*fucking sigh*
Why is it the first chick in over 6 months I end up crushing over is one of the handful of chicks I can't possibly have.
Damn the luck.
If friends is all I can have, then friends it shall be.
Question: Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
Answer: No. My sister tried once, and it made me realize how utterly selfish...
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Why is it the first chick in over 6 months I end up crushing over is one of the handful of chicks I can't possibly have.
Damn the luck.
If friends is all I can have, then friends it shall be.
Question: Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
Answer: No. My sister tried once, and it made me realize how utterly selfish...
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Good God I'm tired. Saturdays party was uber rad, and everyone seemed to have an exceptional time. My favorite thing about it was the total and utter lack of Drama. I started drinking around 5:00pm and finished my last drink around 7:00am the next morning.
For all you nasty pervys out there I found this story about a man being raped by a baboon. You...
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oubliette1:
well, you just did it once this week. tell me the tally.
oubliette1:
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?HTNAME=about/nmm/index.html
this is the site of all sites...or not
this is the site of all sites...or not
Yesterday was fucking awesome. The mayday party went better than I thought possible. Me and my ex talked and worked everything out.
I feel great. Except for the crippling exhaustion and hangover.
I feel great. Except for the crippling exhaustion and hangover.
link:
you too?
My Worst Date Ever: I went on a date with a really cool, really cute, really christian girl. At the time, I was in college and cofounder of the Student Pagan Association, something she was unaware of. I'm cool with her being christian, and I assumed she would be open minded about my pagan beliefs. I had decided before picking her up to totally avoid...
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link:
Yeah. At least you didn't sacrifice her to your Pagan Heathen Gods (tm). She should be grateful. You could've at least invited her back to your place for an orgy involving animals. Maybe as a second WORST DATE EVAR!!!
smith:
It's "porch," not poarch. dictionary.com is your friend.
p.s. Thank Coufal and his boys for the kegs. I just procured them.
p.s. Thank Coufal and his boys for the kegs. I just procured them.
Man...today has been a very strange day. I found out that one of my oldest (time not age) friends has a mad crush on me. Then I found out one of my best friends wife used to have a crush on me. Then I found out that a chick I used to have a mad crush on YEARS ago had a mad crush on me...
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oubliette1:
hmm....Jay is a mack daddy...GO JAY!!!!!
_bossanova_:
The worst date I ever had...hmmm...I've been so lucky. I haven't had any bad ones yet, because I'm pretty picky and also because I was in a relationship for seven years. So far I've only been out with good people and had lots of fun, whether we continued dating or just became friends.
Sorry I don't have some terrible story.
Sorry I don't have some terrible story.
I feel myself approaching the outer rim of the downward spiral. My feet are floating and my head is spinning. Misery emanating from my friends pervades my brain and soaks into my skull. Doubt, my companion these last few weeks, has offered a constant reminder of my place and status.
What is it about gloom that makes such great poetry? Not that what I wrote...
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link:
What's wrong? How can booze be wrong? Well, warm tequila is wrong. But Tequila in general is wrong. download some frou frou now, to geek out over garden state trailer music.
link:
Fine. I need a cold hard edumacation in alcohol appreciation. I hear I make a fine student.
Hello. My name is Smith. You may know me as Lasteve. I have seized control of MeNotYou's brain functions and would like to convey to all of you the following:
1.) I am supremely hot and do-able,
2.) Refer to number 1.
And if any of you catch the following reference, I will send you $1.00 cash:
"No applause; just throw obsidians."
kt is...
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1.) I am supremely hot and do-able,
2.) Refer to number 1.
And if any of you catch the following reference, I will send you $1.00 cash:
"No applause; just throw obsidians."
kt is...
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kamille:
hey, dude!!! i didn't check the site last night, so i didn't get your msg. i would have liked to have come out!! damn. i was wondering if i could get anybody to go out with me last night. suck. i guess it'll have to be another time 
smith:
Yeah, you missed a good amount of inebriated goodness.
I update way too much.
I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep...
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I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep...
