Re: April Fool's
You may have noticed that yesderday's post was completely rediculous, and as such, an extremely lame April Fool's prank, then again, you may not have. There are three possilble responses to a lame AFD joke.
Wink, and go about your day.
Welcome to my inner circle.
Express your sympathy for me, and my recent lack of kneecaps
There is no question you...
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You may have noticed that yesderday's post was completely rediculous, and as such, an extremely lame April Fool's prank, then again, you may not have. There are three possilble responses to a lame AFD joke.
Wink, and go about your day.
Welcome to my inner circle.
Express your sympathy for me, and my recent lack of kneecaps
There is no question you...
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Hi everyone,
All good things must come to an end right? These past few weeks have been amazing, but I must warn you that I will not be on line much for a little while.
I will be going into the hospital later this evening to have surgery. As it turns out I have a rare cartilidge condition and they will be removing both of...
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All good things must come to an end right? These past few weeks have been amazing, but I must warn you that I will not be on line much for a little while.
I will be going into the hospital later this evening to have surgery. As it turns out I have a rare cartilidge condition and they will be removing both of...
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kira:
me likes me some of you.... 
some_crazeh_dood:
Sadly, I know the pain. 
It's never good, but you should do fine bud. Just hope you don't lose your "spring" when you /wiggles nose. Hehe maybe I shouldn't have said that! :p
It's never good, but you should do fine bud. Just hope you don't lose your "spring" when you /wiggles nose. Hehe maybe I shouldn't have said that! :pWhat an evening of jubilation.
There is nothing like home cooked chicken stirfry and apple pie with your lesbian exgirlfriend and her incredibly gay fiance who happens to be your old roommate. Seriously, they're my favorite people ever.
I swallowed my extreme distaste for it, and ventured into suburbia to see them...
Directions to their house,
-We're at the end of the cul de...
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There is nothing like home cooked chicken stirfry and apple pie with your lesbian exgirlfriend and her incredibly gay fiance who happens to be your old roommate. Seriously, they're my favorite people ever.
I swallowed my extreme distaste for it, and ventured into suburbia to see them...
Directions to their house,
-We're at the end of the cul de...
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nadine:
hey, thanks for saying hello to my guy. 
i also said hello to the lovely kira! 
i also said hello to the lovely kira!
kira:
i tried to get you online before i had to leave for work but i just missed you...you signed off as i signed on... but i am sure i will talk to you later today or tonight or tomorrow or all of the above...i will definately be coming home tonight for jimmy's house no longer has power due to unpaid bills so home again, home again for me...ok off to work i go...maybe i will try calling you on my lunch...if your lucky, are you lucky??? i think you are...
but i am sure i will talk to you later today or tonight or tomorrow or all of the above...i will definately be coming home tonight for jimmy's house no longer has power due to unpaid bills so home again, home again for me...ok off to work i go...maybe i will try calling you on my lunch...if your lucky, are you lucky??? i think you are... Good morning my good porn goblins!
Mornings are my favorite part of the day, I wish I could have morning for at least %65 of every day.
Can someone say 'French press and a bag of Milano cookies?" It may not be the breakfast of Champions, but it most certainly is the breakfast of my fine ass.
I think for lunch I'll have some Krispy...
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Mornings are my favorite part of the day, I wish I could have morning for at least %65 of every day.
Can someone say 'French press and a bag of Milano cookies?" It may not be the breakfast of Champions, but it most certainly is the breakfast of my fine ass.
I think for lunch I'll have some Krispy...
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mnislahi:
oh btw.. you thread!.. whoa! lol nice.
nadine:
he heh glad i could be of assistance in you rocking hard to therapy! 
Spring in my town is supreme.
We had some bike racing this morning, and then met saturn and kira for some fancy foods at a sidewalk cafe.
Surely we are too hip for our own good. Perhaps we should publish a manual. but these sil-dos beat us to it.
This weekend the world was made right. Kira's set went up, my phone came...
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We had some bike racing this morning, and then met saturn and kira for some fancy foods at a sidewalk cafe.
Surely we are too hip for our own good. Perhaps we should publish a manual. but these sil-dos beat us to it.
This weekend the world was made right. Kira's set went up, my phone came...
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mnislahi:
*poke*
kira:
good morning sunshine!!!
All is well in this world.
Kira's set went up today!! After a loooong wait, her booty is finally gracing these pretty pink pages.
I was notified via phone (like 235245 times); which is significant because this means that my phone is working again
last and absolutely least, I did perfectly in the race this morning. By this I mean I went fast enough...
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Kira's set went up today!! After a loooong wait, her booty is finally gracing these pretty pink pages.
I was notified via phone (like 235245 times); which is significant because this means that my phone is working again
last and absolutely least, I did perfectly in the race this morning. By this I mean I went fast enough...
