Tuesday May 18, 2004

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I finally got my jury duty summons. For right now I only have to call them. I hope I get it. I'd really like me some jury duty. I lose money from it, but I've always wnated to do it. My luck though I'll get some lame case. Whatever. It's the democratic process!
disastermagnet:
That's cool that you're psyched about it. I'm not, and what rules is that technically I'm nowhere right now. I'm not really a resident of NY or Cali right now, so nobody can find me if they want another juror! HA! VENGEANCE IS MINE!

Sunday May 16, 2004

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Well, I finally bought a car today. 1992 El Dorado. I think it is funny that I am shit poor and driving a Cadillac. It's in pretty good shape. I'm pleased. I don't get to drive it until thursday though when I can go to the DMV. I also shaved my beard off. Summer shave time. I just need a haircut now, but it is...
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porcelainheart:
i'd cut it. but people keep telling me i need to stay away from sharp objects.. so you'd have to really trust me.

w00t. a pimpmobile.
irina:
Thanks a lot, cuntrag.

And cut it yourself, that's what i do; I haven't paid for a haircut in at least 3 years now.

Saturday May 15, 2004

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Is it sad that the best part of my week, the only thing that I look forward too, is sunday mornings. Because I know that I will be able to sleep late? Because I fucking love it. All week, I just wait and wait for it. I love that feeling when you wake up naturally at the time you normally get up, and remember it's...
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porcelainheart:
sundays = do nothing but sleep all day. w00t.

i hate biscuits and gravy.

Tuesday May 11, 2004

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Ugh. It's novemeber now right? I have a bank account full of money? And I am done with the seasons work, and can collect unemployment? And sleep and read all day? Right? RIGHT?! Fuck, I can't want for fall. blackeyed
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porcelainheart:
yeah, you missed it. carlton finally impressed some hotshot broadway actor, and got a spot in "42nd street". it was GREAT.

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delilahb:
work sucks. and explained it perfectly. I don't know what I'll do.

Monday May 10, 2004

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I finally get my boots back tomorrow from the boot fixer guy. It's about damn time. I hate not having boots. At work, my feet are always wet now. Fuck that noise. Fuck it in it's pooper. Though my boots aren't waterproof. But they are much more water resistant that my chuck taylors are. Stupid canvas. Stupid most best comfortable shoes ever.
ironbhr:
cobbler....a shoe maker is called a cobbler...nothing better then having a good pair of boots to help you wade through the shit that each day piles around us skull

Saturday May 08, 2004

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Buhhhhhhhhh. I think I am starting to get used to this whole 80 hour/week deal, but I think it might be killing me. I have what appears to be carpal tunnel syndrom, and I feel like I am losing IQ points. I keep doing weird dumb shit all day. Stumbling over things, trying to light cigarettes that I haven't put in my mouth yet, shit...
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ironbhr:
sleep boy...must turn off the mind every once and a while skull
porcelainheart:
don't accidentally light yourself on fire or anything. then you'd really have to wear your hat all the time.

heh. biggrin

Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

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Oh god, sleep. How much do I love sleep? More than anything. It's like the best drug that ever was. And it's FREE. But still harder to come by than you want it to be. And never as satisfying as the last time. But still always worth while. Oh sleep. . .I love sleeping. I love it so much. blackeyed
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disastermagnet:
Truer words have not been spoken. Yeah, actually, last week I was thinking about what I want to do with myself, and I realized with slow horror that all I want to do is sleep. And play video games, but sleep is so much higher on my list. I can barely drag my ass out of bed to do anything because I'm utterly demotivated, because my love of sleep has devastated my will to do anything else on earth.
So lets hear a "hell yeah" for the almighty gift of peaceful repose.
:Yawn: ZZZZZZZ
manda:
ah yea, sleep is absolutely splendid. in high school, since i slept in all my classes, one of my teachers told me that if i didn't have my 23 hours of sleep a day, i was cranky. it was so true!!

Tuesday Apr 27, 2004

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Good lord I have made a mistake. New job sucks so much rectum. So boring. So monotonous. So sunny outside. My arms are so fucking burned. They actually glow. But that is usual for me in the summer. 45 SPF and I still get sunburned on my left forearm just from driving my car. Poop. Such lousy genes. ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! puke

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porcelainheart:
bathing twice a week? you'll get lots of offers.

i suggest that all of us with sucky jobs (or no jobs) team up and storm the offices of rich conglomerates. preferably with guns.. it'll be an SG invasion.

Saturday Apr 24, 2004

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Bwaaaahahahaha! The reign of the grinning pink hippo has ended! For the next thirty three and one half hours, I am a free man, answerable to no manager. For these precious few hours I am technically unemployed. Of course then the slave labor begins. But now I am free! FREEEE! Well, okay. Maybe not free. But I get to sleep late tomorrow at least.
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disastermagnet:
Yeah, it seems like every job out there involves going to stupid rich peoples houses. I hated it so much, I just HAD to come to the left coast and have no job whatsoever! HA!
My sis? She no take drogas amigo. Scary right?
disastermagnet:
My advice is, if you can get out, do so. My mom tells me its getting worse and worse out there. She's planning to be out in 2 years. If you can get out, even if its a huge risk, do it man. And if you can actually make it to Seattle or Portland or Vancouver or whatever, DO IT AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

Wednesday Apr 21, 2004

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Put a couple of new pictures up. They are pretty crap. I don't know why I put them up. I'll be the first to admit that I am not a handsome man, but I photograph like shit. Oh well.

I am dreading monday like crazy. I hate starting a job. Also, I have no way of getting home from work on saturday. I guess I...
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ariel__:
I always get the brown sugar/cinnamon ones smile

and thanks for the suggestion! unfortunately it'll cost 60 bucks overall - think I'll wait on this tongue
disastermagnet:
Hell yeah. You have more guts than me my friend. I still haven't put up a pic of myself. My identity is a secret that only you and 2 other SGers know. How can you bear the burden of such knowledge? HOW I ASK YOU! The pics came out good though man.
Oh
What's your new job, anyway? I bet I can guess: either working for a crazy person in a store that sells shit nobody on earth needs for anything, or working for some ultra-psycho rich person in their house doing shit for them that you could already do for yourself by the time you were 3. I considered trying to alleviate some of the pessimism for you, but man, you'd know I was bullshitting. Cuz god knows I've been there.
Can I get a "whoa: fuck the hamptons"?

[edited when I realized that part of the message was scrawled in some gibberish language that in no way resembled American English]

[Edited on Apr 22, 2004 9:58PM]
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