morpunkthanu

well my membership was due and I didn't like some things that went on recently, so I just decided not to renew.

Don't be sad princess!



Chicken!

well break a leg then!

Thanks for the kind words, they're much appreciated. It's one thing to have things go to crap, but then get sick out of the blue for a week just makes things worse.

Glad to hear your bank account wasn't broken into. My roomate is having a battle over $120 with her bank (they put in $1200 randomly, then took it out of her savings, fees insued, she's out $120). At least you know why it happened.

Oh, and break a leg.

wtf how could somebody do that? was it the bank's fault?

I think if you just save that pic to your desktop and then re-upload it in the "updates" section it should work ok.

friendly hello your way, dear.

merde encore!

So I always look at your profile pic and say to myself: "Self, her profile pic could be nicer with a little color correct." Soooo, I did.

tada:

Breaking into prison was actually nothing I ever thought of until I did. It's sort of like wanting to fall out of love (and when I'm in love I'm in love l-u-v). There are lots of great prison break out movies, its on the news, Hannibal Lecter did it, happened in green mile, the great escape, etc. etc. - you never hear of anyone breaking into jail unless they were trying to break someone out. Since I’m not a huge fan of the present administration, I thought it would be a hell of a April Fools joke to just be there when they take role and realize they have one extra. Who happens to be a US citizen and guitly of nothing they know about.

I no one but you and your partner even knew you made a mistake. The thing I learned about mistakes when I was playing out, is you never make them. Hit a bad chord? Just go on like nothin happened, maybe windmill the next chord or jump around a bit. Forget some of the words? Mumble a few things and pump your fist or shoot some horns. While they’re shooting horns, they’re worrying too much about how cool they look to pay attention enough that you forgot a few words. Of course the classic is to stop singing, keep playing and say something like “It’s so fucking great to be back in (fill in the city) y’all fuckin’ rock”. The worst thing to do is give one of those stupid I fucked up smiles or smirks. The odds are only one or two people really know you made a mistake and they don’t really care and if they do, screw em if they can’t take a joke. I always just thanked god I wasn’t Michelle Qwan where you really can’t fake your way out of a fall that leaves you flat on your ass on the ice.

Fountains of Wayne said they wrote Stacy’s Mom with the goal to write the ultimate pop song. They used all kinds of cliched rock tricks. I find myself singing it in the shower quite a bit. The other shower song tends to be My Worst Enemy. I can’t remember what I said or what you threw at me…………. Who hasn’t lived that?

Gotta run, the cellar door is unlocked.

R

break a leg! wait they still say that for dancers right? If not, um don't break anything.

Mon Cheri

There are a couple of cardinal rules you must follow when drinking vodka. These are not optional. They were developed after years of research, which continues to this day:

1. Never, I say never buy vodka in a plastic bottle.

2. Never mix anything with your vodka. Vodka is a bit of a freaky spirit that doesn't play well with others. Drink it straight.

3. No ice not even dirty. The water in ice dilutes the vodka and nothing good has ever come from dilution. And you never know what's in the ice. Since doing away with ice I never get a hangover. Whoever would have thought it was the ice that caused the hangover?

4. Drink it cold - very cold. Always keep it in the freezer, next to the ice cream. That way you can grab both at once.

5. On some special occassions - like renting a movie from Blockbuster, who by the way have no more late fees. Instead they have a restocking fee, or watching Donny Darko - the only acceptable mixer is a slurpee. Preferably cherry or if your feeling really randy, cherry layed with coke. Size doesn't matter, but for an extra couple of pennies you can get the really big ass one so don't cheap out on the slurpee. As a bit of a slurpee connoisseur, I recomend not using the specialized slurpee straw with the spoon at the end. How are you going to get the last little bit out when the spoon keeps the straw off the bottom? Grab a straw from the pop machine, you won't regret it.

It was once said the Teenage Kicks by the Undertones was the best song ever written. Now I like the Undertones, really like the undertones, but I think the best song ever written might very well be Walk Like an Egytian - If you want to find all the cops they're hangin out at the donut shop - need I say more?

Are Horror Pops going to be in Boston? Looks like we won't see them at the Dallas Warped tour. I love psychobilly - and they have two go go dancers that do nothin' but go go dance the whole set. What more could you ask for? Hmmmm I did like the belly dancers that toured with Godsmack.

Well gotta run, actually don't have to run at all just wanted to make it sound like I had something really important to do.

Remember, always use the cellar door.

R

Hey, i wsa just looking at the set on the hopefuls board and i hope you try again soon!

Rock On.

Hi Pretty Girl (if you don't mind me being so honest)

Looked again at my distillers stuff - yup coral fang sucks. sing sing death house rocks. You know most cds these days don;t even have the bands name on it let alone the title or songs. If I; asking my copiliot to get a cd I just say "Hey sweetheart, will you please pull out the yellow with the red squiggles on it?" And if it's any consulation, Brody broke my heart too right after Shirley Manson. But I still think there's some hope that Shirley and I will reconcile.

I fear that I'm a tad under the influence of vodka, the finest distilled spirit there is. Straight grey goose for this party of one. No vanilla until pay day :-( which is three days away :-) So this may be a tad more incoherent than usual.

In the same time period as the sex pistols you might want to try the Buzzcocks and Generation X. Generation X was where Billy Idol got his big break before he became a total weenie. The buzzcocks have no song longer than 32 seconds. And with titles like orgasm addict how can you go wrong? If you haven't already. I also saw the New York Dolls were at South by Southwest Music Fest in Austin this month. If you like glam rock at all, these guys rock and their old enough to be our father. I fear I'm a sucker for hair bands. Yup pick up my acoustic and start banging out some Skid Row - don't tell anyone, I try to keep this a secret.

Don;t you hate when you pick up your drink and it's just as empty as the time before when you picked it up and it was empty? I have found that the best vessel to really enjoy vodka in is a tea cup. In this case a pink one, but a very manly pink.

Gotta crash and to all a cellar door.

R