feeling cagey, feeling like I have taken too many inane photographs today
I mean like, root structures and my cousins wielding lead pipes, and wasted water and overdone facial expressions.
cagey today, warm in the car, cold on my feet, the rash has spread to the fidelous among you, and I don't know if I can do this for one more night.
I am thinking...
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I mean like, root structures and my cousins wielding lead pipes, and wasted water and overdone facial expressions.
cagey today, warm in the car, cold on my feet, the rash has spread to the fidelous among you, and I don't know if I can do this for one more night.
I am thinking...
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inlikeflynn:
It's a lot like Marc Chagall if he wrote instead of painting. 
we drove to Ax-Man yesterday and I sang a little louder going down a certain part of Snelling because I am a retarded spaz and I miss people and I miss school and I'm going back tomorrow but today will be a long day.
fucking, I don't want to be this stupid but I can't stop lately.
we sang along to a cd called Funkpocalypse...
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fucking, I don't want to be this stupid but I can't stop lately.
we sang along to a cd called Funkpocalypse...
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rosscoe:
Capricorn:
Practical and prudent (maybe)
Ambitious and disciplined (ambitious.. kind of.. disciplined... no)
Patient and careful (i'm fairly patient.. usually careful unless i dont think)
Humorous and reserved (i wouldnt say i'm reserved)
Pessimistic and fatalistic ( i'm a realist not a pessimist... ok maybe a little. Fatalistic... i'm not sure i believe in fate)
Miserly and grudging (I'm not Miserly.. i'm pretty giving actually)
Over conventional and rigid (overconfident... meh not really, i'd say its more a healthy level. rigid? no)
i give myself 30% on the capricorn scale.
Practical and prudent (maybe)
Ambitious and disciplined (ambitious.. kind of.. disciplined... no)
Patient and careful (i'm fairly patient.. usually careful unless i dont think)
Humorous and reserved (i wouldnt say i'm reserved)
Pessimistic and fatalistic ( i'm a realist not a pessimist... ok maybe a little. Fatalistic... i'm not sure i believe in fate)
Miserly and grudging (I'm not Miserly.. i'm pretty giving actually)
Over conventional and rigid (overconfident... meh not really, i'd say its more a healthy level. rigid? no)
i give myself 30% on the capricorn scale.
inlikeflynn:
They're counting on that capitalistic instinct, you know. Exploiting it. They're taking over.
They're counting on that capitalistic instinct, you know. Exploiting it. They're taking over.
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alyk:
how's your spring break going, weirdo? 
frankmask:
Umm... Aim for the head and use a condom? This has short circuitted my zombie defense subroutines.
starfior:
Good Friday. THE START OF THE ZOMBIE LORD RESSURECTION CEREMONY HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!
starfior:
White board war!
Oh... wait... no... This is not a white board! I've been decieved!
Oh... wait... no... This is not a white board! I've been decieved!
frankmask:
My things are more or less in a state of retreat and disarray.
I have created the ultimate compilation for someone who is nice.
42 songs, 157 minutes, and I still feel like there should be MORE.
we got everything from Jim Croce to Men Without Hats. y'all.
today I was on AIM for the first time in a while and somehow, suddenly, two of my favorite people I haven't talked to in months were both on. and...
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42 songs, 157 minutes, and I still feel like there should be MORE.
we got everything from Jim Croce to Men Without Hats. y'all.
today I was on AIM for the first time in a while and somehow, suddenly, two of my favorite people I haven't talked to in months were both on. and...
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alyk:
after the word "y'all", the remainder of your journal was voiced by britney spears in my head...federline for reals yo... 
ooh, an angry lonely day, dwelling on the fact that most of the people I love exist only in the realm of the internet.
I'm eating way too much sugar lately and forgetting to floss at night.
I'm eating Italian food in my old neighborhood and leaving crappy tips because the waitress gave me a weird look when I ordered an ice cream soda to...
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I'm eating way too much sugar lately and forgetting to floss at night.
I'm eating Italian food in my old neighborhood and leaving crappy tips because the waitress gave me a weird look when I ordered an ice cream soda to...
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admiraljack:
How could you hate Easter? It's the only religious holiday celebrating zombies. Think about it. Jesus died, came back to life. Just add 'to devour the flesh of the living' and you've got a holiday worth much celebration.
When's this Simpsons nerd-duel taking place? I usually do my duelin' at dawn, but it doesn't matter in this case. I'm fairly confident in my Simpsons nerditude. Lady's choice.
Ahh yes. Malt liquor. I'll stop stalking you now.
When's this Simpsons nerd-duel taking place? I usually do my duelin' at dawn, but it doesn't matter in this case. I'm fairly confident in my Simpsons nerditude. Lady's choice.
Ahh yes. Malt liquor. I'll stop stalking you now.
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admiraljack:
The Apocalypse, eh?
See you in Hell. Ill save you a seat.
See you in Hell. Ill save you a seat.
alyk:
what can I say? my catholic pimp hand is strong...
let's just spaz out unnecessarily then, why don't we.
and it's fucking spring break now and I am physically unable to sleep later than 7:45 apparently, even though I didn't get to sleep until somewhere around 2:00. steaming entrails of satan.
on the plus side, the revolution was fomented last night and I incurred multiple orgasms. the fun part was that this shit was kiss-free...
