Have you heard the totally rad Social D cover of Pretty in Pink? If you haven't, you are missing out. If you have...you're WRONG. Despite the unmistakable resemblance to Mike Ness, Social Distortion did not sing this song. It's a band called Automatic 7, and I would recommend this band to anyone with good taste.
Tonight I'm going to learn how to play Mah...
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I've been commanded to update...so here you go. Take it or leave it.
I want a Gandhi lunch box. I would fill it full of tasty roast beef sandwiches every day.
Has anyone else heard about this guy that started with a single red paperclip and traded his way to a brand new house? That's some crazy shit. I have a slightly used blow-up doll...
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I want a Gandhi lunch box. I would fill it full of tasty roast beef sandwiches every day.
Has anyone else heard about this guy that started with a single red paperclip and traded his way to a brand new house? That's some crazy shit. I have a slightly used blow-up doll...
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quasi_sean:
is that something Jesus would do?
Sooo....I signed a lease on a new apartment. Guess which one I went with....yeah, the place where I got a ticket. Ok, so the meter maid is a Nazi. Fine. Maybe I can buy her off with piss beer and cookies. Or I could tie her to the hood of her bitty meter cart and shoot it onto the freeway during rush hour. Really it...
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smellslikescifi:
sorry I missed the festivities last eve. leave it up to fate (or irony) that the time I DON'T go is the funnerest.
aijin:
post something new.
Damn. Check this horse shit out. I was out looking for a new pad and didn't notice I was in a no parking zone. I wasn't even gone for ten minutes and some crazy ninja ticket writing fool left a big nasty mess on my windshield. I've never heard of anyone in Houston getting a parking ticket. Yeah, I know plenty of people that had...
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smith:
You show them bureaucratic good-for-nothings how much effort it takes to open up a sealed envelope!
We're doing well. Tubbs puked repeatedly on the plane ride over. We went to a "Mexican" restaurant last night that served jasmine rice and soy-marinated beef as a fajita.
This place, I swear. Oh, and my old pad might have an opening soon - you'd have to ask Kyle. I coulda swore the people downstairs (the doctors) were moving out this summer.
We're doing well. Tubbs puked repeatedly on the plane ride over. We went to a "Mexican" restaurant last night that served jasmine rice and soy-marinated beef as a fajita.
This place, I swear. Oh, and my old pad might have an opening soon - you'd have to ask Kyle. I coulda swore the people downstairs (the doctors) were moving out this summer.
smellslikescifi:
batman said:
Pad? What are you Mr. Seventies guy now, or did they fine you 30 years of slang in addition to the $65? You better not have long-ass hair and be smoking dope next Wednesday.
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Personally, I'd like to hang out with Larry from Three's Company.
Well, my hair will be shorter...and I don't believe they look too approvingly at smoking reefuh at the Duck.
'Cause if they DID...
Pad? What are you Mr. Seventies guy now, or did they fine you 30 years of slang in addition to the $65? You better not have long-ass hair and be smoking dope next Wednesday.
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Personally, I'd like to hang out with Larry from Three's Company.
Well, my hair will be shorter...and I don't believe they look too approvingly at smoking reefuh at the Duck.
'Cause if they DID...
God bless Lethal Weapon marathons. It doesn't get much better than this.
I had no idea until today that Richard Donner, the genius behind the first and second Superman flicks, also directed the Lethal Weapon series, Goonies and The Omen. Damn...that's quite a resume.
I had an idea for how to control illegal immigrants from entering from Mexico. Implants. Seriously. All convicted illegals should be...
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I had no idea until today that Richard Donner, the genius behind the first and second Superman flicks, also directed the Lethal Weapon series, Goonies and The Omen. Damn...that's quite a resume.
I had an idea for how to control illegal immigrants from entering from Mexico. Implants. Seriously. All convicted illegals should be...
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lordmuppet:
implanting tags eh ... dude don't go all big brother on us 
In the UK some criminals are tagged for a while but its not an implant.
In the UK some criminals are tagged for a while but its not an implant.
smellslikescifi:
I dunno, Aijin, those COULD be real...
Wow. 1,096 Suicidegirls. I remember when there were only 350.
I usually turn off my browsers caching, but due to the recent changes on SG I have been forced to turn it back on. There are far too many images to load on every page. The more I figure out where things are and how the site runs the more I like this new layout....
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I usually turn off my browsers caching, but due to the recent changes on SG I have been forced to turn it back on. There are far too many images to load on every page. The more I figure out where things are and how the site runs the more I like this new layout....
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smellslikescifi:
I need the number to that QWERTY you have in your pocket!
martini:
i like the new layout too.
i also like your user info dealy thing..
xo
i also like your user info dealy thing..
xo
Well. This is certainly different. I'm fighting the urge to outright reject the new layout. I'll play the part of the open minded slightly cynical user. We'll see how I feel in a few days. Change isn't always bad.
Last weekend my cousin got married. It was in Dallas. In the sculpture garden at the museum of fine art. Outside. At 7:00. I was an...
