Hey ladies I have a question for you. I have stumbled across some damning information this evening. I was watching Horace and Pete and there was a woman on there who said redheads are more sensitive. So I decided to google it, and it is more or less true. Then I decided to see what, if any, unique traits blonds have. I ended up writing...
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Guys, I know I wrote two friggin blogs yesterday, but I have some more stuff to contribute today already . I still haven't heard back from anyone about coming to my comedy gig on Thursday. I asked Callie today, the lady I met at the Friday gig. She still didn't reply to my text from Saturday morning. I tried to be old school and...
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caraphernelia:
Sending positive vibes your way :3 

I have had a great week this week, but it has again been a weird rocking rollercoaster of emotion! I have never had such an intense lifestyle before I came to this country. Well, not for a long time. Not since my days of drug use and binge drinking in my early 20's. Actually, most people think I have lived quite a crazy life...
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This is my first tattoo, or what is left of it after 9 years! I have seen people doing this and I once again want to join the fun. I thought it would be hilarious to get fuck tattooed on my body. And then I figured it was going to hurt so much any other tattoo wouldn't hurt very much at all. I was
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As a continuation of my previous blog, I think yes, it was entirely humiliating to meet a strange girl that I added on Facebook at a comedy show on Saturday. I was really quite shocked by how rude she was at the time. But I think this is why I can do comedy. Because I am not afraid of confrontation. I am not a stranger...
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I enjoy talking to people, perhaps too much it seems.

I went through a phase of sheer naivety when I joined Facebook at the ripe young age of 23, thinking it was a good place for networking and meeting people who share similar interests. I think we all clicked "I agree to the terms and conditions" without actually reading them. Not reading the community standards...
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I am jumping on the bandwagon as usual and I am going to do my bit here like some other people I have seen.

I think, time is only a state of mind. It only seems important at the beginning and at the end. It would be convenient to go back in time and fix our lives up to this point, and still have those...
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After writing two lengthy and dark blogs, I feel like I should write a more accurate one, instead of something I vomited while I was feeling sorry for myself.

The thing is, that I have ejected myself out of my regular life. I won't say comfort zone, because I really wasn't too comfortable in my own lifestyle before. Working a job I was...
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I am a highly social being. But over the past few years, and especially now coming to London, I am unsatisfied with the amount of social contact that I have. I am going out maybe 2 or 3 times a week to do stand up comedy, mostly. And I am making new acquaintances all the time. But I find myself of a Saturday or Sunday...
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caraphernelia:
yes it's okay to be lonely :3