mrstitches

I need some kind of non-baseball style hat.
I would like suggestions.
I've been thinking maybe a bowler, or possibly a cowboy hat, but I don't really know.

Well, it's happened again.

Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind.

Birdman kicked my ass. For a second time.

When will I learn?

Holy shit, I think I am dying.
I think my teeth were sweating today.
So I skipped my last job at work, and bought a bottle of bourbon.
I have the best work ethic ever.

If I were going to learn to fight, I would like to learn how to fight with a cane.

So. . .my mom backed into my car in the driveway this morning. Good times. That's probably the best thing to wake up to. "Miiiike, wake up, I just crashed into your car."
I guess it could be worse, it doesn't look like anything important was damaged, but some of it will need to be fixed. Namely, the hood, and the driver's side headlight. And...
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Damn you people and your tater tots!
I give up.

Sure, hash browns are good. But home fries are the king of potato based breakfast foods.

What the world needs is some sort of Soft pack/box hybrid cigarette pack. It would have the sturdiness of a box, but the ease of access of the soft pack.

My smokes are always getting crushed.

I really hate waiting on lines.
I'm not sure why really. It isn't a matter of patience, because with pretty much anything else, I am very patient. I'm too. . .I guess lazy, and apathetic to get impatient about much of anything. But waiting on a line makes me so damned antsy, and annoyed. It drives me nuts.

I also hate when you go someplace,...
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You know what just makes my day?
When I get to a house to clean a pool, and I take off the skimmer cover, and a snake leaps out at me.
Endless fun. I think I had 19 heart attacks.