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Last weekend my cousin got married. It was in Dallas. In the sculpture garden at the museum of fine art. Outside. At 7:00. I was an...
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dhd_no_pants:
Look what I found for you.
awww what kind of B.S. is THAT! Sorry the image didn't come through properly, but I am still sure you will love it.
awww what kind of B.S. is THAT! Sorry the image didn't come through properly, but I am still sure you will love it.
smith:
When I get back to Houston, I'm going to pistol whip you for using bits of that milkshake song. For fuck's sake. I felt embarrassed for myself and everyone else reading it, and there's NO ONE AROUND ME RIGHT NOW. Mainly because it's 7:20AM.
Otto F. Rohwedder invented sliced bread in 1928.
If I were to start up a band I would name it one of the following: Penetration; Prophylactic; Spork; David Lee Roth Made Out With My Mom; Felch; or Unicorns Peter.
A bunch of monkeys in a barrel doesn't seem like it would be very funny. If anything it's kinda sad.
What is your middle name?
If I were to start up a band I would name it one of the following: Penetration; Prophylactic; Spork; David Lee Roth Made Out With My Mom; Felch; or Unicorns Peter.
A bunch of monkeys in a barrel doesn't seem like it would be very funny. If anything it's kinda sad.
What is your middle name?
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batman:
Well you can't have Oily Discharge, that's my band. My middle name is a super secret.
aijin:
post a new blog
Friday Night: Drive down to Galveston for my cousins bachelor party. Drink 15 beers between 10:00pm and 5:30am.
Saturday: Wake up at 10:00am. Drink beer. Go swimming. Get sunburn. Drink beer. At 6:30 drive back into Houston. Go to bar. Drink beer. Drink 9 beers between 10:00am and 6:30pm. Drink 7 beers between 9:30am and 3:30am.
Sunday: Wake up at two. Drive to the airport...
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Saturday: Wake up at 10:00am. Drink beer. Go swimming. Get sunburn. Drink beer. At 6:30 drive back into Houston. Go to bar. Drink beer. Drink 9 beers between 10:00am and 6:30pm. Drink 7 beers between 9:30am and 3:30am.
Sunday: Wake up at two. Drive to the airport...
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smellslikescifi:
No call, yet. 
smellslikescifi:
what time is the weekly soiree this week?
Microsoft can suck my hemorrhoid infested ass hole.
On a more positive note...I've decided to set the bar for supreme awesomeness this Halloween. Are you ready for this? You're going to wish you were sitting when I tell you the costume I have chosen. Ready? Ok...the Guy Fawkes costume from V for Vendetta. This is going to be snarfing sweet. If you steal my idea...
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On a more positive note...I've decided to set the bar for supreme awesomeness this Halloween. Are you ready for this? You're going to wish you were sitting when I tell you the costume I have chosen. Ready? Ok...the Guy Fawkes costume from V for Vendetta. This is going to be snarfing sweet. If you steal my idea...
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ryah:
june 17 sounds good.
back up plan? bbq restaurant?
back up plan? bbq restaurant?
quasi_sean:
Do you have Asteroids?
No, but my dad does. Sometimes they are so bad he can't even sit on the toilet.
It should have been a mullet, damn me!!!
No, but my dad does. Sometimes they are so bad he can't even sit on the toilet.
It should have been a mullet, damn me!!!
My genius knows no bounds.
Today I received my United Visa Credit Card. Its awesomeness shall rain down from the heavens and bless us all with its mighty juju. 18,500 frequent flier miles just for signing up. One mile for every dollar I spend. $1,040 worth of bills every month. 12,480 frequent flier miles a year. I'm going to Japan in November. That'll land me...
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Today I received my United Visa Credit Card. Its awesomeness shall rain down from the heavens and bless us all with its mighty juju. 18,500 frequent flier miles just for signing up. One mile for every dollar I spend. $1,040 worth of bills every month. 12,480 frequent flier miles a year. I'm going to Japan in November. That'll land me...
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dhd_no_pants:
Make sure you mark where you hide them. Need any Mason jars to do it up redneck style? I have some left over from making jam. Ok I lied, they are left over from all the moonshine I've been swilling. I haven't been sober since I was 12.
smellslikescifi:
Yeah, I'm gonna need to put my name on summa those, too...SpilledMilk needs a visit from her man.
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[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 2:06PM]
I got this in the email today:
Dear Sir/Madam;
You status with our online-university is still non active.
If you are still willing to become enrolled in our 2 week "Life Experience" degree program then we will need to know by Friday, May 19th. This program is equivalent to our 2-4 year degree programs. We realize that you have the experience and therefore would recommend...
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Dear Sir/Madam;
You status with our online-university is still non active.
If you are still willing to become enrolled in our 2 week "Life Experience" degree program then we will need to know by Friday, May 19th. This program is equivalent to our 2-4 year degree programs. We realize that you have the experience and therefore would recommend...
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ryah:
it's a cult in disguise.
ryah:
ugh.
superpower: superspeedreading
yes its very geeky and its probably three words but it would be great as i could do all my reading for classes really quickly and then have time to get drunk