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masseffection:
Haha, woo! You gorgeous li'l thang, you.
I want that skirt. *nod*
I want that skirt. *nod*
rin:
it's a good quality to have, to look nice in a skirt.
So my mom went to court today and found out what's going to happen with the property. The judge told her the land has to be cleaned up by the 15th of April or she will be fined 500 bucks. I thought it was gonna be something really serious. But that? In the morning I'm gonna grab that axe again and go out there and...
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masseffection:
I'd IM you, but I'm a scared/shy beastie with nothing to talk about anyway. 
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said "tastes like chicken" on the chest?
Prolly not. :x
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean shaven or with facial hair?
Depends on the guy! My boyfriend gets scruffy, like.. ten minutes after he shaves (okay, not really) but yah, I think it's sexy. Hehe.
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbally? It was about conservatives. The guy almost threw a punch at me, but the instructor walked in. I don't think he likes liberals!
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm not talking about a new garage band.
I'm not going to answer this, as I'm afraid I've missed something and I'll look like a moron. Unless you're talking about the creeped-out feeling. *shudder*
5. Do you see the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.
6. Will you pour what's in your glass into mine?
Sure.
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
Uhmm.. I dunno, I'm going to say Orlando Bloom because it's an inside joke. If I ever really had to decide it'd prolly be Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp.
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his own late night talk show?
Magic!
9. Can you take a punch?
Depends on where it's thrown?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.
11. Would you rather have a backwoods yokel spit tobaccy juice on your forehead or get punched in the kidneys by that midget from the Austin Powers movies?
I'd rather get spat on, methinks.
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said "tastes like chicken" on the chest?
Prolly not. :x
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean shaven or with facial hair?
Depends on the guy! My boyfriend gets scruffy, like.. ten minutes after he shaves (okay, not really) but yah, I think it's sexy. Hehe.
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbally? It was about conservatives. The guy almost threw a punch at me, but the instructor walked in. I don't think he likes liberals!
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm not talking about a new garage band.
I'm not going to answer this, as I'm afraid I've missed something and I'll look like a moron.
Unless you're talking about the creeped-out feeling. *shudder*
5. Do you see the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.
6. Will you pour what's in your glass into mine?
Sure.
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
Uhmm.. I dunno, I'm going to say Orlando Bloom because it's an inside joke. If I ever really had to decide it'd prolly be Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp.
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his own late night talk show?
Magic!
9. Can you take a punch?
Depends on where it's thrown?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.
11. Would you rather have a backwoods yokel spit tobaccy juice on your forehead or get punched in the kidneys by that midget from the Austin Powers movies?
I'd rather get spat on, methinks.
masseffection:
I like your posts. 
Ahem. Hello everyone. Well, today I woke up around nine, slapped on some clothes and a hat, grabbed an ax and went to the property we need to clean up and started swingin. Nasty ass old trailer filled with so much garbage that that old wench left........it is disgusting. Anyway, I was able to knock a few walls down and work a few hours before...
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kaitee:
Nein? Uh..hope you're having fun with that! 
reagan:
1. Do you think these "emo" glasses are
getting a wee bit tiresome?
:never.
2. Do you think the male Smurfs had a
twig and Smurfberries under those
masculine tights?
:no. have you heard their voices?
3. Do you like leg tattoos?
:depends on the art
4. Pancakes or waffles?
:waffles...mmmmmmmmmm
5. blueberries or strawberries?
:rasberries
6. Did we really land on the moon?
:......
7. Can you cook?
:yes. but cleaning up after myslef is always the problem i have
8. What's your specialty in the kitchen?
:tofu stirfry.....mmmmmmmmmmm
9. If someone gave you twenty
bucks and said buy a cd, which one
would it be?
:Falconer
10. Would you rather artificially
inseminate a hippo or give Pauly
Shore a bikini wax?
auly Shore. I'd rape him...
(youre the only one who knows what my journal entry was talking about.)
heart
getting a wee bit tiresome?
:never.
