mrstitches

you know, i don't know.. it puzzles me too. i know we don't have basements because we're like, at sea level, but i can't think of a good reason for not having an attic. maybe because of hurricanes?

i bought used christmas gifts.

my pop's cost eighty-eight cents. i'm the king of asshole gift givers.

I dunno... I haven't had love, so I wouldn't kmow what to do with it.

haha

i wont tell him!!

he is one HELL of a photographer!!
just feed him sour ball candies and he will do anything for you!!

kisses
babe
and have a great Christmas!

KRISS

HAHAHA!!!!

yeah, buttcrack. it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker, but it will be well worth it.

until i leave for israel and youre welcome - the picture is my icon here - my own way of making a picture card.. heheh... its a piece of art by jessica galbreth... you can check her work out here.

[Edited on Dec 23, 2004 12:02AM]

spank you very much!

*spanks you*

wow.

caught drinky crow & quoted bill hicks...

now i'm all kinds of impressed.

and i'm amazed that anyone actually does read hesse. i thought that was just something people said. you know, at parties and shit. to get laid.

i'm always the germans in Civ III, and when its late and i'm all alone, i play "bliztkrieg bop" really loud and send all my panzer's after the english and russians.

that or "ride of the valkyiers"

the band ain't so bad either.

i think i got two pages in sidhardda and called it a day.

i don't care what you think unless it's got something to do with Maakies or smoking...

hey crow! i'll give you two dollars...

i'm not back per se. i'm still internetless at my home but i can hop on every so often when visting friends. i heart harry potter and i'm a big geek about it. the movie kicked ass but i like the books best.

I grew up in Jersey and lived in NYC for a bit. I go back at least once a year. Sag Harbor is a bit of a ways out.

