Well...I'm going to see The Pirates of Penzance next Thursday. What is it about guys having to say, "Arrrr" when talking about Pirates?? We can't help ourselves...it must be something genetic.
I've had this weird paranoid foreboding feeling since last night. It feels like that anticipation you get when you watch a scary movie and KNOW someone is about to jump out. A voice in...
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I've had this weird paranoid foreboding feeling since last night. It feels like that anticipation you get when you watch a scary movie and KNOW someone is about to jump out. A voice in...
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menotyou:
In the United States, defacement of money is defined as altering a bill "with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued." (US Code Title 18, Part 1, Chapter 17, Section 333) This means that it's only defacement if you make the bill unusable.
oubliette1:
sweet so you can use the bill for a different purpose, and it's still legal??? WOOHOO!
What is it guys find so attractive about strip clubs? Personally I dig it...but you have to be able to put yourself in a frame of mind to ignore the horrible human suffering that surrounds you and immerse yourself in the hedonism. The strippers suffer. Half the guys there are lonely as hell. It's actually really depressing. And even if you can get past that,...
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grrlhavoc:
yes we do..i was one of..if not the first Houston member and in that time I have seen more and more of us come here...lately tho there has been a boom of Houstonites so it is catching on
tiffany1:
Hell yeah!
I'm a little upset right now.
Last night I had a revelation. I was lying in bed trying to sleep when it hit me. It was one of those few wonderful moments of pure clarity you only get a handful of times in your life. I made a note to myself to talk about it today on SG....
...problem is I don't remember what I...
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Last night I had a revelation. I was lying in bed trying to sleep when it hit me. It was one of those few wonderful moments of pure clarity you only get a handful of times in your life. I made a note to myself to talk about it today on SG....
...problem is I don't remember what I...
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link:
Memory exists outside us. It will return to you in time if it was meant to. Never hesistate to capture a thought, because some thoughts are fleeting. Some last a lifetime.
menotyou:
I wonder if my revelation was about revelations? That would be wonkey.
For the first time in my life I received a spam I actually wanted and opened. Johnny Walker is having some sort of get together in Houston this week for their black label whiskey. The spam was basically an invite to the event...I have no idea how I was put on their list but it looks somewhat selective so I registered. Sounds like they'll have...
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inkvisitor:
where is this liquor promo? i didn't get any crappy spam 
kayla_:
fire engine red would be great. but i have medium brown hair so when the roots came in it'd look stupid.
plus i'd have to bleach my hair
plus i'd have to bleach my hair
This Just In!!
Giant Stalinist Crabs are invading Norway. Elvis Jenssen, 41, said: "The bloody things hoover up everything off the bottom of the sea and all the fish are disappearing. They came over from Russia and now they're taking over." "A snap of its claw is enough to remove a man's finger."
My guess is that Norway will fall...they don't have enough of a...
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Giant Stalinist Crabs are invading Norway. Elvis Jenssen, 41, said: "The bloody things hoover up everything off the bottom of the sea and all the fish are disappearing. They came over from Russia and now they're taking over." "A snap of its claw is enough to remove a man's finger."
My guess is that Norway will fall...they don't have enough of a...
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fenway:
hi..thanks for dropping by my journal...
have a good weekend..nice story by the way
amethyst
have a good weekend..nice story by the way
amethyst
irina:
Squished your nose, hmmmm.... FUCKER! 
I knew I recognized you!!! You're the one who fucking robbed me the other day! I'll fucking kill you! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! Aaaaah!!!!!!!!
Wait, what'd you say? It wasn't you? You live in Texas? Whoops! Hehe, ummm...
I knew I recognized you!!! You're the one who fucking robbed me the other day! I'll fucking kill you! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! Aaaaah!!!!!!!!
Wait, what'd you say? It wasn't you? You live in Texas? Whoops! Hehe, ummm...
menotyou:
NINJA FUEGO!
menotyou:
Pantless Party Pics
menotyou:
Drunk in Tub
DAMN! I just came up with this really funny bit chalk full of double entendre only to find that SNL has already done it. Fucking Jimmy Fallon and his Paris Hilton skit...
On another note: I can't stand people that complain about how much other people complain.
...Irony can be pretty funny too.
Ps- I added a bunch of pictures.
On another note: I can't stand people that complain about how much other people complain.
...Irony can be pretty funny too.
Ps- I added a bunch of pictures.
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irina:
You left a comment in my journal a few days ago. So here I am. And I think I love you. You have a great sense of humor. Your spelling, however, could use a little work...
menotyou:
That's what SG needs....a spell checker.
Man...keeping two blogs is fucking murder. It's hard enough to come up with interesting stuff on one site...add SG and it's all over my head.
On a very dissapointing note, I have not set myself on fire yet. I still fully expect to in the very near future...the problem is finding people to help. I have all the safty stuff worked out...I need to...
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On a very dissapointing note, I have not set myself on fire yet. I still fully expect to in the very near future...the problem is finding people to help. I have all the safty stuff worked out...I need to...
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menotyou:
DAMN! I just came up with this really funny bit chalk full of double entendre only to find that SNL has already done it. Fucking Jimmy Fallon and his Paris Hilton skit...
On another note: I can't stand people that complain about how much other people complain.
...Irony can be pretty fun too.
On another note: I can't stand people that complain about how much other people complain.
...Irony can be pretty fun too.
menotyou:
Ugh...I hate it when I accidentally post a comment instead of a full post. Damn lazy eyes, and brain and fingers.
I am...NINJA FUEGO!!!
Tonight I set myself on fire. For art's sake there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The only thing I'm uncertain about is if I should partake of dangerous levels of alcohol after it's over. Tonight feels like a party...but I'm still sick. Prudence or Party...which will prevail?!
Tonight I set myself on fire. For art's sake there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The only thing I'm uncertain about is if I should partake of dangerous levels of alcohol after it's over. Tonight feels like a party...but I'm still sick. Prudence or Party...which will prevail?!
link:
ahhh... art delayed... you will have your gratification... last night was a party... but yeah, you need to drink, and tomorrow it shall be so.
lunna:
How did the whole setting yourself on fire go? 
I'm not dead, though I thought I was for awhile. God bless delerium.
This week I've suffered a quadrupple whammie. A: Bronchitis. B: A Staff Infection. C: An Upper Respitory Infection. D: Convulsive hacking of Tar due to lack of smoking. It's been almost a week since I've partaken of the sweet sweet nicotine necter...I'm thinking about kicking the habit all together.
The silver lining...if...
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This week I've suffered a quadrupple whammie. A: Bronchitis. B: A Staff Infection. C: An Upper Respitory Infection. D: Convulsive hacking of Tar due to lack of smoking. It's been almost a week since I've partaken of the sweet sweet nicotine necter...I'm thinking about kicking the habit all together.
The silver lining...if...
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lunna:
Wow,that's to bad..get better soon sweetheart!
P.S- yeah you're right about the through the looking glass part but eh to lazy to change it..hehe
P.S- yeah you're right about the through the looking glass part but eh to lazy to change it..hehe
lunna:
Just read your other comments..I like blow jobs.. 