๐Ÿ“height: 6' 0.5" (184cm)

โณage: 30 + 1 month

๐Ÿ‘€ eye color: Dark blue

โ™’๏ธ sign: sagittarius 4 lyfe!!

๐Ÿ’ hair color: Blond as fuck with a smexy red beard and brown chest hair, like wtf man!

๐ŸŽฒ favourite thing: Music

๐ŸŽจ favourite color: Black, which is more like the absence of colour like the dark is to light. Or purple

๐Ÿ food: I like to cook a mean chilli con...
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I went to a stand-up open mic tonight. They are so tragic sometimes. People get up and tell the most depressing stories instead of jokes. Like they enjoy going up in front of a crowd and laughing by themselves at their fucked up lives. Many bad cliche jokes are made, including that married life sucks, single life sucks, I am bad with women (this is...
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Gig went ok. The emcee advised me afterwards not to ask a stranger in the front row to film my set. I should instead ask another act down the back, so as not to offend anyone. Yeah, ok man, thanks for the tip. #playingitsafe

Also, upon crowd analysis, opted not to do the Vegemite bit, and just rip on George Michael for 2-3 minutes. I...
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Last chance London friends! I am doing one more show this week tonight at Cafe Mode! This gig promises to be better than last night, after watching Rogue One I was quite sleepy to be honest.
I did 10 minutes last night and I will be doing 10 minutes again tonight! Come out to support me and I will buy you something.
57-59 Endell Street...
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I won the award for the night's best act! A tiny toy trophy. Given out to the most popular act as decided by a cheer off! I can't believe it. Lucky gig number 11!

The start of the video is clipped though, I didn't set my phone properly before getting up and my friend had to fiddle with it. So I start...
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Now that I have moved to London and ditched my music career for now; gone on an undetermined hiatus, I finally decided, after some encouragement from a friend, to put my demos on soundcloud. So I will share it with you, my most favourite of my songs. The first half of which, I came up with when I was really depressed in 2009. The second...
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My friends keep referring to this website as porn, and suicide girls as strippers. What should I say to them? I have since dismissed them as idiots. I am thinking about getting new friends to be honest. LOL

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caraphernelia:
Get new friends lol! haha But they are right to a certain extent when it come to stripping, because our sets shows us starting completely clothed to completely naked, so we are stripping at some point. But sg is not porn because it is not sexual. It is meant to be artistic and show the beauty of the human body. Nothing more! No touching or intercourse! No sex, no porn!
mrdead666:
Yes I agree, completely. I watched a film on Netflix about amateur teen porn and the current state of the industry, called Hot Girls Wanted. It was really interesting and quite shocking, to be honest. Upon watching this, I think that this is disqualified as pornography also because women aren't lured in and coerced into doing it, ย or victimised. Not to mention the implicit shame and abuse towards women that goes on in pornography. They do it totally voluntarily, and upon reading a written history of the site, I learned that the girls have almost total artistic control over their sets as well, which I didn't know. To be able to review all photos and direct the theme of the set and what not. And because of the contrast in this to pornography, is similar to why I think it is not stripping either, it's not made to trick men into paying money. The girls aren't in it for the money, they are not corrupting themselves or compromising their integrity and image just because it's fast money. I find it to be a totally honest and genuine experience in this way.ย 
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I know that Brazilians are most popular these days, amongst women and men. But I am dreaming of pubic hairs. You might hear a man say that a woman had better shave downstairs it she wants to receive oral sex too, but I can't help but feel more heterosexual than these men. And I just like the feel of a bit of hair down...
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mrdead666:
I mean, I'm not against Brazilians, per say, this isn't a criticism, I just have to wonder how many women shave their hairs for themselves, and not just because it's expected. It takes alot of time, and then I know that women usually have some kind of shaving rash downstairs as well which isn't comfortable.ย 
mrdead666:
I don't quite understand how hair became such a bad thing in the world. I am quite a hairy person. I like having a beard but I know as many people who tell me to shave it off as I do to keep it, saying I look better one way or the other. Although I only get compliments when I have the beard, and then people telling me they don't like it, it makes me look older, etc, shave it off please. People never pay me compliments on my looks without the beard. In actual fact, I shave it off because I feel slighted by my beard, it's like it's own identity, the beard gets the compliments and the attention, I don't. Plus I'm not supposed to have it at work, and it's hard to maintain it and keep it clean in my line of work