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Merry crimbo and a happy new year SG PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I've been away so long but I am currently computer challenged frown
Once again I don't feel very well puke
I got dressed up as a poodle last night and according to Candy I now look like a pink New York Doll!
I just hope I survive until tonight, I'm going to Club Noir (burlesque night) at...
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pattymayonaise:
black satin lederhosen and vintage swimsuits my god i wish i had been in the vacinity of scotland that nite you sexy beast!! kiss
mr_rick:
WOW! how about that. being told i was too old and creepy to be on someones SG friends list, responding to their journals and being on SG for only one thing, so they deleated me. frown how sad is that?? isnt that what online journals are for? isnt the site promoting just a little bit that "one thing"? ahhh tis life i guess. if anyone else is "creeped" out by me responding to their journals or the fact that im "old" please let me know....



rick ARRR!!!
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Uuuuuuuuuugh
I don't feel very well
For some reason I'm covered in red lipstick and there are staples stuck in my hair.
Where am I? whatever
I think I,ve had a good weekend
It's a bit squiffy right now though surreal
I vaguely remember shouting"Damn ma hats on fire, why didn't you tell me ma hat was on fire?...I thought it was part of your look?"
And...
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kogii:
hey sweetie - i hope you have a good new years eve kiss

x
mr_rick:
it's new years eve already, the year has gone so quickly and so many things have happened, some good and some bad.

hope you have a great new years eve!! stay safe and be careful. i look forward to talking with you next year!

{{{{{{{{{{big hugs}}}}}}}}}}

smile


rick ARRR!!!
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Yum yum yum
Am full of yummy foody goodness, after not being able to go food shopping for three weeks as I am a. broke b. buried under a massive pile of course work. Moo ma took pity on me and took me out to dinner with her boyfreind (that sounds so bizarre, he's 50 for gods sake) to Monster Mash
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Sausages and mash...
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chesca:
Wow someone else who has devoted a journal entry to food! biggrin Drunken messages are always amusing... I just wish I could've used the "i was drunk" excuse when I sent a text to my bf's house phone and bt read the message out to his mum blush
gem:
sorry didnt come visit you today. hope you're having a fun night tonight xxx
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Stolen from Zooxanthelle


1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
No idea..I don't know his first name either...that is really bad!

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Bright orange lacy bra and leopard print pants. People who wear matching underwear have way too much free time

3. What is...
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elysia:
It's all good because I think my new found trauma has taken my focus away from my utter un-datability.

Excellent insight! Although this time it's my dad and step-family. I've already done the actual family thing. Perfectly timed of course. Also ultimately shocking in a "where the fuck did that come from ... wave bye to your family" kinda way!

I'm not really grumpy .... well I am at the moment actually ... but as a general .... oh you know what I mean. tongue
gem:
aww hehe im sure they wont ALL runaway.... wink

hehe im only joking xx
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HUMBUGEROOOOONY mad ARRR!!!
Sorry just needed to get that out of my system...

On Saturday, at work, one of my bestest freinds got made manager of the kingdom of Armstrongs, hurrah! This rules for so many reasons....unfortunately she later got a bit carried away and started teasing me with this talking cowgirl doll (Toy Story 2) that had big googly eyes and an evil evil laugh (shudder)....
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celery:
It is 3:00 in the morning and i wanted more from the day. Help is on the way.
poppystrike:
Oh staff discount is always ace. Until everyone you know wants in on it too. Hehe.

I'm not cute really, i'm quite an agressive little bunny. Kogii on the other hand is the epitomy of cute and is NEVER takes her shitty mood out on anyone else.

She's a beauty alright love.

Hope you're having a good weekend x
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My teeth hurt frown
This is the week of the letter B
I am Bored and Broke
The sheer Banality of my course is driving me Berserk surreal
I am Broke from Buying Billions of Bits and pieces on e Bay
Because I am Bored I want to Binge on Ben & jerrys But Because I am Broke I can only Buy Branflakes, Baked Beans & Bueno...
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poppystrike:
I'm BBBBBloody hungover that's what I am! My limbs are giving up on me. I need water. I feel like a prune.

Ah a fantastic weekend was had - how about you lady? x
noone03:
very cute lil lady. tongue

have a good one.
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Phew finished my essay with seconds to spare smile
Here are some new piccies as promised!
My freind Jane did my hair for me on Saturday after drinking an entire bottle of wine... not the cleverest idea we've ever had. She told me I look a bit like a cross between some demented candy floss and Twisted Sister. That's a good thing right?

Raaar mad ARRR!!!
After half...
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elysia:
I drank for you and our Humbugging cause last night. Just for you baby ... kiss
gem:
ooh i got the skirt yippee! and by laid back i mean would they let people do ((very secret)) photo shoots in there? xx
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I really am quite special, in the head I mean...
Id never really got round to joining any of the SG groups before and consequentially (ooh er) didn't realise there was a Scottish group. I think the peroxide must be starting to rot away my brain cells or something. ... I've gone a bit wrong in my think tank whatever

Got my new tattoo yesterday, hurrah!...
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pattymayonaise:
I was too drunk to worry about my ass getting stuck to cars ...
But looking back that would have been bad!! eeek
celery:
Walking in the wind, I am glad you specified because that truely is the greatest activity. There is something unmistakable about the feeling I get in the wind. It is as if I am a child even more than I alread am. I like yelling in the wind also. There is a mountain near by that is also close to the pacific ocean. When storms roll in it is quite the place to be. I remember standing on a rock with my friend. The wind was so strong that you could lean into it. On a mountain covered in thick, fast moving mist it is easy to not know which way is up or down. I want to be there.
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad weekend frown

Succesfully began hibernating this weekend, hurrah! Unfortunately it meant missing my sister's engagement party. What a shame whatever
As a result both my mum and my sister are now both giving me the silent treatment, after initially applying the dreaded "dissapointment" treatment, which is twenty times worse than being mad at you....

"No, it's fine, no, just do what you want, I honestly don't...
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filraaah:
the mighty boosh rocks my socks! i saw noel fielding do a dj set a couple of weeks ago and real-life touched his hair!! it felt like sex
"my only friends the wind... 'i hate you' "
tsui:
Hi honey, I thought I would never find you in here. smile You should join SG Scotland so you know when we all meet up. I'm moving back home to Edinburgh on Saturday so we can hang out again, do you still live here or Galashiels?
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uuuuuuuuggggggggghh

I don't feel very well puke

I feel like a big Jack Daniels sponge, apparently I smell like one too. I don't really know what happened last night, but apparently I told A LOT of people (only a few of which I actually know) that I loved them very much and that they were all very beautiful in their own unique way and I hugged...
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celery:
I remember being really drunk always when in the UK. Girls half my size would drink me under the table and then sneak kisses. My ears rung at the end of the dancy nights. Being a big jerk one night I won a pull up contest at my uni dorm and then fought two guys to the ground because one threw a drink on the girl I was talking to. I think she was pissed at me because they were her friends. Turns out they were my friends too.
elysia:
I forgot to tell you that you're the cutest fairy ever.