Last night I had a dream I helped Chewbacca escape from a mental institution. The night before I had a dream I took my CG(Computer Generated) cat to the vet because he was sick, only to find the cat wasn't sick but in fact Garfield that is so dirty he looked like a black cat. Then a bulldozer drove through and demolished the clinic.
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Man. Christmas is kicking my ass. As of this very moment I have $12 for gas and $20 for lunch for the rest of the week. On the plus side, I am very very happy with the various presents I have purchased for everyone this year. For once I won't hear someone say, "Oh...ahem....thanks man. That's...umm...cool." Quite the opposite for squeals of glee will escape...
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imagoldfish:
Yeah, I hate graduations too. No idea why, but they really rub me the wrong way. I don't like my own, and I certainly don't like other peoples'. The speeches are awful, the diploma part is boring, the whole thing just sucks.
Heh heh. Bragging rights, certainly. Though I'd prefer to have a signed book, I think. It'd last longer. That, and being a female academic, saying "sign my tits" to Umberto Eco would seem to be setting feminism back quite a bit... Tempting though. No idea why, but it is.
Heh heh. Bragging rights, certainly. Though I'd prefer to have a signed book, I think. It'd last longer. That, and being a female academic, saying "sign my tits" to Umberto Eco would seem to be setting feminism back quite a bit... Tempting though. No idea why, but it is.
fancier:
I am poor too. But I think I could still somehow manage making us fabulously fancy-shmancy cocktails. All YOU have to do is get here. So hurry the fuck up. Mai Tais await you.
A woman came to me in a dream and said, "The halibut is in the toaster", as she handed me a single hot dog without a bun. I said unto her, "I eat this hot dog with apathetic reverence in your name". She looked down on me with rapt joy and confusion as she laid her hand upon my breast. In her other palm she...
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imagoldfish:
Camels, of course. It's a pity, because they're really fucking expensive here. But the book is better for me, and will last longer.
imagoldfish:
I too have been won over by the Special Lights. Perhaps it's the gold trim on box, I dunno, but I've really taken a liking to them. That's really funny though, I've only ever met two other people who smoke them.
Would you really want to meet Umberto? I mean, he's amazing, yes, but I can't imagine that I'd have anything to say to him that he'd find particularly interesting, you know what I mean?
Would you really want to meet Umberto? I mean, he's amazing, yes, but I can't imagine that I'd have anything to say to him that he'd find particularly interesting, you know what I mean?
Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
That's all I can remember at this point. Jesus wept. Sometimes my nerdiness astounds even myself.
I need help. Serious professional help. I went to Malloreighs profile earlier today and was struck by a deep intrinsic need to listen to "Friends Of P," by The Rentals. This desire is boring a hole in my head like I am getting trepanned by a...
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That's all I can remember at this point. Jesus wept. Sometimes my nerdiness astounds even myself.
I need help. Serious professional help. I went to Malloreighs profile earlier today and was struck by a deep intrinsic need to listen to "Friends Of P," by The Rentals. This desire is boring a hole in my head like I am getting trepanned by a...
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menotyou:
I know!
I'll do better next time.
I'll do better next time.
menotyou:
Yea...you better.
I know where you sleep....
I know where you sleep....
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jayde__:
I'll get on the NHS essay just as soon as I finish a couple I have to do for my classes. I can't believe I let the end of the semester sneak up on me again.
malloreigh:
haha. no, i honestly have no clue why that would come to mind.
I have a foreboding sense that the worst is yet to come. November still has one more big dick it can stick in my already bloody ass. I say BRING IT!
I'm trying to quit smoking. I can't be sure, but the timing coincides with a massive bout of Hershey squirts. Is my body telling me, through a leaky butt hole, that it likes nicotine...
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I'm trying to quit smoking. I can't be sure, but the timing coincides with a massive bout of Hershey squirts. Is my body telling me, through a leaky butt hole, that it likes nicotine...
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ash:
hahahahahha, that entry was awesome ...
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
ash:
hahahahahha, that entry was awesome ...
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Well...I'm retarded today. I can't remember being this hung over. Oi! I'm never drinking aga....umm....for...the next two days. Yeeaaa.
I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I...
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I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I...
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lunamaya:
haiku spelled backwards is the name of the town i live in.
lunna:
6 toes hmm???
Scary about your friends hon,glad you're all ok. I laughed about the mcdonalds thing but only 'cause I am like that a lot.

Scary about your friends hon,glad you're all ok. I laughed about the mcdonalds thing but only 'cause I am like that a lot.
The mind is a funny thing. I've been listening to Modest Mouse in my car for about a week now. It took my that long to finally reach the conclusion they are a hack indie band and I really don't like them at all. How is it possible I did not realize that until today? Did I like their music before and changed my mind,...
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jayde__:
I definitely think there might be something to your observation. It's definitely worth giving thought to.
The new pic is kinda weird, but not in an entirely bad way.
The new pic is kinda weird, but not in an entirely bad way.
lemonkid:
I already know about Kallisti and the Erisian Mysteries.
And your useless fact too.
I'm just too smart for my own good, it seems.
And your useless fact too.
I'm just too smart for my own good, it seems.
I've been thinking a lot about love recently. Why has it been easier for older generations to make it last? Our grandparents and parents generation found love much earlier that mine. At my age my mother and father had already had both me and my sister...by several years. I think it boils down to the simple fact that people my age don't know what love...
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jayde__:
While I agree that friendship is extremely essential to any sucecssful longterm relationship and that there is a REALM of difference between "love" and "in love," I think that love itself varies from person to person and relationship to relationship. Certainly there are different kinds of love. And a relationship still might not work out just because you love someone. I think the reason our generation has so many problems with longterm stuff is simple. We're all lazy and impatient. We're used to instant gratifucation and anything other than that feels unacceptable. Relationships take work, but there are few people who really want that. I think the trick -- and the hard part -- is finding someone for whom you're willing to work. Once you find that person, I think everything else will seem so much easier.
Of course, it's almost 5:20 a.m. here, and I'm rambling aimlessly. Feel free to just ignore this.
Of course, it's almost 5:20 a.m. here, and I'm rambling aimlessly. Feel free to just ignore this.
kamille:
i would like to add to the above comment by saying that it also takes meeting someone who thinks you are worth working for, too. it can't be one-sided, and that's where fate/luck/serendipity comes in: helping you find that person. but, if you're right (menotyou), it shouldn't be too hard... just look around at your friends.
I just broke up with my girlfriend. Fuck. I don't want to leave her but things have been bad for the last couple weeks and if I don't end it now they will get worse and we will break up anyway. At least this way there is a chance of reconciliation. God I hope I'm doing the right thing.
I hate November. It always....ALWAYS sucks...
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I hate November. It always....ALWAYS sucks...
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lotus:
haha, I know some philosophy. No physics.
ash:
but see ... now you saved yourself a few hundred dollars on xmas gifts because u no longer have a gf. just keep it up and u will benefit from this!
but seriously tho .. enough is enough. that said, Im sure after time u will be able to become friends but there is a definite period of time in which u have to stay away from each other to let things heal themselves
but seriously tho .. enough is enough. that said, Im sure after time u will be able to become friends but there is a definite period of time in which u have to stay away from each other to let things heal themselves

I had a dream the other night that I was watching a musical on Seattle's version of Broadway... and it was the movie Seven. They were singing and dancing around while people were getting murdered. Very strange.