*Insert Witty Remark*
Pics from the pantless party...coming soon.
Pics from the pantless party...coming soon.
Pics from the pantless party...coming soon.
Have you ever taken a dump and jumped in the shower after forgetting to wipe?
.
..
...
Me either. I just didn't want to be the only person that had thought of it.
.
..
...
Me either. I just didn't want to be the only person that had thought of it.
link:
sometimes I dread being your roommate...
I'm sick.
I'm tired.
I'm depressed.
Today has not been the best day.
I'm tired.
I'm depressed.
Today has not been the best day.
link:
I'm sorry man.
This is my life:
A couple days ago I went to chili's for lunch like I do almost every day. One of the bartenders is a really cool chick I talk with quite often. I actually thought about asking her out not too long ago, but she has a boyfriend so I let it slide. She's still cool, so I enjoy talking with her. Until...
Read More
A couple days ago I went to chili's for lunch like I do almost every day. One of the bartenders is a really cool chick I talk with quite often. I actually thought about asking her out not too long ago, but she has a boyfriend so I let it slide. She's still cool, so I enjoy talking with her. Until...
Read More
ryah:
i don't like dogs. 
An original composition I just sent to the press people at www.callofcthulhu.com:
Dark doors loom before me...oozing viscous fluid flows down its sides into small pans that rest at its base. Ornate carvings adorn the ancient wooden entrance...all distorted by the continuous running. Confusing odors roll through the passageway, smelling both of daisies and rotting corpse. Both revolting, and strangely alluring. Then I heard it...the...
Read More
Dark doors loom before me...oozing viscous fluid flows down its sides into small pans that rest at its base. Ornate carvings adorn the ancient wooden entrance...all distorted by the continuous running. Confusing odors roll through the passageway, smelling both of daisies and rotting corpse. Both revolting, and strangely alluring. Then I heard it...the...
Read More
ryah:
oh mah gah,you like rasputina.you fucking rock.did you go to the show a few months ago?i have peeekturez: http://public.fotki.com/alienlambvirus/hcg_rasputina/
menotyou:
I went to the Rasputina show in H-ton last November. My pants were quivering hours after it was over.
A friend of mine made out with the drummer at an Austin show a couple months before. The lucky bitch even has a pair of earings Meloria bought her.
Nice pics by the way.
A friend of mine made out with the drummer at an Austin show a couple months before. The lucky bitch even has a pair of earings Meloria bought her.
Nice pics by the way.
The Word Of the Week: Copious
I just had an interesting conversation with one of my coworkers. I mentioned that the way science is progressing, it will eventually be possible to scan and download our brains into a computer system. Her reaction was, "That would suck. Then you would be opening yourself up to viruses." My response was, "Well...yea, but we are constantly exposed to...
Read More
I just had an interesting conversation with one of my coworkers. I mentioned that the way science is progressing, it will eventually be possible to scan and download our brains into a computer system. Her reaction was, "That would suck. Then you would be opening yourself up to viruses." My response was, "Well...yea, but we are constantly exposed to...
Read More
Well...this is my first SG journal post. Let's all hope it doesn't blow.
Ok, first and foremost, I want to say that there is very little in this world that is more erotic than a chick wailing on a drum set. Seriously...I've never been to a show that had an ugly drummer chick. There's something about it that makes my pants go crazy.
I've already...
Read More
Ok, first and foremost, I want to say that there is very little in this world that is more erotic than a chick wailing on a drum set. Seriously...I've never been to a show that had an ugly drummer chick. There's something about it that makes my pants go crazy.
I've already...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
link:
Really? Chocolate? I thought it looked a lot more like mayonnaise.
menotyou:
Link...you spend way too much time looking at my crotch.
incubus636:
When you said you had pi on your back I thought you had a piece of pie. Now I get it.
This week I've suffered a quadrupple whammie. A: Bronchitis. B: A Staff Infection. C: An Upper Respitory Infection. D: Convulsive hacking of Tar due to lack of smoking. It's been almost a week since I've partaken of the sweet sweet nicotine necter...I'm thinking about kicking the habit all together.
The silver lining...if I quit smoking I can fix the Alliteration issue on the "Vices" question.