Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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I am so hungover I tried to "snooze" a bottle of tums this morning.
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imagoldfish:
Dude, I've been drinking so much the past few weeks (it counts as an educational experience if you're doing it in Ireland, I think - I was practically obligated) that I don't get hungover any more. Which practically means, I've killed so many brain cells that I've just gone retarded. I'd worry about it, but thinking a lot gives me a headache.
micajah:
Mmmmmm XaneX!

Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

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The Word of the Day for July 05 is:

Elucidate - \ih-LOO-suh-dayt\ verb

1 : to make lucid especially by explanation or analysis
*2 : to give a clarifying explanation

I went to court yesterday morning. It's true. Nooo...not for the prostitution ring or the cubic tons of heroine I smuggle in from Mexico. I haven't actually been caught for those felonies. Nope...I went before...
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maibey:
biggrin biggrin biggrin
lordmuppet:
i always liked that word it makes me feel clever ooo aaa

Sunday Jul 03, 2005

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All I want to do is go to the bar and get toe up hammered drunk.

God damn I wish I had some cash.
lordmuppet:
time to start your own moonshine still. Also it sounds like you are paying the penalty for not having a 'back up' bottle policy.
sakita:
Well, i cant drink any longer, the surgery made it impossible, or i can drink if i want to get sick.
and i get drunk really quickly. i had 4 sips of wine the other day and was drunk!!!!

Friday Jul 01, 2005

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Yesterday I got to work at 11:00am.
Left work at 7:00pm.
Started working again on month-end stuff at 9:00pm.
Finished month-end at 3:30am.

Today I got to work at 3:00pm.
Got yelled at for being late because I was waiting for an ass fucker to get to my apartment, pick up his fixed computer, and give me a $250 check he didn't have on him...
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rockadiva:
you fart on the word cheque? I like to poo on the word BOSS, but thats a different story... smile

Friday Jun 24, 2005

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Being poor is for chumps. It just doesn't suit me. I can't afford beer, an X-box, or any of the essentials life dictates. My life style is being cramped.

I have been working on schemes to generate a bit of income for little or no exertion on my part.

A: Sell some shit on ebay. Stupid people spend vast sums of money on tacky trinkets....
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infinitelykaty:
We were surprised to see the red eyes on the LCD screen of the digital camera the picture was taken with, which is the only reason we did further analysis on it. The eyes (and the supposed figure they belong to) are barely visible in the uneditted photo, but you can see them pretty clearly in this version with the contrast bumped up.
Then, this further cleaned up image (overlapping a day and night shot of the same location) was provided by the kind folks at The Atlantic Paranormal Society.
*phew*
micajah:
I just farted on your page! biggrin

Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

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fancier:
YES THE BUNNY HAS EYES! He is taking a fucking nap, because being THAT cute is hard work.

Get that man with the question mark suit out of my journal!
lemonkid:
Yeah it was pretty party-tastic.

Monday Jun 20, 2005

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If I ever buy a shotgun I will name it John Paul.

I received a bad ass super sharp kitchen knife for Christmas last December and was compelled to christen it 'Uncle Grandpa'. Best knife I've ever used. Thanks whoever got it for me.

While we are on the subject of labeling, I have already decided to name my next dog (whatever breed that might...
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datsun:
thanks. smile
infinitelykaty:
You wanted to know who the chick was.
The chick is me.
I like your website. I was going to do something similar. I won't be eligible for the presidency until 2020, so I've already got a built in cheesy campaign slogan about my vision for America.
How can I not run when that is the case.

Monday Jun 20, 2005

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I look around and I see that everything has changed. Did I change while everyone else stayed the same or am I the static element fighting to hold on to the past?

Maybe everything is different.
moralitydies:
it looks like you are doing well.

Lucero is one of my new favorite bands. Very honest southern country rock.

Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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tonia:
shit that was supposed to go in fanciers journal, sorry..something funny happened!
micajah:
Awwwwwwwwwww

Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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Bloody bloody hell.

Ida finally starts touring again after something like 4 or 5 years, and they cancel the Houston show. That was last March and I'm still upset about this.

The wound was reopened because a close friend of mine has recently decided to move to New York where Ida claims residence and plays regular shows.

Lucky bitch will see them live before me. mad
maibey:
Dude, don't call her a bitch! wink
micajah:
I'll call her a bitch with you.
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