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kamille:
actually, come to think of it.. it was a lot like that scene, except i didn't ask him if he was ready to die
i knew that i might die too, though, which is the similarity. i had no problem with that. i still have no problem with it. the only difference is that i am no longer fueled by hate and anger, and probably woudn't do something like that again (i never say never).
i knew that i might die too, though, which is the similarity. i had no problem with that. i still have no problem with it. the only difference is that i am no longer fueled by hate and anger, and probably woudn't do something like that again (i never say never).
flux:
I'm glad to hear that you liked the story. It's great to have other Discordians around, too. Fuckin' rad.
Well...I ran the program I was talking about in my last post. I was really worried because 3 times in the last two months I have been the cause of massive data corruption. The program didn't fuck anything up thankfully, but it is not even close to being right. It turns out what I thought was divine inspiration, was nothing more than common insanity. It...
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kamille:
i have a pretty highly sofisticatd system of disdain when it comes to people and their cars.
black jeep wrangler says to me:
- mid to late twenties
- WHITE
- middleclass
- wants to create the impression that, not only are they capable of rough-and-tumble off road experiences, they are well suited to clubs such as Prague and The Grasshopper (you know those kinds of places: trying to be Euro in a bourgeois American way)
- they probably got help from their parents paying for it (ie. grad gift)
- they majored in management/business/finance/pre-law and will soon "upgrade" to a BMW
i miss my first car. it was an oldish Subaru Legacy. it had its quirks, but i loved it. my second car was an 84 Jetta, which i deliberately totalled while going 70 mph down Route 66. now i drive a 96 Geo. her name's Wendy and she's a dirty girl
black jeep wrangler says to me:
- mid to late twenties
- WHITE
- middleclass
- wants to create the impression that, not only are they capable of rough-and-tumble off road experiences, they are well suited to clubs such as Prague and The Grasshopper (you know those kinds of places: trying to be Euro in a bourgeois American way)
- they probably got help from their parents paying for it (ie. grad gift)
- they majored in management/business/finance/pre-law and will soon "upgrade" to a BMW
i miss my first car. it was an oldish Subaru Legacy. it had its quirks, but i loved it. my second car was an 84 Jetta, which i deliberately totalled while going 70 mph down Route 66. now i drive a 96 Geo. her name's Wendy and she's a dirty girl
_bossanova_:
Dude, as long as you're not in a fucking Miata, any kind of Porsche, Hummer, new Corvette or Mustang, you're fine!
If you come back to Atlanta, we will go to the Clermont. It is the beloved center of sleaze in Atlanta. The Atlanta SG people are really nice, too.
If you come back to Atlanta, we will go to the Clermont. It is the beloved center of sleaze in Atlanta. The Atlanta SG people are really nice, too.
I'm going to a bar called Catbirds tonight. It's off of Westheimer and Yupon in the Montrose area for any that can/want to make it. 9:00pm.
Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a web comic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of its plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway,...
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Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a web comic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of its plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway,...
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sicpowered:
you must be absorbing instructions from the Feds, Remember when in doubt add more code that anyone else can decipher, decrypt or debug (job security) and always listen to the voices in your head, they might even be yours....
_bossanova_:
It was great to meet you last night! I do like Catbirds very much now. You were right.
Catbirds tonight at Westheimer and Yupon in the Montrose area for any that can/want to make it. 9:00pm.
Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a webcomic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of it's plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway, I started writing this thing with a purpose,...
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Hah! I just wrote a program for work, and I'm not exactly sure what it does. It's funny because there's a webcomic I read pretty regularly that had this as one of it's plotlines. Kernel Panic.
So anyway, I started writing this thing with a purpose,...
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HAPPY 4:20 4/20!!! I just found out that Houston is 420 minutes from Greenwich time.
I keep forgetting my parents birthday. I don't know what's wrong with me. I always get them backward! I know virtually everything there is to know about star wars, but I can't remember my parents birthday.
I'm going straight to special hell.
I keep forgetting my parents birthday. I don't know what's wrong with me. I always get them backward! I know virtually everything there is to know about star wars, but I can't remember my parents birthday.
I'm going straight to special hell.
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_bossanova_:
Sounds good
link:
special hell is full of very special people in very special safety helmets and they ride very special short buses. You sir, are going straight there 'cause you're so very special.
are they willing to hire me in mid-august, though?? that's what i would need.