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and it's fucking spring break now and I am physically unable to sleep later than 7:45 apparently, even though I didn't get to sleep until somewhere around 2:00. steaming entrails of satan.
on the plus side, the revolution was fomented last night and I incurred multiple orgasms. the fun part was that this shit was kiss-free...
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alyk:
'were headed to veeenus'...my favorite line from final countdown...I've listened to 'son of sam' elliott smith & "district sleeps alone tonight' p service over and over for the past 3 hours...disturbing...sometimes nothing else sounds right, you know?
I happen to be incredibly nosy, so what ever you're dishing out, I'm here to hear it unless... I'm reading page 6...
Don't get married...sex becomes boring and tedious...bleh...that's my take on dry humping while married...bleh...
I happen to be incredibly nosy, so what ever you're dishing out, I'm here to hear it unless... I'm reading page 6...
Don't get married...sex becomes boring and tedious...bleh...that's my take on dry humping while married...bleh...
frankmask:
The Revolution is at all times, in all places, simultaeniously! Quantum physics told me so, and I believe! Even if it's about as understandable as a gopher lecturing in Cyrillic ebonics about the torsion ratios of flemenco dancers on the moon.
I'm always making fun of other people for being too emo.
but oh lately I am so emo it's ridiculous.
my boyfriend and I have an "open relationship" but ever since I started seeing ((or touching, or clinging to, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK I AM DOING)) another person, he has been clingy as all get out. and it's hurting me and I don't know what...
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but oh lately I am so emo it's ridiculous.
my boyfriend and I have an "open relationship" but ever since I started seeing ((or touching, or clinging to, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK I AM DOING)) another person, he has been clingy as all get out. and it's hurting me and I don't know what...
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alyk:
Do open relationships ever really work? Isn't weird to think of your boyfriend sleeping with someone else...Enjoy it now, because it's gets even more complicated as you get older...I'm saying this at the ripe old age of 26...I'm reading And the Band Played On...it is totally bumming me out...I've got to stop... 
1. I'm not tired enough not to write mindless drivel.
2. urgent care doctors are a lot nicer than normal doctors. they asked about my henna, commented on my wry looks.
3. I am ok with needles as long as I don't look at them.
4. hence the tattooing sometime. and when I die, I'm donating my tattoo-flesh to Frank.
5. the way things are...
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2. urgent care doctors are a lot nicer than normal doctors. they asked about my henna, commented on my wry looks.
3. I am ok with needles as long as I don't look at them.
4. hence the tattooing sometime. and when I die, I'm donating my tattoo-flesh to Frank.
5. the way things are...
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alyk:
1. Fuck Rachael Ray...I could spend hours discussing how much I hate that vile bitch...
2. I am about to give you the secret to getting what you want from any physician..."I need oxycontin." Say those three words and wordlessly they will rip those fuckers out of your mouth...ohhhh, the sweet smell of collusion...
3. How did you eat the skin of a kiwi?
4. I was once in a car accident and the police insisted that I go to the e.r. despite the fact that nothing was wrong with me...The e.r. doc was telling me I needed xrays, blah blah and I was asking which univ he attended because he was an idiot, blah blah not a scratch on me, blah...and then, out of nowhere...I threw up in my own lap...I started crying because I was wearing a Theory dress that I loved dearly...moral of the story: it was really embarassing and it turns out I had vertigo...
5. I am never too tired to write mindless drivel...For an example, see above...
2. I am about to give you the secret to getting what you want from any physician..."I need oxycontin." Say those three words and wordlessly they will rip those fuckers out of your mouth...ohhhh, the sweet smell of collusion...
3. How did you eat the skin of a kiwi?
4. I was once in a car accident and the police insisted that I go to the e.r. despite the fact that nothing was wrong with me...The e.r. doc was telling me I needed xrays, blah blah and I was asking which univ he attended because he was an idiot, blah blah not a scratch on me, blah...and then, out of nowhere...I threw up in my own lap...I started crying because I was wearing a Theory dress that I loved dearly...moral of the story: it was really embarassing and it turns out I had vertigo...
5. I am never too tired to write mindless drivel...For an example, see above...
admiraljack:
I challenge you to a Simpsons nerd duel.
I get to go to urgent care in a couple hours.
my tonsils have never been this gross. they are 50% bloody tissue and 50% mucus and about three times their normal size ((and their normal size is freakishly large)). attracted to me yet?
my updates here will be sporadic and/or retarculous. you will enjoy them. you will gaze upon them in tremulous awe.
in...
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my tonsils have never been this gross. they are 50% bloody tissue and 50% mucus and about three times their normal size ((and their normal size is freakishly large)). attracted to me yet?
my updates here will be sporadic and/or retarculous. you will enjoy them. you will gaze upon them in tremulous awe.
in...
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jubalharshaw:
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Get well soon?
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Get well soon?
alyk:
Let me start by saying this: I AM NOT A DOCTOR...I am just a person with teeth of her own...That being said, have you considered having your tonsils pulled? I had mine pulled and afterwards I had a green tea milkshake and it was fabulous...