Last night Link downloaded the as yet unreleased version of Return of the Jedi. It's supposed to come out some time next month, but evidentally someone leaked it to the net a little early. Let me just say that Star Wars is a sore subject for me. A topic that once elicited euphoric joy now envokes heart felt rage. Simply put, George Lucas is a...
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link:
Weesa Free!
I seek. I break the fast of the insane. Laugh all you want, seek all you will. The fantastic absurd. I will depart to leave these to their whims.
It's time to cull the herd. An amputation of gangrenous relationships. A pruning of lifeless branches. The barnacles on the bow of my life desperately need to be sanded away.
In the words of the immortal Charlton Heston, "So it shall be written. So it shall be done."
I'm going to Vegas in 32 days. I've been told they have replaced all the slot machines...
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In the words of the immortal Charlton Heston, "So it shall be written. So it shall be done."
I'm going to Vegas in 32 days. I've been told they have replaced all the slot machines...
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stacie:
I would rather be at work, as well. Rather, I had to make my next appt immediately after work for a bit of tooth drilling 
stacie:
crappy day indeed!
What is punk?
Is it how you dress? Is it how you act? Is it having contempt for "the man"? Is it having pink hair? Does being in a punk band actually make you a punk?
What is punk?
Is it how you dress? Is it how you act? Is it having contempt for "the man"? Is it having pink hair? Does being in a punk band actually make you a punk?
What is punk?
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foreverloaded:
Yeah- yr right. I can't hang w/Leann Rimes fans who think "fun" is sippin' on Coors and mating w/relation. That kind of leaves my schedule for leisure activities somewhat bare. As for "punk"-
It was originally a phrase coined in the mag "Creem" by rock journalist Dave Marsh, after seeing a Question Mark & the Mysterios show. So, now we're back to that great Frank Zappa quote:
"Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read."
Now, add 90% commerce, 10% attitude. Shake! W/a twist of lemon!
It was originally a phrase coined in the mag "Creem" by rock journalist Dave Marsh, after seeing a Question Mark & the Mysterios show. So, now we're back to that great Frank Zappa quote:
"Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read."
Now, add 90% commerce, 10% attitude. Shake! W/a twist of lemon!
stacie:
based upon the website, i dont think they are making toy ponies 
Man.
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Why the hell do chicks work so damn hard to confuse us? And don't say feminine alure...there's nothing sexy about it.
Defensive driving makes my penis shrivel like a slug in Utah.
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Man.
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Why the hell do chicks work so damn hard to confuse us? And don't say feminine alure...there's nothing sexy about it.
Defensive driving makes my penis shrivel like a slug in Utah.
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Man.
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ryah:
! you have a couch on the porch!?
i'm so there.
i'm so there.
batman:
Girls are analog, guys are digital. There's a lot of interpreting that has to be done for communication between the two, and it rarely ever works out right.
Also, is there anything going on this weekend?
Also, is there anything going on this weekend?
Holy shit I'm hung over.
geeva:
"C: How many funny old people do you know? I'm pretty sure it's a 'growing old' thing. It's almost as if the sense of humor grows old and dies along with the body."
thats not very uplifting, sir.
Maybe if I use words like fuckstain and penis juice in my daily vocab I will come across as more humorous whether I am or not.
thats not very uplifting, sir.
Maybe if I use words like fuckstain and penis juice in my daily vocab I will come across as more humorous whether I am or not.
zephyra:
Holy shit. I am not. 
I discovered an absolutely delightful little web game called Jennifer Government. Yea...what I need is a game to stroke my already inflated sense of megalomania.
I got my computer to work! *Happy Dance* Her name is Beatrice...you might recognize the name from the work of a fairly well known 13th century Italian author. She's smart, and sexy, and funny...I wonder if it's legal to...
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I got my computer to work! *Happy Dance* Her name is Beatrice...you might recognize the name from the work of a fairly well known 13th century Italian author. She's smart, and sexy, and funny...I wonder if it's legal to...
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cupofkarma:
no i don't fly but my parents do. i'm just here in the dominican republic visiting family. how is life in houston?? 
emily_m:
Why did you go to a strip club with your ex? That does sound like a bad idea. 
I have SO many pairs of underwear, socks, and clothes that the longest I've gone without doing my laundry was close to 3 weeks, and I still had enough clean everything to get me by. The only reason I broke down was because all my favorite clothes were dirty, and I wanted to wear them!
I have SO many pairs of underwear, socks, and clothes that the longest I've gone without doing my laundry was close to 3 weeks, and I still had enough clean everything to get me by. The only reason I broke down was because all my favorite clothes were dirty, and I wanted to wear them!
It's so on...
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lemonkid:
What's so on?
oubliette1:
i thought i told you to turn the lights off when you leave a room!!!
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We've got this cool new virus infecting a bunch of the computers at work. It's neat because Norton, MacAfee, and MicroTrend don't have definitions to protect against it. I feel like a detective digging through registry entries looking for malicious code and exercising my pulpy skills.
I'm thinking about selling my Spider Jerusalem action figure on eBay. It's probably worth a ton 'o cash considering...
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I'm thinking about selling my Spider Jerusalem action figure on eBay. It's probably worth a ton 'o cash considering...
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oubliette1:
*** Auto-response from oubliette: I had a strange sexual dream about MeNotYou, and now I am confused and emotional...
lotus:
yes
Seething fury beyond words. Two days in a row I've made the hour and fifteen minute drive to Frys Electronics.
Yesterday I spent $650 on new computer parts.
Today I returned the wrong CPU they gave me and spent another $100 to get an even better one.
Tonight I discovered my computer will not boot. The bios won't even come up. It starts...the troubleshooting led...
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Yesterday I spent $650 on new computer parts.
Today I returned the wrong CPU they gave me and spent another $100 to get an even better one.
Tonight I discovered my computer will not boot. The bios won't even come up. It starts...the troubleshooting led...
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stupidslut:
im sorry to hear that.
last week i stupidly dropped a 20 bill on the stupid ground and never saw it again. not quite as much money was lost as in your case, but the rage was TOTALLY there!
last week i stupidly dropped a 20 bill on the stupid ground and never saw it again. not quite as much money was lost as in your case, but the rage was TOTALLY there!
geeva:
I bought a new puter, a compaq refurb from MicroCenter. Works fine. Only 450$ with extra memory. Yippy.
Course its only a matter of time before it fucks up, but thats technology for ya.
Show them how mad you are! Threaten to take it to the press! They will give you free stuff!
Course its only a matter of time before it fucks up, but thats technology for ya.
Show them how mad you are! Threaten to take it to the press! They will give you free stuff!