You know what I hate? I hate when normal or slightly freaky people come up to me and try and tell me how they have friends who are like me. What the fuck does that mean you know? ::Insert Strongbad voice here:: I have some friends who are black.. What the fuck is that supposed to MEAN? SO like cool lets go shopping, Ill call...
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GOD DAMN!! I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF AND IN A MOOD TODAY!!! GRRRR.... I'm so pissed I can't even be truly coherent about the stuff that pissed me off!
Things that pissed me off today:
Homeowners associations not allowing me to park anyplace NEAR the condo I was trying to get to and calling within 2 seconds of my stopping by the stairs to unload...
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Things that pissed me off today:
Homeowners associations not allowing me to park anyplace NEAR the condo I was trying to get to and calling within 2 seconds of my stopping by the stairs to unload...
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dwarlin:
I feel your pain on the home owner associations..
The last place I lived in had one. They had a stupid rule that you cant park your car on the street or drive overnight. The problem was my big arse 4wd doesnt fit in a airplane hanger, let alone the garage I had, so I parked it in the drive..
After the first night, this wanker knocks on my door, tells me the rules, to which I explain my problem. He then has the balls to pull out a tape measure and starts measuring the height of my 4wd. After noticing that it was about 2' too tall for the garage he has the balls to tell me to sell it.
I replied with my Louisville Slugger
Hope you're feeling better.
ps: Atleast you live in a country where if people shit you enough you can get your gun and shoot them.. We have to resort to using wet paper towels because our stupid government wont allow us to bear arms. Wankers..
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The last place I lived in had one. They had a stupid rule that you cant park your car on the street or drive overnight. The problem was my big arse 4wd doesnt fit in a airplane hanger, let alone the garage I had, so I parked it in the drive..
After the first night, this wanker knocks on my door, tells me the rules, to which I explain my problem. He then has the balls to pull out a tape measure and starts measuring the height of my 4wd. After noticing that it was about 2' too tall for the garage he has the balls to tell me to sell it.
I replied with my Louisville Slugger
Hope you're feeling better.
ps: Atleast you live in a country where if people shit you enough you can get your gun and shoot them.. We have to resort to using wet paper towels because our stupid government wont allow us to bear arms. Wankers..
[Edited on Sep 16, 2005 5:52PM]
barny:
in better news! i just emailed clara so the group should be yours soon!
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noir:
Are you up for something this Friday night?
murderotica:
You look stunning in this picture
I picked my son up at school today and found him hanging out at the far table with a black clad group of the most adorable little gothlings ever. It was so cute. He had a girl make him a mix CD. Awwwwww.. It was all Marilyn Manson and Cradle of Filth. I decided these kids need more influences so I and my son made...
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coliwali:
I dont have one right now. I little bit ago it was Snake River Conspiracy though.
nekoseven:
Damn, that's awesome.
I have been a busy girl. I painted my son's bike today because he stopped riding it and has thus been tardy to school since some kids called it "gay" for having a hot pink stripe on it. He now has a silver glitter and black bike. Hopefully that is less "gay" and now the little assfucks can find something else to pick on him...
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noir:
Have you gotten anywhere with the...thing?
nekoseven:
1st and last picture. WOW!
The Hurricane.
When I first saw the devastation of that hurricane I was moved almost to tears for all of those people affected. I realized they really lost EVERYTHING. Their chances of getting a single solitary possession back is almost none, their homes, neighborhoods and modes of income are all gone. It took some time to wrap my brain around it. In a way I...
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When I first saw the devastation of that hurricane I was moved almost to tears for all of those people affected. I realized they really lost EVERYTHING. Their chances of getting a single solitary possession back is almost none, their homes, neighborhoods and modes of income are all gone. It took some time to wrap my brain around it. In a way I...
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angrychef:
Actual concern from a distance is better than feigned sympathy closer to home.
The girl was 7 1/2. Her throat was cut.
Take what you gather from the media and multiply it times 10.
Thanks for your thoughts.
http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/news/nation/12548424.htm
I'm the first guy in the story.
The girl was 7 1/2. Her throat was cut.
Take what you gather from the media and multiply it times 10.
Thanks for your thoughts.
http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/news/nation/12548424.htm
I'm the first guy in the story.
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wendy:
that's what would happen if my chihuahua fucked the crypt keeper. seriously a complete cross between the two.
Oh man, redoing ones house is a pain in the butt. Someday it will be done, I tell you someday.
So, click here and let me know How many cans of what it would take to kill you. It would take 260 cans of Coke to do me in.
So, click here and let me know How many cans of what it would take to kill you. It would take 260 cans of Coke to do me in.
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dane_valek:
Hopefully, about the time you get your house ready for a get-together; I'll have gotten my truck in a more suitable condition to make a trip to PHX.
gina:
208 cans of sunkist orange.. lets get started!!
An Open Letter to Employees
Dear Employees,
What makes you think I care about how you do your job? Why do you think I want to hear what a dick your boss is, how over worked you are, when you had your last break or what your internal policies and procedures are? More so, what makes you think I have even the slightest interest in...
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Dear Employees,
What makes you think I care about how you do your job? Why do you think I want to hear what a dick your boss is, how over worked you are, when you had your last break or what your internal policies and procedures are? More so, what makes you think I have even the slightest interest in...
