I update way too much.
I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep...
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I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep...
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Well...I ran the program I was talking about in my last post. I was really worried because 3 times in the last two months I have been the cause of massive data corruption. The program didn't fuck anything up thankfully, but it is not even close to being right. It turns out what I thought was divine inspiration, was nothing more than common insanity. It...
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kamille:
i have a pretty highly sofisticatd system of disdain when it comes to people and their cars.
black jeep wrangler says to me:
- mid to late twenties
- WHITE
- middleclass
- wants to create the impression that, not only are they capable of rough-and-tumble off road experiences, they are well suited to clubs such as Prague and The Grasshopper (you know those kinds of places: trying to be Euro in a bourgeois American way)
- they probably got help from their parents paying for it (ie. grad gift)
- they majored in management/business/finance/pre-law and will soon "upgrade" to a BMW
i miss my first car. it was an oldish Subaru Legacy. it had its quirks, but i loved it. my second car was an 84 Jetta, which i deliberately totalled while going 70 mph down Route 66. now i drive a 96 Geo. her name's Wendy and she's a dirty girl
black jeep wrangler says to me:
- mid to late twenties
- WHITE
- middleclass
- wants to create the impression that, not only are they capable of rough-and-tumble off road experiences, they are well suited to clubs such as Prague and The Grasshopper (you know those kinds of places: trying to be Euro in a bourgeois American way)
- they probably got help from their parents paying for it (ie. grad gift)
- they majored in management/business/finance/pre-law and will soon "upgrade" to a BMW
i miss my first car. it was an oldish Subaru Legacy. it had its quirks, but i loved it. my second car was an 84 Jetta, which i deliberately totalled while going 70 mph down Route 66. now i drive a 96 Geo. her name's Wendy and she's a dirty girl
_bossanova_:
Dude, as long as you're not in a fucking Miata, any kind of Porsche, Hummer, new Corvette or Mustang, you're fine!
If you come back to Atlanta, we will go to the Clermont. It is the beloved center of sleaze in Atlanta. The Atlanta SG people are really nice, too.
If you come back to Atlanta, we will go to the Clermont. It is the beloved center of sleaze in Atlanta. The Atlanta SG people are really nice, too.
I'm going to a bar called Catbirds tonight. It's off of Westheimer and Yupon in the Montrose area for any that can/want to make it. 9:00pm.
Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a web comic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of its plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway,...
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Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a web comic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of its plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway,...
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sicpowered:
you must be absorbing instructions from the Feds, Remember when in doubt add more code that anyone else can decipher, decrypt or debug (job security) and always listen to the voices in your head, they might even be yours....
_bossanova_:
It was great to meet you last night! I do like Catbirds very much now. You were right.
Catbirds tonight at Westheimer and Yupon in the Montrose area for any that can/want to make it. 9:00pm.
Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a webcomic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of it's plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway, I started writing this thing with a purpose,...
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Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a webcomic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of it's plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway, I started writing this thing with a purpose,...
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HAPPY 4:20 4/20!!! I just found out that Houston is 420 minutes from Greenwich time.
I keep forgetting my parents birthday. I don't know what's wrong with me. I always get them backward! I know virtually everything there is to know about star wars, but I can't remember my parents birthday.
I'm going straight to special hell.
I keep forgetting my parents birthday. I don't know what's wrong with me. I always get them backward! I know virtually everything there is to know about star wars, but I can't remember my parents birthday.
I'm going straight to special hell.
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_bossanova_:
Sounds good
link:
special hell is full of very special people in very special safety helmets and they ride very special short buses. You sir, are going straight there 'cause you're so very special.
Has any one else noticed a bunch of Landrovers and Mini's on the road lately? I have. For awhile I thought it was just the new popular thing for rich people to do...import a British car. Nope...I was wrong. Cooper and Landrover is now owned by Ford Motor Company. Yup. One more step toward world domination.
Have I failed to mention that Henry Ford was...
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Have I failed to mention that Henry Ford was...
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smith:
Bill Paxton would fuck you in the ass and make you eat the blood-covered shit off his cack, you slugwhore.
link:
Ford also put out the kitty decapitation ad. Can't find any fault in that.
I think it's about time to take drastic measures for the whole crew.
oubliette1:
I agree!
