0
so, my christmas was a good one. i got lots of kewl stuff and got to hang with my family. if all works out well i wil be able to go to visit my boy's family with him in the new year.

speaking of the new year i thought i'd do as Amadeus did and post them here to remind myself of what i want/need...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
angelus_am_i:
i don't have a girlfriend
angelus_am_i:
that is true
0
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
bad_little_colee:
i sawded you the other day! Did I look stressed? tongue
cai:
well i didn't think i wanted an ipod until i got this one either. i have about 6 hours worth of music on there already and i still have room for 800+ more songs!! its ridiculously amazing to me. its like magic.
i'm glad you had a good christmas. we have a mic stand too, but we stole ours from somewhere. blush what do you use it for? well a microphone, duh, but i mean, do you play in a band or anything? or is it just for your own pleasure? tongue
0
uh, let's see here...

hurm... party was THE FRIGGIN AWESOME (but everyone already knew that)
uh, almost done school for another semester (yay!). one more final tomorrow then done, Done, DONE!!!
don't feel to talkey. feel like sleepy. *yawn*

i thinky i'm going to go sleepy... night all!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
bad_little_colee:
ah yes, how right you are. So you've got more tricks up your sleves eh?

How Delightful kiss
cai:
yes well I am cute, he just looks cute next to me. tongue
0
penis goes in
penis goes out
penis goes in
penis goes out
penis goes in
penis goes out
switch orifice
penis goes in
penis goes out
penis goes in
penis goes out
penis goes in
penis goes out
switch orifice...

and on a different note. i'm looking forward to the party tomorrow. it'll be good clean fun. biggrin

{{or dirty bok + miao!! fun. or miao!! + miao!! fun. or...
Read More
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
artslut:
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
artslut:
what do you think wink


tongue tongue tongue
0
well, it's been a while since i last updated. i'm not really sure as to what i can update in the "new" catigory, but let's see what i can do...

1. got groceries on friday. who knew food tasted so good?
2. worked by but off this week. had a 12 hour shift on wed and a 16 hour shift on saturday. going remotly loonie...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
cai:
eeek $25 EACH!!?? geez. i thought they were like maybe $10 each. well maybe i could do one ear at a time...
maclay:
Thanks for the birthday wishes! love
0
Two observations

1. When the Committee of Central Vaginaville get together they come up with the brainwave that if they tear down an old parkade it will made room for A PARKING LOT!!! (cuz THAT will really help the lack-of-parking issue for downtown...) whatever

2. I appreciate the names that movies producers give gay porn much more than I do those who name straight or all...
Read More
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
whitewidow:
You got it! Yhe more, the marrier I always say. I have been trying to be consumed by military personal, but it just never happens!

Kisses kiss kiss
rodent:
Hahah... I think maybe the former... you certainly have a glow going on there...
0
frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown

so much greyness in my friend's box makes Minxy sad.

frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown


is school over yet? i want it to be done. more acuratly i want the assignment to be done.... is it done yet? huh? huh? puweeeze? *batts eyelashes convincingly* biggrin

at work we got these "sex sodas" that are supose to be "herbal aphrodisiac sexual energy drinks". i drank one and all i got was the...
Read More
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
kasara:
As if! Didn't you know that diarrhea is the best way to attract hot dudes??
bradethq:
I'm not terribly computer savvy and I'd be worried about buggering up my xbox. I do like the idea of free games, though. Do you have one?
0
This is what i've been reading lately. with the new job it makes more and more sence. i can pick out the types of customers that she talks about and find the same ones that come to my store. it's silly how small the world is and how stereotypes come from real people.

i also stole this from _medea_'s journal. i hope she doesn't...
Read More
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
despairfactor:
Ring Ring Ring...... I love rafi. I htink i wanna marry him! Is that so wrong!

heh... what would we do with this set that I might take... and not send in?
doctorspooky:
Everyone want's a Transformer car. Personally I'd like Bumblebee he's the best. robot



Hell's Angel Hullabalooza
by Amadeus


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse counting dirty drug money, wearing nothing but socks and a pirate hat (the big kind with the frills) when suddenly the proximity alarm clock goes off!

Surprised, you put your motorcycle boots on (for traction), open the door, and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team grinning.

As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start singing bawdy pirate songs, elated by the amount of pussy that confronts you.

Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Suicide Girls calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of burning Chunky stew you left on the stove as dozens of people are now writhing in a pile fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see MistressMinx staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught!

Fade to black.

The End.



biggrin
0
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
despairfactor:
Hows the T-shirt business coming?

The stairs are in college west, beside the parking place. They are SO weird!
maclay:
Update. UUUUUPPPPPPPPDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!
0
well nothing really exciting to report...

work is going well. the boss (and my best friend) is back in town now from his month long stint in PA. surreal y'know, that trip that was going to be a "week or two". whatever

anyhooters. i help my brudder with his first ever resume the other day. pretty impressive if i don't say so myself (and i do!). makes...
Read More
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
cai:
i want to shake my belly with the girls...
*pouts about not living in regina*
wow, i NEVER thought i'd be sad about not living in saskatchewan! look what you've done to me!! tongue
i know what you mean about the 90 year old lady ass issue though.... i think its caused by spending too much free time sitting at the computer with my sg friends. blush
ovida:
Hehe, you said brudder. German is fun...

*gasp* All this time, I never saw the 'sham' in 'shampoo!' I've been denied! DENIED!!

You ARE comming out tomorrow, riiiiight? *makes menacing gestures with a large trout*
0
well, i'm having a much less puke filled day today. still sick, but i feel less like dieing is the answer.

i watched the first paris hilton video tonight. how very interesting.
she sorta looks bored throughout the whole affair. and the guy (rick?) can't finish till the very end of the tape (sorry for spoiling it!). how many guys' claim to fame is that they...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
bad_little_colee:
yeah I've seen the paris hilton one that you're talking about...i was really disappointed...but if you do have any recommendations....

*hint hint hint* hehe sorry, and i love the new profile pic smile very interesting

And I love the cock
maclay:
I fucking love Paris Hilton! Not as much as Nicole Richie though. Rawr, love teh cock! I am all the day, bla bla bla.

Hey, go here. Am I crazy?

Edited to say: By crazy, I mean, should I ever consider this in my lifetime? Cause I think it's kinda hot.

[Edited on Nov 09, 2004 12:02AM]
0
puke puke puke puke puke

that's how i feel today...

puke puke puke puke puke


i skipped the majority of school so i could sleep, sleep and sleep some more. i now have a permanent indent in the bed where my ass has been for the last 13 hours. whatever


i did however find love today in Pearl's new set. it rawks.

as for all hallows, i went and practiced with my friend's coven and...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
doctorspooky:
Did your friends coven try to sway yesterdays vote? Cause if they did it backfired. frown

I'm worried about you messing with things you may not understand. wink Just don't start reading the Necronomicon, 'kay. There's some weird shit in there. surreal
doctorspooky:
Did you at least get naked and dance around a fire. biggrin

My uncle thinks that witches are influencing the government. He's a cr-azy born again christian.


mmmsnakes? tongue

love