2. Do you think the male Smurfs had a
twig and Smurfberries under those
masculine tights?
:no. have you heard their voices?
3. Do you like leg tattoos?
:depends on the art
4. Pancakes or waffles?
:waffles...mmmmmmmmmm
5. blueberries or strawberries?
:rasberries
6. Did we really land on the moon?
:......
7. Can you cook?
:yes. but cleaning up after myslef is always the problem i have
8. What's your specialty in the kitchen?
:tofu stirfry.....mmmmmmmmmmm
9. If someone gave you twenty
bucks and said buy a cd, which one
would it be?
:Falconer
10. Would you rather artificially
inseminate a hippo or give Pauly
Shore a bikini wax?
auly Shore. I'd rape him...
(youre the only one who knows what my journal entry was talking about.)
heart
So, guess what kids? Today has been almost as gross as a crab lice cake with deer poop sprinkles, and it's only three in the afternoon! What else can go wrong? Let's start with what already has.....
I was awakened this morning to my brother knocking on my door and opening it before I even responded. Now that's just disrespectful. Why knock if you aren't...
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stare:
hello. have you heard KORNs new album? i saw it in the store but i havent heard any of the songs, so im a little hesitant to get it. nice to meet you.
nice to meet you.
bittersweetzero:
1. Would you rather sit on a bike with no seat or sleep with Carrot Top? Carrot Top
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early? evening
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight? rap
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style? eh?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo? both
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left? 2 apples and 1 journey c.d. ?!?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked? not quite. i just dont like math in the morning.
So if it's any consellation, i got lost in wisconsin yesterday- in the process of trying to drive home, ending up further away..and basically across the state. Not soo good mood, i haven't slept much. BAH HUMBUG. Iunno email me. I'll send you pictures of where we went and shit.
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early? evening
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight? rap
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style? eh?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo? both
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left? 2 apples and 1 journey c.d. ?!?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked? not quite. i just dont like math in the morning.
So if it's any consellation, i got lost in wisconsin yesterday- in the process of trying to drive home, ending up further away..and basically across the state.
Not soo good mood, i haven't slept much. BAH HUMBUG. Iunno email me. I'll send you pictures of where we went and shit. Okay, so can somebody tell me why there is a new kungfu grip Hitler out there?
And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came...
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And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came...
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kaitee:
What's your favorite pizza topping? -pepperoni or olives
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs? -no
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons? -hell no
Do you floss? -more than is normal
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever? -about a year ago
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest? -being drunk, stoned, or sexed
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in? -out louuuud
and now I'm replying to kung fu Hitler!! right there. the reply to the pic. mhm.
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs? -no
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons? -hell no
Do you floss? -more than is normal
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever? -about a year ago
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest? -being drunk, stoned, or sexed
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in? -out louuuud
and now I'm replying to kung fu Hitler!! right there. the reply to the pic. mhm.
darlingnikky:
fave pizza topping is mushroooooooms
i don't sneeze
i don't remember the last time i cut myself
i burp outloud
i fall asleep the fastest after sex
i don't wear glasses, I have contacts
i never floss so will you buy me dentures when my teeth fall out?
i don't sneeze
i don't remember the last time i cut myself
i burp outloud
i fall asleep the fastest after sex
i don't wear glasses, I have contacts
i never floss so will you buy me dentures when my teeth fall out?
Now that I've gotten the Live Bait Vending Machine out of my system, what did I do today........I saw Starsky and Hutch. It was pretty funny. They made a good buddy cop team, so that was cool. Too many previews though. Like thirty minutes of em. I already had to go to the bathroom before the movie even started. Doesn't help that my bladder is...
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bittersweetzero:
What did best buy think of your little kiddie pornography icons? Hehe.. just kidding. Your never online when i'm on!! I SWEAR!!! But yeah, i figure i'll just leave you a message cuz i'm not gonna be on for a couple of days. I applied at two places cuz i need a job and stuff. So i figure if i just sit around that MAYBE they'll eventually call me, or at least i can call them. Hmf. Who knows. Email me? Leave me messages? SOMETHING?