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kira:
you have one mighty fine ass...for a boy...
saturn1:
yea boys generally dont have much fun things going on with the booty, well except one but he's in brooklyn, and i havent seent yours so im not sure theres any present in the a2
If Saturday night is all right to fight, then Friday night is all right for laundry.
First race of the 2004 season is tomorrow morning; please place your luck *here*
If I win, I will let kira take some more pictures of my bum.
In other news, SBC stands for "Super Buttmuch Cornholepunch." I still have no phone despite their lofty promises.
So tonight as...
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First race of the 2004 season is tomorrow morning; please place your luck *here*
If I win, I will let kira take some more pictures of my bum.
In other news, SBC stands for "Super Buttmuch Cornholepunch." I still have no phone despite their lofty promises.
So tonight as...
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alisa:
good luck on the race poopy face
polly:
oh oh! she went up today! crazy timing. i must have had some sort of SG sense...
It's hard to appreciate all the things in life that just work; that is of course until they all decide to take a big ol' poop on your head... concurrently.
My computer blew up, without it I am nothing. That was unexpected.
Today I get home, and pick up the phone to find that it seems to be without a dialtone. That was unexpected....
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My computer blew up, without it I am nothing. That was unexpected.
Today I get home, and pick up the phone to find that it seems to be without a dialtone. That was unexpected....
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polly:
fun shower, then?
"You need a new display, that will be $420"
"daaaang... okay do it"
"...er actually you need a new display and insert other really expensive computer parts that I don't understand here, that will be $900"
"um, can't I just go buy a new one for that much?"
"probably"
"ok"
"bye"
"bye"
I have a new laptop. I have very little money.
-mk
"daaaang... okay do it"
"...er actually you need a new display and insert other really expensive computer parts that I don't understand here, that will be $900"
"um, can't I just go buy a new one for that much?"
"probably"
"ok"
"bye"
"bye"
I have a new laptop. I have very little money.
-mk
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kira:
hey sweetie...i think your phone is off the hook cause i've been trying to call since like 2ish and it's been busy. anyway, if you see this call me i'm going to be leaving to come over there in the next half hour...
dejajeva:
Purple's a good color on you.
Off the road again... I sit my ass down on the couch again
Georgia was good times, but out in the mountains we had no Broadband. I wouldn't wish dialup on a Republican.
It is officially 1/2 hour past my birthday so if you weren't one of the 40 people to post me yesterday; welll, let's just say you have some well polished Italian boots...
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Georgia was good times, but out in the mountains we had no Broadband. I wouldn't wish dialup on a Republican.
It is officially 1/2 hour past my birthday so if you weren't one of the 40 people to post me yesterday; welll, let's just say you have some well polished Italian boots...
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nadine:
ooops! 
sorry hun.....i missed it. does that mean that you no longer love me?
happy birthday for a few days ago! i hope you had a wicked one!
sorry hun.....i missed it. does that mean that you no longer love me?
happy birthday for a few days ago! i hope you had a wicked one!
oninotaki:
Happy late birthday. I know I dont know you but Kira told us all to stop by and say happy b-day to you. So I did. I really mean it though.
Off I go to Georgia again, this means an attempt to traverse Ohio without breaking out in some sort of rash.
When I hit the Tennessee boarder you know I'm going to drop in some David Allen Coe.
Hopefully this time there won't I won't be looking around for Burt Reynolds as some kid plays banjo in the back ground. If you haven't been to...
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When I hit the Tennessee boarder you know I'm going to drop in some David Allen Coe.
Hopefully this time there won't I won't be looking around for Burt Reynolds as some kid plays banjo in the back ground. If you haven't been to...
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jayde__:
You're quite welcome.
And about the translation: SHHHHH!!! I'm trying to ignore the fact that they're "little sponges." (This entire subject reminds me that I'm supposed to be studying again so I can test out of the required foreign language credits.)
And about the translation: SHHHHH!!! I'm trying to ignore the fact that they're "little sponges." (This entire subject reminds me that I'm supposed to be studying again so I can test out of the required foreign language credits.)
xhavokx:
92 degrees isn't bad... we had a nice breeze... last year when i moved here it was in august and like the hottest day ever... wanted to die. it was like 115 or something rediculous like that...
I went to the pub with some kids who pride themselves on knowing more about other people's lives than they do about their own.
So over about 3 pithers of Bass I find out, among other things, that some friends of mine who are married, are getting separated.
Sad? Beyond Belief... of course. She is leaving him.
Him - treats her amazing, caters to her...
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So over about 3 pithers of Bass I find out, among other things, that some friends of mine who are married, are getting separated.
Sad? Beyond Belief... of course. She is leaving him.
Him - treats her amazing, caters to her...
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nattytattat:
I was bummed out today, so I thought I would read your journal cuz it usually makes me chuckle, and you're sad too! So here's something that my best friend told me today that made me laugh so I'll pass it on to you: "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeeding through peanut butter!"
dravenraine:
You can come with us on Ladies Night ANYTIME!!!
You would be the exception
You would be the exception
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 9:37PM]