menotyou

Have you ever taken a dump and jumped in the shower after forgetting to wipe?

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Me either. I just didn't want to be the only person that had thought of it.

I'm sick.
I'm tired.
I'm depressed.

Today has not been the best day.

This is my life:

A couple days ago I went to chili's for lunch like I do almost every day. One of the bartenders is a really cool chick I talk with quite often. I actually thought about asking her out not too long ago, but she has a boyfriend so I let it slide. She's still cool, so I enjoy talking with her. Until...
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An original composition I just sent to the press people at www.callofcthulhu.com:

Dark doors loom before me...oozing viscous fluid flows down its sides into small pans that rest at its base. Ornate carvings adorn the ancient wooden entrance...all distorted by the continuous running. Confusing odors roll through the passageway, smelling both of daisies and rotting corpse. Both revolting, and strangely alluring. Then I heard it...the...
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The Word Of the Week: Copious

I just had an interesting conversation with one of my coworkers. I mentioned that the way science is progressing, it will eventually be possible to scan and download our brains into a computer system. Her reaction was, "That would suck. Then you would be opening yourself up to viruses." My response was, "Well...yea, but we are constantly exposed to...
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Well...this is my first SG journal post. Let's all hope it doesn't blow.

Ok, first and foremost, I want to say that there is very little in this world that is more erotic than a chick wailing on a drum set. Seriously...I've never been to a show that had an ugly drummer chick. There's something about it that makes my pants go crazy.

I've already...
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