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rottn:
How long do the tortillas take to cook using the machine? Is it faster/easier to do than just using a pan on the stove and a tortilla press? Does it only do corn or can you do flour with it? I looked it up on Amazon and it only mentions the corn maza.
I always like to hear how other people like their gadgets. I hate buying without some actual use reviews.
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I always like to hear how other people like their gadgets. I hate buying without some actual use reviews.
[Edited on Aug 22, 2005 9:39PM]
capitalistfig:
You have a TORTILLA MAKER!?
Argh, MY HOUSE IS A DISASTER!!
I got the monitor at the repair shop and they called to let me know they have to buy a manual for it so it will be a couple extra weeks before I get it back. My confidence is waning. I wonder how much this is all going to cost. I was told around $150 which is good. The...
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I got the monitor at the repair shop and they called to let me know they have to buy a manual for it so it will be a couple extra weeks before I get it back. My confidence is waning. I wonder how much this is all going to cost. I was told around $150 which is good. The...
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supergp:
It's not quite worth the cast to fix, mostly likely. It's just a 19" tube (although a pretty good one).
Honestly, the only reason I haven't tossed it yet is that I'm a little attached to it. I'm typing this on its replacement, but...Well, you know how first loves are. This was the first monitor I really loved.
Feel free to ridicule me for saying that, BTW.
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Also, I gotta say, there's no WAY I woulda felt comfortable talking with my mom about that at that age. So he obviously really trusts you. Kudos.
[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 7:35PM]
Honestly, the only reason I haven't tossed it yet is that I'm a little attached to it. I'm typing this on its replacement, but...Well, you know how first loves are. This was the first monitor I really loved.
Feel free to ridicule me for saying that, BTW.
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Also, I gotta say, there's no WAY I woulda felt comfortable talking with my mom about that at that age. So he obviously really trusts you. Kudos.
[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 7:35PM]
nekoseven:
Needing a manual? Either they're incompetent or your monitor is a rare model.
Hope it won't cost you much.
Hey, cool your kid gets to hang out with others like him. I was a loner at that age. I didn't quite fit in with the other kids.
My parents didn't talk to me about sex. I had sex education class at 6th grade. This was at a catholic school. I remember the books had a chemical smell and were pink with black lettering and the pages were plastic covered. It was very clinical.
Hope it won't cost you much.
Hey, cool your kid gets to hang out with others like him. I was a loner at that age. I didn't quite fit in with the other kids.
My parents didn't talk to me about sex. I had sex education class at 6th grade. This was at a catholic school. I remember the books had a chemical smell and were pink with black lettering and the pages were plastic covered. It was very clinical.
I have been so incredibly busy! My home will be nicer when it is done but right now it sucks. There is dust and crap everywhere and I have spent enough time around chemicals to have caused permanent reproductive harm. I really HATE paint stripper, like seriously dispise it, and no matter how hard I try I end up getting it on myself and it...
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pirate_romeo:
Will we get pictures of the remodel?
A 56" monitor? I'd have to swear off porn until I found a more reasonably sized monitor. Shit I already have an inferiority complex the size of Nebraska. That would just humiliate me to the point of impotence.
A 56" monitor? I'd have to swear off porn until I found a more reasonably sized monitor. Shit I already have an inferiority complex the size of Nebraska. That would just humiliate me to the point of impotence.
d_no:
It might be cheaper to buy a second hand monitor than get one repaired. The second hand computer shops over here are practically giving away the smaller CRT ones.
Paint stripper burns like holy water, ouch.
I used some 'Peel Away' for the first time recently, so I know.
Paint stripper burns like holy water, ouch.
I used some 'Peel Away' for the first time recently, so I know.
Recipe time. Im redecorating the house so I have been super super busy, I took time to cook for everyone tonight though.
I came up with this one entirely on my own using a lot of stuff I had around and it turned out FABULOUS! It looks like a lot of work, but really it goes together pretty fast.
Southwest Chicken Salad.
Dressing:
1/2 cup...
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I came up with this one entirely on my own using a lot of stuff I had around and it turned out FABULOUS! It looks like a lot of work, but really it goes together pretty fast.
Southwest Chicken Salad.
Dressing:
1/2 cup...
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shayne:
yyyyyuuuuuummmmm. I want someone to cook me yummy food. I can't even imagine the heat in that kitchen
schismatic_god:
WHY I DID SG: To ensure I was an enemy of the Christian Coalition
It is official, you can be my friend.
While we are swaping recipies check out my journal. Some awsome pork chops on there I made the other night, I think I am going to have to try that salad it sounds good.

Whenever we first meet people we try and find a common ground. Something to connect on a personal level. This is just basic human communication. When a person is very much, by outward appearances, different from our norm we have to stretch a little bit further as we have no basis for a connection.
So in a way you should be flattered that they are trying to go to such lengths (and by how lame the comment they are stretching real far) to try and make a connection to you and try to maybe know you better. They find you interesting enough to try and stretch their little wings. Whether they are worth stretching back a little is up to you. You never know, they may be a real cool person down deep. Maybe they just need help figuring it out.
Course. . .they could be telling me that I am an animated chimp. . . .but I prefer to hope for the other. . .