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I learned something new today.
Driving with half a bottle of cough medicine in you while inhaling gasoline fumes coming from your shirt is kind of interesting. My head feels funny.
alyk:
I think it's the syphilis that's making you feel funny...
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I don't know if I mentioned it or not, but my mom backed into my car about a month or so ago. And since it would have cost about what the car was worth to repair it, she said she'd just give me what I paid for the car to get a new one. So I finally found one, and bought it yesterday. A 96...
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alyk:
Yes, and you have the Sentra to thank for it...
doll_:
i wanna mob deep in the sentra.......
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Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp.
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disastermagnet:
I'm actually concerned that someone might read that and not know it's a joke.
But it makes me laugh, so I'm leaving it!
eyesofatragedy:
sounds like a good time to me..

im smelling like a skunk, looking like a tute'
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What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy?
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hotcurry:
Thanks, hon. Much appreciated. kiss kiss
stasiss_levine:
not shure hun... n e ways I just wanted to say that i very much enjoyed our chat about hinlein. maybee we can talk more. tc hope to talk to you soon see ya in chat
MaryAnne kiss miao!!
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Fucking hell, my paychecks for the next two weeks are going to suck so hard. I hate being broke. With the retarded amount of rain we got last week I don't think I made even 40 hours, and this week I have to take off thursday friday and saturday. I guess it wouldn't be as much of a problem if I didn't suck so much...
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pandamonium:
that was actually a funny retort.
scarredangel:
Greatest. Comment. Evaaaaar.

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I am cold. And tired. And a bit damp. And kind of hungry.
I finally saw serenity, and it was awesome. And upsetting. But awesome.

I can't believe that there are people who like Fran Drescher. whatever
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hotcurry:
I used to do 1,000 all through high school and college. If there's one thing I can work it's my abs. Although they are in sad sad shape right now, aparently the muscles underneith are still holding up.
jewcy:
i was about to reply with, "i ate the crap out of your mom once," and then i realised how horrifically inappropriate that would be.
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I don't have anything to say, but I never do anyhow, and I felt like updating.

I really like pot roast.

I don't want to work tomorrow. I'll probably be done early though. Then I think I will go see Serenity. For some annoying ass reason though, it isn't playing in either of the two theaters that are close to me, so I have to...
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frantic:
Boo!
pandamonium:
that's a pic of you when you were a kid, isn't it?
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I found this catalog of work clothes in the pile of shit to be recycled in the garage. It looks like they have good stuff, but all of the pictures of the clothes are drawn, or painted. What the hell is that about? But they have a pair of good looking winter work gloves, which I was dying for last year.
Closing pools in december...
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pandamonium:
yeah, i thought it was funny.
eyesofatragedy:
nope nope.. you must of misunder-read me.. because im the big 21.. biggrin wooopdy doo hah.. sometimes i wish i was only 18 again.. sadly i already miss the carefree of being 16.. boohoo frown
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Labor day can kiss my ass.

Oh, if you like Tom Robbins, he has a new book of short stories/essays and shit out.
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willdabeast:
think of it this way.. at least it wasn't the scottish guy from austin powers 2, you know, fat bastard biggrin
crim:
We get it, labor day did you in the pooper, but that's in the past now man! Let it go! Update!
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I demand satisfaction.

I've completely forgotten about a website called My Boot.. It's mostly just writings by this guy.
The main story, at the top of the page is alright.
But what are great, are the read-made essays about 3/4 of the way down the page. Good shit.
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jewcy:
whatev! don't hate!
jewcy:
that's not the way you ought to speak to a person with needles for hands, sucker!