monicathedino

I believe you are very sweet.

Ok, I try to keep my pantys on.

the socks were gifted to me, but I am taking appointments to stand on people ceilings this week.

it started out 10g and I stretched it to 2g, sequentially.

I agree with you, the weather is too unpredictable, and I am tired of paying for electric, it is killing me to heat this small place. I planned on putting away all my Winter clothes this weekend, not that I actually would have done it. I have toothpicks for legs , so shorts are out of the question, unless it is unbearably hot, or I am just hanging out at home. If they ever had a whitest legs contest, I would win. People up north never think of anyone in the South having cold weather. The air is inside is so dry too. I can never tell if I have a sinus infection, or it is allergies, or just the heated air, that is causing so much havoc with my sinuses. I have prescriptions, but someday those do not work effectively, then I have to use Sudafed, which is really bad. It dries out your nasal passages more.

Anyway, I changed my name to something more manly. I am in a dry spell and sadly, there is no licking kitty for me. I have to find a new hobby. I am too shy, bashful and timid to chase women, which explains why I am in a perpetual dry spell.

Enjoy your weekend.

The weather is being so bipolar. I want it to stay warm and sunny and I went outside the other day and was shocked by the chill in the air. I wish it'd even out somehow. I remember a few days ago it was in the sixties and then next night it was pouring rain and hail the size of golf balls.

1) What first attracted to Suicide Girls?

A few years back I saw a documentary, perhaps the first one, I am not positive, but that is what began my fascination with the concept. It just took me a few years to actually become a member.

2) Tell me one thing about yourself that you really like?
My Scorpio loyalty

3) What things make you the happiest person in the world?

a) Spoiling my female co-workers and the expressions I see in their reactions to random acts of sweetness. I may not be a smooth talker, but I am quite the charming rascal.
b) Luther Allison blasting into my earphones. Screw Hendrix and Buddy Guy, Luther was the original bad ass blues guitarist.
c) My daily runway walk and fashion show at work. It is hoot.
d) As strange as this sounds , I really like hooking up with my former girlfriend, who has always been my closest friend. no clich intended. I can relax and just be my quirky, eccentric self.
e) Hiking
f) A mighty fine looking woman, which varies in my mind as far as what exactly one is.

4) What do you do to combat the world's negativity?

As hard as it is I try very hard not to say anything bad about another person, or be disagreeable to another human. I try to brighten everyone's day with a nice word or compliment, a kind gesture, etc.

5) If you could have any color skin (realistic or not) what would it be?

I would not mind being able to color coordinate my skin tone with my outfits for the day.

I avoid meat. I am unable to digest it anymore since being in the hospital last December for intestinal clots. I feel better and my skin looks fabulous. Is that too feminine to say?

I can relate to what you wrote regarding your ex, though I am not sure I would be able to handle seeing mine with another person. Fortunately, we live more than two hours away from each other. We kind of avoid the dating subject while talking , though she really does encourage me to get out more and mingle, bat the baby blues and find somebody.

Take care bud.

I was happy to see my ex- end up happy to. I knew that we had drifted apart and a lot of it was my fault. It was really tuff to see her go but All i wanted in the end was for her to be happy. It was the unknowing that killed me. The Week or so when she wouldn;t return my calls and basically dissapeared. When I finally cornered her and she broke down and told me she was Seeing this guy adam. It was as if a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders. "ok, she is gonna be fine, she found someone. I can move on now to" you know. It was like we were both holding on to something bad because we had Co-dependency issues with each other. I Was finally able to be open about Elly and I seeing each other after she moved on. I still miss her and i will always love her but She is happy and I am happy now. Her and her New man Like Donuts and cupcakes. I don;t Like Sweets and Elly and I like tofu. ahah. but yeah. OK. TMI i guess. But yeah.. YOu need to come visit Elly and i soon and shoot and let us take you out to eat and try to convert you to the Green side. wooo wee.
and to answer your questions.
1< To be honest I think I saw a girl on here with short blue hair. I think it was Missy and i was able to write her about photography. This was like 4-5 years ago. I liked the community of it and the Yummy Punk ladies. ahha

2> I like my ability to grow amazing stache's

3> MY son vega, ye ole Camera and that certain someone in a shiny bikini

4> I am a fucking retardo most of the time. FAr from serious and try to make people laugh. I open doors for my fellow humans, try to tip nicely.. A smille goes a long way

5<I would like to be among a race of shiny lycra people. CAn we make shiny lycra in general a color??

I'll have to see that firsthand someday.

And I'm almost the same. I can bake like no one's business. Especially sweet stuff, but I'm pretty decent at cooking too just not as good.

Woooo WEEE...

i got drunk lol i had a crazy st patricks day!!! it was a really relaxing spring break, nothing too eventful, hiking is kool tho, the weather is soooo nice here now, itz almost 70 degrees!!! i love it, i get to smoke outside in a tank top!!! lol

I'd also think your sense of humor has to help you through the time at work. I know it gets me through most days and I don't even have to deal with dildo sniffers and questions about lube and edible panties.

Yes, most definitely do only what is manageable.

Well, when you start traveling Me and elly will be here waiting to take you out for sushi. wooo wee

now it will be interesting to see if she hits on you when she is sober or if she regrets it. If it's the latter, you should act really into her and make her even more uncomfortable. hahahahaha

what you didn't mention is if you found her even the littlest bit attractive. I'm assuming no, but it was a missing element of the story.