One word: OwlCon. I'm so freakin excited. Three days of D&D, Vampire LARP, Cthulhu Live, and general nerdocity all hosted 3 miles from where I live. I know what you're thinking, "But Jay, you are cool, have a rad girlfriend, smoke cigarettes, and get laid on a regular basis. What are you doing mingling with social dregs?". My... Read More
I've been wanting to go to comic cons and fantasy/sci-fi conventions since I was twelve. Of course I'd probably have to go by myself. I have "cool" friends.
I am about to do something the Government has utterly failed to accomplish. I'm converting to metric. No longer will I say it's 38 degrees....from now on it's a more global friendly 3 degrees. No longer will I say 3 yards...henceforth it will be almost 3 meters. Volume will be a bit trickier because I have no idea how many cups are in a quart,... Read More
uhm... hate to say it but he's neglecting everyone right now.
he's super busy with school and needs some time and space to sort things out.
i'm sure he'll return to the land of SG soon... of course he'll need a computer first seeing as how he has moved... *shrug*
and yeah, i know you who are by both sean AND your gal.
I am the proud owner of two new tickets to Ireland with a 12 hour layover in Frankfurt. Imagine this...a painfully long flight from Houston to Germany to be followed immediately by 12 hours of food, cathedrals, and delicious beer. Then a quick hop to Dublin, where I will spend two weeks exploring both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. Cliffs of Moher, Book... Read More
Do you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Do you watch Sealab 2021?
For the few of you that love these shows, and yet somehow are not in the know...MC Pee Pants and Hesh are both played by a very talented rapper who calls himself MC Chris. MC Chris is a bad ass. The man has flow like the mighty Mississippi. I am telling you this... Read More
Last Monday, like many Houstonians, I was harboring a quiet resentment towards New Orleans evacuees. This may be hard to understand if you aren't from here, but I'll try and explain anyway. We had all expected to help these people in need for a few months...then they would go home. But a lot of them never did. I remember the day the buses started rolling... Read More
dude... people don't give texas enough slack at all!
i'm from another country...a country that is supposedly the "nicest" around... and heard tonnes of crap on the news or from people in general about texas before visiting sean for the first time. when i came down for those three days i met some of the nicest and most hospitable people i've ever known!
*shrug* shows what people know.
most of y'all rock!
Houston weather is retarded. Seriously. Four hours ago everything was beautiful. Two hours ago it was raining balls. Once again...it's nice. What the hell.
Some producer really needs to get some writers working on: Freddie vs. Jason vs. Predator vs. Terminator vs. Alien vs. Carrot Top. The whole movie would be nothing but destruction and mayhem culminating in the annihilation of the world. That flick... Read More
I once lied so hard my pants caught on fire. Yeah...well...the lie was about crabs. And slutty hookers. And Edward James Olmos. And a baker named Martino. I'd like to see you lie that hard.
When I meet someone new I sometimes find it entertaining to throw out some random piece of craziness...then end the sentence with, "...that was back in Nam". Try it sometime.... Read More
I would love to work in the White House right now. You KNOW there were top level meetings to discuss the possibility of terrorists releasing a bunch of deadly ass snakes on a plane. I can see it so clearly:
Cheney: Ok people. What else could the terrorists use? Spiders? Bees? Snails? Condoleezza Rice: Snails? Cheney: Yeah. Aren't there poisonous Snails from South America or... Read More
The Mcdonald's Foods in Conjuction with Coca-Cola Company
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Balls it's hot outside. Weren't we supposed to have weather controls, flying cars, and moon bases by now? What the fuck?! It's certainly not environmental regulations that are holding us back. I'm gonna go on some sort of geriatric killing spree if they wait to put this shit out when I'm eighty and too old to use it.