The Club
Kriss


Upon entering the dark little club, I could smell the incense and the lingering smell of sweat and spunk in the air.
I walked down the black narrow hall following the distant moans of pleasure. The flicker of candlelight beckoned me like the tunnel to heaven. I could hear my PVC pants making their great plastic sound, rubbing as I walked. As I got closer to the end of the hall, the candlelight reflected off of my pants shining like sunshine on a lake. They looked wet and were in a certain place, with the expectation of what was to come.
Kriss, now you know we have to spank you for wearing those pants. Came a voice form the darkness, it was a close friend, Barbelith. I laughed and said, hugging him Why do you think I wore these! I hoped you would say that! he kissed my neck and smacked my ass with his bare hand, so hard the sound reverberated off of the walls. God they make a great sound, he said as he rubbed where he just spanked and they feel so slick you should feel lower, I said with a smile. As his hand traveled to my hot sex, it throbbed and I moaned. Very smooth and so warm he said softly into my ear.
Well, we have to get you in there if you are that ready. He said as he continued to rub me. Taking my hand he led me out of the darkness of the hall into the most interesting room I had ever seen. The circular room was huge with several doors located around the room. Candles were hanging on the walls by sconces. They were large, round and black. The candles threw dancing shadows on the wall but illuminated the floor.
A sea of bodies was laid out on the floor rising and sinking like waves. Take off your shoes. Barbelith said in a whisper in my ear. Just my shoes! I said with a smirk and he smiled and kissed me deeply on the mouth. I kicked off my shoes and felt the floor covered with a thick velvet rug. Being led in among the bodies on the floor, we continued to kiss and sink into those around us. I felt others hands coming over my body. They undid my pants and slid them over my ankles; I felt a sea of hands all over my naked legs and some on my hot dripping pussy. My shirt was quickly removed. As we continued to kiss I felt hands on my breasts, pinching my nipples and holding my arms, pulling my hair and rubbing my neck. I opened my eyes to see the same was happening to Barbelith. As we stopped to breath we smiled and were enveloped by the others around us.
I reached around the ones pursuing me and touched back. It was wonderful to hear them moan and I realized I could not tell who went with the body part I was touching, there we so many others around me. A womans breast brushed up against my face and I took her nipple in my teeth and bit slightly, feeling her inhale deeply over me. I sucked her tit for as long as she let me, happy for the distraction. When I let go she slid her naked body over me. I stopped her when her naked sex was over my face and my, tongue dove in. She gasped as I licked her and sucked her to orgasm. I let her go as her shudders ended. She continued on her original path over me, but turned her head back to look at me longingly. I smirked back at her, and was taken over by a deep kiss.
I reached out blindly and finding a penis. Rubbing it instinctively, I brought it to my face replaced the face on mine with the penis and we both licked it. The owner lowered himself and pulled me over to him. The mouth that had been kissing me went to work on my pussy. The penis came back to my mouth and I took it in fully, enjoying hearing him respond to every move of my tongue, every tightening of my throat. I could feel myself about to orgasm and I pulled him out of my mouth as I screamed out in ecstasy. I reached down and brought up my kisser and returned the favor. I helped her straddle my face. The owner of the penis went to work on my throbbing pussy and I could not stifle the moan he caused when I felt his hot cock enter me. I went back to her sweet cunt as soon as my body would let me. With every deeper thrust of his hips I took my tongue deeper into her sweet wet hole as I fingered her clit. She tightened her legs around me and I could not help but smile as she came over my face. Fucking me harder and faster my other lover came with a loud moan and he grabbed the breasts of the women on top of me. I tightened myself around his dick sending me into orgasm as well. We all fell back with a laugh and lots of kisses.
I looked around and found I was near one of the doors. I stood up cautiously and opened the door. Entering, I found Forge standing with his legs spread holding cattails and smiling broadly. I wondered when you would find your way here. He said as he pointed to the restraints hanging from the ceiling. I knew better than to respond to Forge until I was permitted to do so. So I smiled and walked over to the restraints. I put my hands over my head spread wide, legs spread to match.
I am so glad you remembered, makes my job easier. He said as he grabbed my hair pulling my head back to meet his face. He kissed me deeply and I took that hot tongue willingly. I could feel wetness dripping down my legs as the cattails brushed my ass and the back of my legs. Oh I had let it slip out as he grabbed my nipple and pinched hard. Oh that will cost you he smiled.
