Mr. Uppercut, i have to tell you there has been a big mix up on the shipping of your xbox. I had my husband ship it out o you because of my work schedule. when i wrote you information down he mixed up some of the number in the zip code. Now i didn't realize it until i got your email asking when... Read More
Yesterday morning I saw the Dalai Lama speak. It was pretty damn rad. He talked about compassion and monkeys and boobies. His English was pretty bad so he was kind of hard to understand, but what I caught was some pretty rad stuff.
I had one more dream about pirates before they finally stopped. I figured out why I had Pirates on my brain. I've... Read More
I keep having dreams about Pirates. It's especially weird because it's not a reoccurring dream. Just regular pirate dreams. I wake up and every morning I think the same thing, "Damn...another Pirate dream", followed immediately by, "Why can't I dream about ninjas instead?"
I am not a member of the "Friends of Narnia" group.
I always love when SG does a major layout change. Ninety percent of the users turn into blabbering babies and start whining about how much they hate change and how slow the site is now. True...the site is a little laggy, but watching all the bastards switch into whiny infant mode is well worth... Read More
hey, wanna come over and help me put together a closet organizer thingy? it's too heavy for me to do alone. i'll get some beer and whip up some lunch and make a party out of it. whaddya say?
Movies I must see:
1. Ninja Turtles!
2. Transformers!
3. Grindhouse!
4. Spiderman 3
5. Simpsons Move
Strange...everything except Grindhouse has a strong tie to my childhood. Interesting.
I got all excited because I saw there was a flick coming out called "Perfect Stranger", but it turns out this isn't the much anticipated film about Balki and his harrowing journey from Mypos... Read More
This is an actual conversation I had with Batman regarding a recent comment he left in the SGHouston group that is worth reproducing for the public.
Batman said:
I would only spend my free time developing software if it was for a giant robot...one that kills things...with a laser sword.
Also it has to have a huge floppy dong that it can knock over buildings... Read More
I am really not one of those people who posts YouTube videos. This reporter is right. We should set all the emo kids on fire to evaporate their melancholy tears.
Honubandit said: You're out. Let Jared know he's up to bat....wait, you probably go that damn album from him, didn't you? I'm fucked. And not in the good way.
Fourteen years ago today Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center. I find it interesting that no one remembers February 26th. Other memory worthy days are September 8th {Thomas Granger Day) and November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day).
I love Deuteronomy. It puts a whole new spin on the term 'bible beaters'.
This certainly does not bode well for Christmas and Easter. Deuteronomy 12 30 - and after they have been destroyed before you, be careful not to be ensnared by inquiring about their gods, saying, "How do these nations serve their gods? We will do the same." 31 - You must not... Read More
Boo-urns