing exciting to tell tho...
Any man who doesn't want to get killed better clear on out the back.
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ignorantprodigy:
Unfortunately there is still a ways to go before we hit the airways. After we shoot the pilot we go out to LA to meet with a guy who will then try to sell it to someone, THEN we go back with our budget and start shooting the show.
Oh and your new avatar... a bad ass!
Unfortunately there is still a ways to go before we hit the airways. After we shoot the pilot we go out to LA to meet with a guy who will then try to sell it to someone, THEN we go back with our budget and start shooting the show.
Oh and your new avatar... a bad ass!
Is it time to retire the Jolly Roger?
If so, What goes up?
If so, What goes up?
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robotsatemyhair:
That man with his genitals all.... out there... frightens me.
ignorantprodigy:
What the hell is that old man doing?
What the hell is that old man doing?
This 65+ hours a week shit is wearing me the fuck out.
I did have fun at work Thursday though.
Fanfest for the NASCAR race here this weekend. I worked from 10am until midnight. By work I mean, I stood around girl watching and waiting for the beer tents to ask for more beer. I welcomed the opportunity to get the beer for them. It...
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I did have fun at work Thursday though.
Fanfest for the NASCAR race here this weekend. I worked from 10am until midnight. By work I mean, I stood around girl watching and waiting for the beer tents to ask for more beer. I welcomed the opportunity to get the beer for them. It...
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toothpickmoe:
Jesus was smiling at you that day/night.
lokischild:
yay! free beer! and scantily clad girls! and next time i hear about an empty condom wrapper, that condom better have been used dammit! 
Over the last couple days I pieced together some of the things that happened. It is kind of unnerving to wake up and you pocket contains 3 cigarette butts, an empty condom wrapper, a motel receipt and no cash. (I left with 300 in cash on me.)
I knew it was going to be a good night. I was getting gas before going to Mike's...
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mistressminx:
don't worry, the wedding is still on, hot stuff. 
if we ever talk online then you might get some dirty messages.
i'll miss you!
if we ever talk online then you might get some dirty messages.
i'll miss you!
mistressminx:
i will definatly come back and harrass your journals from afar.
take care dear.
i'll talk to you soon.
take care dear.
i'll talk to you soon.
At some point I remember saying "If you lay a finger on me I will knock all your teeth out then stretch your scrotum over your head while your mother laments about where she went wrong with her son."
To a girl at the bar. At least I think it was a girl. I better ask someone who was there.
To a girl at the bar. At least I think it was a girl. I better ask someone who was there.
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charlielove:
it's in a glass, but it's tangauray ith lemon because that's what ive got.
*kiss* spanks*
*kiss* spanks*
foi:
haha. so was she a he-woman or what?
Mike got permission to drink again.
He invited everyone out to the bar tonight.
His quote:
"Ican Drink again. Someone's gonna die!"
Update when I recover.
He invited everyone out to the bar tonight.
His quote:
"Ican Drink again. Someone's gonna die!"
Update when I recover.
Well since she put me down Ive been out doin in my head
Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed
Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed
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d_day:
Fickle? I'll have you know there's a very good reason!
toothpickmoe:
No, they don't. They're a bunch of poopyheads and I don't like them.
I am officially no longer a night shift zombie. As of today at 1pm local time, I was given the position of Operations Special Events Coordinator. Essentially this means I make sure the beer gets loaded on trucks and gets to things like the PGA tour stops, the NASCAR race and other local festivals. It is only for the summer. After that, I get to...
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foi:
that's some friggin long hours - it's a good thing you're enjoying it.
foi:
i'm sorry .... i missed the part where you told me your theory....
excuse me - i'm not quite coherent due to several drinks ....
i understand the debt and the job without a purpose though. that's what i'm going through now.
excuse me - i'm not quite coherent due to several drinks ....
i understand the debt and the job without a purpose though. that's what i'm going through now.
The Jaded Fucker Strikes Back.
No song quote for this one. I am running dry in the story department so I bring you a good old fashioned ass ripping. Some of you were not on my friends list when I originally posted this.
Well I was bored a bit ago so I went and checked my email that has been gathering for the past month....
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No song quote for this one. I am running dry in the story department so I bring you a good old fashioned ass ripping. Some of you were not on my friends list when I originally posted this.
Well I was bored a bit ago so I went and checked my email that has been gathering for the past month....
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user304975207:
i must have been out that day
reverendbenzo:
DrunkenPoet is insane.I would love him if he wasn't so....insane.
"Choke, coke again. I thought my demons were my friends. Getting me in the end, they're out to get me."
I love that song. Hard not to just quote the whole thing.
Going away for the weekend again. Beer, live music, beer, fishing, berr and hopefully no poison ivy this time!
Sorry nothing eventful happened last week when we did this stuff. It was very...
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I love that song. Hard not to just quote the whole thing.
Going away for the weekend again. Beer, live music, beer, fishing, berr and hopefully no poison ivy this time!
Sorry nothing eventful happened last week when we did this stuff. It was very...
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foi:
you need to stop bragging so much....
and I loved Chasing Amy like crazy!! you have top notch taste, dude.
and I loved Chasing Amy like crazy!! you have top notch taste, dude.
foi:
oh, no. I kid. at least you've something to brag about.
the I-love-you scene in the car was pretty cool.
the I-love-you scene in the car was pretty cool.