You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters....
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You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters....
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polaris:
so i went to portland to see bruce and amanda back in april, and then saw amanda last week.. everytime we all talk about how you disappeared and don't ever call us or write to us. i wonder if you'll ever come visit. do you even remember us? 
misfit93:
lol 
"roll the windows down this cool night air is curious let the whole world look in who cares who sees what tonight...im your passenger "
teufel:
thanks man..lol not too happy about being over the hill though haha
Another reason to love George Carlin . . .
"I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's...
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"I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's...
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fairygrlz:
That is very funny!
I miss chatting with you too sexy boy!!!
I miss chatting with you too sexy boy!!!
On May 5th, 1862, cannons boomed and rifle shots rang out as the French soldiers attacked the two forts. Before the day was over, one fort was in ruins and more than a thousand French soldiers were dead. The Mexicans had won the battle, but not the war. Yet, this date was established as symbolic of the Mexicans' courage against a formidable army.
The French...
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jmand2:
Joge. The man. Keepin it real. Word.
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sosogood:
absolutly fantastic! how many new people at tower are we talkin bout? last new person they hired while I was there was that bobby kid. and what about new supervisors? who are the new one(s)?
fairygrlz:
I am thinking of you.... 
well this week could've been a little bit better. actually it wasn't soo bad. just had X-rays done on my broken hand and the bone they told me that doesn't heal, well its not healing. so I take my X-rays to my hand guy on tuesday to see what he thinks we should do. my physical therapists said he might just recast it. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I...
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fairygrlz:
I will buy you a beer when I come and see you!!
fairygrlz:
I got a web cam!!!
I got a web cam!!!
thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. my weekend was awsome. got some sweet presents and got wasted with friends, what more could I ask for.
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niobe:
Thank you. 
Glad you had a good birthday!
Glad you had a good birthday!
rude_ruca:
Awww, shucks, you sure know how to make a girl blush!!! 
no work. sick today
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rude_ruca:
teeh eee....we have a mall 'round my parts Called Lake Forest.....hope your town is not nearly as ghetto as my mall, brother! Happy Birthday, too, btw!
Happy Birthday, too, btw! 
user304975207:
hope youre feeling better
blah. its the weekend and nothing to do! someone IM me 
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lackluster:
i fucking hate how busy ive gotten.
fuck. maybe next weekend?
fuck. maybe next weekend?
streetmuse:
that would be wonderful...
I'm bored. someone IM me 
I hate being one handed!!! went to the doctor yesterday and they put an actual cast one my hand instead of the cheezy splint the hospital put on it the night of the accident. but now i have to miss work for longer now and without pay that f*cker that hit us gonna get it.
you don't realize how hard it is to do things...
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lackluster:
yeah!!! we have fun. i'll see you tomorrow mister.
fyrestarter:
Being one handed sounds very frustrating.
I'm dealing with an insurance company right now trying to settle. I was in a car accident back in September.
What happened at the accident? Did the other person hit you?
I'm dealing with an insurance company right now trying to settle. I was in a car accident back in September.
What happened at the accident? Did the other person hit you?
thank you everyone for your thank god you're alive and get well soon wishes. we're both gonna be ok. (see last entry if you don't know what I'm talkikng about)
and I put some pics of my injuries on here, they're not disgusting or anything so check thme out if you'd like
and I put some pics of my injuries on here, they're not disgusting or anything so check thme out if you'd like
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fiendclub:
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