Monday Aug 15, 2005

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I drove to Kansas last Thursday. That's an eleven hour road trip each way baby! My ass is still a little achy but that might very well be from running backwards through all those corn fields. Ooohhhhhch.

Highlights include:
Inheriting the full Harvard Classics collection.
Almost playing with a chainsaw.
"Exploring" the cornfield.
Getting home.

SG Burlesque in Texas! CLICK ME!
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lordmuppet:
books right?
lordmuppet:
nice volumes or cheapo ones? When modern collections of books have classics in their title in the UK they tend to be fairly cheapo (like penguin classics). Oh oh I just inherited 40 philosophy books.

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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Wow. Just. Wow.

Am I the last person alive to discover the SG Podcast with Bee and Missy?

Just....wow.
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lordmuppet:
good isn't it
_bossanova_:
Hey dude. I'm in Houston (on my way to San Antonio for the weekend). E-mail me your number, please.smile

Friday Aug 05, 2005

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Last night I purchased the domain:
http://www.stroke-my-ego.com

The new name seems appropriate considering my recent narcissistic and disturbingly sexual obsession with myself. I love me in every way one can possibly love oneself!!

Why don't you mull over that revalation for a second.

Moving on...

rockadiva:
tell me you anally masterbate, oh PLEASE tell me you anally love yourself with something bigger than a vienna sausage!!!!
lordmuppet:
questionaire for the narcissistic:

1) if you had an identical twin would you ... ahem ... you know. Apparently some very sizable portion of identical twins do and consider it a form of masturbation. And yes maybe I do need to check my statistics but it sounds interesting doesnt it.

2) If you weren't you at which age (up till now) would you have most wanted to sleep with you

In other news:

how much did the domain cost?

I won't be on sg for a few weeks while my computer gets fixed. Might try and get on on another but not sure how doable this will be as I'm broke.

Wednesday Aug 03, 2005

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I am working extra hard today. My job can be stressful sometimes. I don't think people really understand the responsibility I carry on my burly shoulders. For example, I am working on a project to create the worlds ultimate cover album. It is progressing nicely, but there is still much work to be done. I really should get back to it.
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lordmuppet:
the owner is out shopping for a new canary. He's thinking of calling it Rover or Prince biggrin
micajah:
I shall be looking into as of now!

Saturday Jul 30, 2005

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Have you ever had to move apartments in the rain? I don't mean some light drizzly summer rain...I'm talking torrential flooding rain. No? Well, let me tell you, it's not much fun.

Also, the A/C in my new place doesn't work at all. Right now my shit is cooking at an uncomfortable 115 degrees. They better get this fixed today or they will rue the...
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rockadiva:
yeah, I went gray for a bit, missed my last cc payment, so my SG got cut off....no, I haven't spoken to Betty, hope she is well, dunno where she works and her phone is shut off and she moved....like I said though, her dating Mike=Me and her not being friends anymore....Fiesta and I have a mutual hatred for eachother....I do believe she is gonna pop soon though....
imagoldfish:
But have you actually heard it? It's quite entertaining, in a drawn out ramble sort of way.

Thursday Jul 28, 2005

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micajah:
This Link fuckin rules. Doll Porn!
datsun:
was that in the All Your Base group? I seem to have seen it before....

Wednesday Jul 27, 2005

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So...I was bored and farting around MySpace. I ran across a post that links to a website which supposedly reveals the frightening number of sexual offenders that live in my immediate vicinity.

I have doubts about the reliability of this information. One of the first things that caught my attention were statistics that claim:
"Over 2,000 children are reported missing every day."
and
"The chance...
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lordmuppet:
Just reread the post and I think your probably right about the missing kids on the other hand
micajah:
I guess I'm guilty too. Thanx alot John Daniels!

Friday Jul 22, 2005

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Ugh. Money sucks.

I might need to go grey for awhile.
maibey:
I'm hungry

[Edited on Jul 26, 2005 6:05PM]
maibey:
I want me some kevlar!


Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

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I have a Gwen Stefani song boring holes in my mind over and over and over. The worst part is I don't know what a, 'holla back girl', actually means. Judging by the negative context, my totally uneducated guess would be a $15 whore with a vagina that resembles gravy...perhaps something like THIS!!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Come on!! Is this something you really want...
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maibey:
You've been elbow deep in vagina lately, huh?
micajah:
Like throwing a Hot dog down a hallway!

Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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Ok...let's say I stole a shit load of money. Like...$2,000,000 for example. Let's say I got caught, went to trial, was found guilty, and went to jail for stealing said money but the police never recovered the dough. Let's say I serve my time and am released from jail.

Can I keep the money? I have already served my time and double jeopardy protects me...
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lemonkid:
I recommend relocating to the Caymans where they ask less of those pesky 'questions.'
maibey:
sigh, why don't we just go to the burlesque instead?

my heart hurts
i think i'll go eat some soup
i demand a fucking haiku
in my damn journal

love,

katrina
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