Hehe.. just kidding. Your never online when i'm on!! I SWEAR!!! But yeah, i figure i'll just leave you a message cuz i'm not gonna be on for a couple of days. I applied at two places cuz i need a job and stuff. So i figure if i just sit around that MAYBE they'll eventually call me, or at least i can call them. Hmf. Who knows. Email me? Leave me messages? SOMETHING?
masseffection:
Good grief, are you trying to turn yourself into a string bean? Don't hurt yourself. 
Today, ladies and gentlemen, I have the pic to end all pics. This morning I decided to do some spy work and take photos of the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. So I got into my camoflauge gear, slapped on some camo face paint, and braved the weather to go to Walmart and snap some photos. Okay, actually, I just got in my car...
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kaitee:
FINALLY! 
I had a freaky dream last night. I was on a college campus at night, and Shannon Elizabeth was outside walking a chihuahua. So I walked up to her and started petting her puppy. She laughed and was like "So can I have my dog back now?" Hmph. Typical. Anyway, I walked off and saw something in the bushes, and just like in real life,...
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bittersweetzero:
some people need it more than others. *wink*
hey, i'm leaving you a message cuz i can and stuff. it sucks that your not online cuz i'd like to talk to ya. i should probably sleep anyways. i saw the butterfly effect again, and almost fell asleep in the theater. Hmf. WELL! I'm off to read my new rolling stone article on Outkast. WOOT! G'bye and G'nite!
hey, i'm leaving you a message cuz i can and stuff. it sucks that your not online cuz i'd like to talk to ya. i should probably sleep anyways. i saw the butterfly effect again, and almost fell asleep in the theater. Hmf. WELL! I'm off to read my new rolling stone article on Outkast. WOOT! G'bye and G'nite!
darlingnikky:
ewww.... That picture grosses me out! eww eww eww!!!!! 
I'm sitting here, eating some Zatarain's Cheesy Rice and thinking about the past........can't really think about the future because it hasn't happened yet, and can't really think about the present because it's happening as I speak, so the past is all you can really think about isn't it? Think too much.........What is the most loving and tender thing a significant other does or has done...
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ooomermaidooo:
Why is love so hard? Great tattoo of Jack by the way. My friend has a whole sleeve of Nightmare Before Christmas. It's really neat!
jme:
Meh! Scene Shmene! No one needs a scene... or points. Just gold stars.
*Gold star*
*j-me 
*Gold star*
*j-me
So I went and saw The Passion of The Christ Sunday. I have never been so emotionally beaten as by this movie. I had tears streaming down my face pretty much through the entire movie. To me it was more of an experience than a movie. I've had a few people laugh at me for that, and say "oh, it was just a movie dude",...
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toxickiss:
I wanna go see it, but my friend bailed...ARG.
thursday:
i want to see it as well.
i'm not sure how much it's going to stir up my christian upbringing in me...
i'm not sure how much it's going to stir up my christian upbringing in me...
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deadish:
hey mister...awww! look at the mini mindless!!! but I get your point, I had conversation like this recently with my friend John, it ended with him kinda sighing and saying "the world is what you make it" which is partially true but I am driven mad at some of the things I can't control, for me I guess it's the waves theory again, lifes peaks and troughs, I can just about handle the bad shit that makes me angry if every so often I see something that restores faith, some random act of kindness or a conversation with someone still full of ideas and passion and stuff. We all know we wouldnt be the good people that we are if all this horrible shit hadn't hadn't to us throughout our lives. I know I would be at least a little happier if I wasn't so jaded, I know I wouldn't feel so lonely or empty all the time but I think I have like the 'meaning' or something of my life in some kind of perspective, I know how to treat people and to an extent I believe in Karma, the doers of bad shit get their comeuppence even if the majority of them are too stupid to realise.
sorry this is so long, but I owed ya, hey?
sorry this is so long, but I owed ya, hey?
deadish:
Btw, I like your new profile pic and the shop is cool thanks! 