It's amazing how cathartic nicotine is. I come in to work today and find that something I did yesterday caused massive data corruption in our system. Adrenaline levels soar, stress levels high. About an hour later I take a smoke break and instantly all of the tension melts away. I am as calm as a Hindu cow. Wonderful.
I just found out this morning that...
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cheshire:
1. Are you generally happy with your life?
Not really... But getting there.... I think.
2. Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
New Orleans... tending a bar... with a black cat named "Nothing"
3. What did you have for lunch?
A hotpocket.
ok... here is you set of probing questions... (and btw this wasn't my idea)
1.What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
2. Have you ever rubbed a magnet against a television just to see the pretty colors?
3. Have you ever willingly inserted anything into your ass for the sole purpose of pleasure?
Not really... But getting there.... I think.
2. Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
New Orleans... tending a bar... with a black cat named "Nothing"
3. What did you have for lunch?
A hotpocket.
ok... here is you set of probing questions... (and btw this wasn't my idea)
1.What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
2. Have you ever rubbed a magnet against a television just to see the pretty colors?
3. Have you ever willingly inserted anything into your ass for the sole purpose of pleasure?
stonesurf91:
hmmmm..?'s
1. You could go anywhere in the world for one day where would it be?
2. Do you have a dirty secret no one knows about?
3. Ever had sex in public?
random ?'s...I suck at this
1. You could go anywhere in the world for one day where would it be?
2. Do you have a dirty secret no one knows about?
3. Ever had sex in public?
random ?'s...I suck at this
I've decided that starting tomorrow I will experience one of the seven deadly sins every day for a week. I will document them all and share them with you. I'm already going to hell....might as well actually deserve it.
Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Avarice, and Sloth.
I could knock them all off at once by laying around the couch all day, stealing the money...
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Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Avarice, and Sloth.
I could knock them all off at once by laying around the couch all day, stealing the money...
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link:
I gotta represent my pal MeNotYou. He is a kind soul. In fact, he let me cry on his shoulder the other night. Then he kicked the ass of the guy who broke my girl's heart. He's real cool that way. A sensitive brute, for all you genuine ladies out there. He's super smart, like, a real certified MENSA card stroking genius. He's real smooth. He'll talk a girl out of her clothes just to bring a smile to her face, 'cause she was real down like and needed the come up. What I'm saying is, MeNotYou needs a real cool vixen sensation in his life. I'm trying to hook you up with a real winner here. No prior convictions, a real momma's boy you can whip into shape real proper like, and he's got rolls of money he jerks off with. Some weird fetish about the teller girls at banks and the air tubes that make the run between. Okay. So I've rambled some, but I've only come close to scratching the surface of the enigma that is MeNotYou... But really, he should be trying to hook me up, as I'm the one madly in love, and desperate for anything, anything at all, that isn't such sweet agony.
link:
Oh, and he really wants to hit two pages. He thinks that'd be swell. Show him what you got people. Make him feel like the special whore that he is.
Evening everyone. I celebrated Easter this year by visiting The Bastard Son Of The Lord website. SPANK ME JESUS!!
No, I am not a Christian hater. In fact, the part of my brain that is a theologian loves Christianity. It's a fascinating religion...I don't believe in it, but its neat none the less. I've spent a good 5 minutes today fondly remembering all of the...
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No, I am not a Christian hater. In fact, the part of my brain that is a theologian loves Christianity. It's a fascinating religion...I don't believe in it, but its neat none the less. I've spent a good 5 minutes today fondly remembering all of the...
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kamille:
You elbow skin molester!!!
Who art thou to preach about the Sins? Cower, fool, at my archaic tongue!!!!
Answer:
I don't believe in the idea of Bad v. Good. Most binaries are flawed. unless the programmer rawks
Who art thou to preach about the Sins? Cower, fool, at my archaic tongue!!!!
Answer:
I don't believe in the idea of Bad v. Good. Most binaries are flawed. unless the programmer rawks
emma35:
the robot says thank you 
what do you believe in?
what do you believe in?
i knew that i might die too, though, which is the similarity. i had no problem with that. i still have no problem with it. the only difference is that i am no longer fueled by hate and anger, and probably woudn't do something like that again (i never say never).