So there I was, 14 years old and homeless. I turned a corner and there was a hooker giving a blow job to some suit. So I walked up to the guy and shaking my lighter I asked, "Hey...you got a smoke?". Shaking his head in a way that suggested I piss off, the hooker stopped sucking the suits cack and said, "Sure honey...do you...
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Someone, please god, give me a cigarette.
My cranial membrane split spilling my thoughts all over the particle board working area.
My cranial membrane split spilling my thoughts all over the particle board working area.
smith:
What? The hell I do! I suck at guitar! Obviously you need to witness more stellar acts of virtuosity in order to truly comprehend how bad I am at it,.
oubliette1:
it was hilarious! and unfortunately i do not think my mum has a membership to SG...
and here's a cigarette
and here's a cigarette
Is everyone elses SG fucked up?
*Happy Dance* I'm getting a black berry! *YAY*
I fucking HATE Linux routing tables. I've been tinkering with this shit for hours now. Fucking Fuck fuckery!
I've been wondering for the last couple of days what goes on in the Girls only group?! Do the chickies talk about nitting and cooking? I think it's more likely they talk about...
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*Happy Dance* I'm getting a black berry! *YAY*
I fucking HATE Linux routing tables. I've been tinkering with this shit for hours now. Fucking Fuck fuckery!
I've been wondering for the last couple of days what goes on in the Girls only group?! Do the chickies talk about nitting and cooking? I think it's more likely they talk about...
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_bossanova_:
We talk about all kinds of dirty things you boys will never know about.
I wonder what goes on in the Boys' Group, but then, you really don't have to, you know?
I wonder what goes on in the Boys' Group, but then, you really don't have to, you know?
*fucking sigh*
Why is it the first chick in over 6 months I end up crushing over is one of the handful of chicks I can't possibly have.
Damn the luck.
If friends is all I can have, then friends it shall be.
Question: Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
Answer: No. My sister tried once, and it made me realize how utterly selfish...
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Why is it the first chick in over 6 months I end up crushing over is one of the handful of chicks I can't possibly have.
Damn the luck.
If friends is all I can have, then friends it shall be.
Question: Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
Answer: No. My sister tried once, and it made me realize how utterly selfish...
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kamille:
thanx!!! you're awesome. it would be a bit of a drive (compared to my 3 minte "commute" to UH) but i would like that
are they willing to hire me in mid-august, though?? that's what i would need.
are they willing to hire me in mid-august, though?? that's what i would need.
the_gentleman:
I didn't go to high school in Katy. I just moved here. But my step brother goes to CRHS...that thing is like 4 times the size of my high school...It's like a cult compound!!
Good God I'm tired. Saturdays party was uber rad, and everyone seemed to have an exceptional time. My favorite thing about it was the total and utter lack of Drama. I started drinking around 5:00pm and finished my last drink around 7:00am the next morning.
For all you nasty pervys out there I found this story about a man being raped by a baboon. You...
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oubliette1:
well, you just did it once this week. tell me the tally.
oubliette1:
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?HTNAME=about/nmm/index.html
this is the site of all sites...or not
this is the site of all sites...or not
Yesterday was fucking awesome. The mayday party went better than I thought possible. Me and my ex talked and worked everything out.
I feel great. Except for the crippling exhaustion and hangover.
I feel great. Except for the crippling exhaustion and hangover.
link:
you too?
My Worst Date Ever: I went on a date with a really cool, really cute, really christian girl. At the time, I was in college and cofounder of the Student Pagan Association, something she was unaware of. I'm cool with her being christian, and I assumed she would be open minded about my pagan beliefs. I had decided before picking her up to totally avoid...
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link:
Yeah. At least you didn't sacrifice her to your Pagan Heathen Gods (tm). She should be grateful. You could've at least invited her back to your place for an orgy involving animals. Maybe as a second WORST DATE EVAR!!!
smith:
It's "porch," not poarch. dictionary.com is your friend.
p.s. Thank Coufal and his boys for the kegs. I just procured them.
p.s. Thank Coufal and his boys for the kegs. I just procured them.
Man...today has been a very strange day. I found out that one of my oldest (time not age) friends has a mad crush on me. Then I found out one of my best friends wife used to have a crush on me. Then I found out that a chick I used to have a mad crush on YEARS ago had a mad crush on me...
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oubliette1:
hmm....Jay is a mack daddy...GO JAY!!!!!
_bossanova_:
The worst date I ever had...hmmm...I've been so lucky. I haven't had any bad ones yet, because I'm pretty picky and also because I was in a relationship for seven years. So far I've only been out with good people and had lots of fun, whether we continued dating or just became friends.
Sorry I don't have some terrible story.
Sorry I don't have some terrible story.
I feel myself approaching the outer rim of the downward spiral. My feet are floating and my head is spinning. Misery emanating from my friends pervades my brain and soaks into my skull. Doubt, my companion these last few weeks, has offered a constant reminder of my place and status.
What is it about gloom that makes such great poetry? Not that what I wrote...
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link:
What's wrong? How can booze be wrong? Well, warm tequila is wrong. But Tequila in general is wrong. download some frou frou now, to geek out over garden state trailer music.
link:
Fine. I need a cold hard edumacation in alcohol appreciation. I hear I make a fine student.
Hello. My name is Smith. You may know me as Lasteve. I have seized control of MeNotYou's brain functions and would like to convey to all of you the following:
1.) I am supremely hot and do-able,
2.) Refer to number 1.
And if any of you catch the following reference, I will send you $1.00 cash:
"No applause; just throw obsidians."
kt is...
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1.) I am supremely hot and do-able,
2.) Refer to number 1.
And if any of you catch the following reference, I will send you $1.00 cash:
"No applause; just throw obsidians."
kt is...
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kamille:
hey, dude!!! i didn't check the site last night, so i didn't get your msg. i would have liked to have come out!! damn. i was wondering if i could get anybody to go out with me last night. suck. i guess it'll have to be another time 
smith:
Yeah, you missed a good amount of inebriated goodness.
hows that for intellegent?