He stepped behind me and with a grunt from his throat the cattails were cutting into my back. I threw my head back wanting to cry out, but I knew better than to make a sound. A soft, hot hand was placed on the newly stinging skin. Then with a cracking sound I was struck again. The tears of pain and lust dripped down my cheeks, but no sound did I mutter. Again the hand on my back, it moved to my aching cunt. I sucked in the air threw my clenched teeth, careful not to get vocal. I wanted to tell him to lick me, pinch my tits and fuck me so hard, but I knew Forge and that is not what you do with him unless he asks. I could feel his fingers move inside me and caress my g spot. I wiggled a bit wanting to bend and scream out from the pleasure I was feeling. I heard him laugh under his breath. I knew better than to look at him, because I would break and start spilling out verbally the thoughts that were ragging on in my head. I felt another orgasm rise up and I could not hold it any more. Oh God, that feels so good came screaming out and I opened my eyes to see him smiling and then kissing my neck as I cam. I knew I would pay for breaking the silence but I could not hold back any longer.
After the intenseness passed, I looked gingerly up past his heaving bare chest and into those green eyes of his. I dare not smile, and I dare not speak again. I heard the cattails hit the floor as he let go of it and not breaking the intense stair he kept on my eyes I saw him pick up the riding crop lying on the floor by my feet. With a bit of a smirk he reached back and smacked my ass so hard the shock of the sting caused my eyes to water. My mouth was open yet my gaze was on his eyes. Again he reached behind me and smacked my ass with as much strength as before. He did this four more times. I knew why six. Those were the number of words I had spoken.
Tell me Kriss, how can you please me? he asked and I said carefully. Sir, if you untie my hands I will be able to show you my appreciation for my punishment. With a nod he untied my hands and I immediately fell to my knees taking his hard long penis into my mouth. Grabbing my head and holding my hair told me he enjoyed it. I took him in deeply feeling him fuck my throat. He moaned and I could not help but smile a bit. He pulled himself out of my mouth and untied my feet. Lifting me up and pressing me close to his body, I could feel his throbbing member teasing my wanting cunt. Knowing that rubbing against him was setting myself up for a longer tease, I stayed still and flexing my mussels inside. My face winced a bit and he laughed. He knew how much I wanted him.
I heard the door open behind me, though I dare not turn around unless instructed. Well, you have perfect timing. Forge said and another deep voice answered I knew she would find you and I appreciate the invitation to join you two. It was Barbelith. I could not help but feel flushed as I stood there wanting them both. Forge grabbed my nipples pinching them as Barbelith came over and placed his hot hands on my sore ass. I winced in pleasure and pain. Forge moved his mouth to my breast as Barbelith moved closer behind me. I could feel his stiffness against my ass. I threw my head back to rest on his shoulders as his mouth moved to my neck. He kissed and bit it softly. I moaned and felt Forge bite down on my nipple. I cringed at this, being reminded of the rules.
Forge led me over to a plastic sheet that had been laid on the floor. Following us over, Barbelith kneels down facing me. I feel Forge move behind me and start to rub my ass. He spanked it hard and I am thrown into Barbelith's open arms. As I lean back into Forge I feel him continuing to play with my ass with one hand and grabs my head with the other. Barbelith grabs my tits and pinches them hard just as I feel Forge push a finger inside my anus. Barbelith lets go of my tits and strokes my pussy as Forge fingers my ass. I feel warm oil drip down my back and into the crease of my ass. Rubbing it over my back, Forge slips the other hand in and out getting it well lubed. It feels wonderful and slick. I moan again to which I am promptly smacked on the ass again. The sting and the slickness feel so good I moan again and feel Forge replace his finger with his dick. He enters me fully, to which I scream out loud. Grabbing Barbeliths hot member I stroke it in time with Forges thrusts.
Barbelith laid down under me with Forge straddling over me. I felt Barbelith enter my throbbing cunt and could not believe how fantastic this feels. The rubbing of two dicks causes me to tense up into orgasm and I scream out again. They are in unison and I have two sets of hands caressing me and two dicks fucking me. I feel Forge tense up and ride back harder causing Barbelith to moan. Looking down at him I can tell he is about to cum. I ride him harder. Forge to grabs my hips and fuck me harder.
They both cum at the same time, which sends me into another orgasm. We are all moaning and screaming. Every time they shake with pleasure it sends my body into ecstasy. I reach down and pinch Barbeliths nipple. Reaching behind me, I find Forges nipple and pinch it as well.
I feel two mouths on my neck, and then to my hair they stroke it and grab it as they fuck me harder. Finally spent of all our energy, we roll over into an oily mass of limbs and sweat. The smell of our sex lingers in the air. I rub both guys on the back saying, Well, I am spent, I better find my clothes.
Forge laughs, holds up the crop and says. I believe you have some penance to pay. Yes sir, I reply as I bend over on the oil-covered plastic. Throwing Barbelith the Cattails Forge asks, Want to help? She seamed to enjoy us both.

you should so change your name to Erotic Smurf

wombat. I forgot to thank you for recomending the drunks group...i joined..

I work on The Bad Girl's Guide. it's a new sit-com. It won't air for a few months.

It's based on a very popular series of books. And thus far, yes it has been a lot of fun to hang out with these folks and get paid for it.

where do pandas go?

yeah dude. it's really sad.. i put the old chucks in the box the new ones came in. i think i might have to go bury them in my mom's backyard so i can always go dig them up late on a rainy halloween night.

I adore you're new profile pic. That's awesome possum.

I couldn't have said it better myself.