Well...I'm not dead.
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smith:
I would tell raunchy jokes, of course.
boxofficepoison:
I am. Boo.
In 10 and a half hours I will be jumping out of a perfectly fine airplane.
If I die, I want all of my shit to go to my sister.
If I die, I want all of my shit to go to my sister.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...
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lipservicejen:
i just wish i had someone to FUCK.
link:
Doh!
[Insert Witty Remark]
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lipservicejen:
witty remark inserted.
smith:
What can I say? Building up an arsenal to resist government forces with ain't cheap.
8:50 Hour One: Already I feel this anxoisness in my belly. An anticipation...like butterflies without the fear. Shadows are entrancing.
Link is already in his swim trunks preparing for a late night swim. Soon Link...soon.
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9:55 Hour Two: Music has and reality have become intertwined. I'm not really sure what has more contol at this point...me or the tunes.
I've been pondering the female...
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Link is already in his swim trunks preparing for a late night swim. Soon Link...soon.
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9:55 Hour Two: Music has and reality have become intertwined. I'm not really sure what has more contol at this point...me or the tunes.
I've been pondering the female...
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cupofkarma:
how was your monday?? 
cupofkarma:
i sat around at home and finished my semester end homework; then got a little tipsy with a good friend. 
Well...I've actually done it. I bought the study material for the GRE. I'm a smart guy, and I generally test well...but I would rather stick a thick glass rod in my pee hole if that would get me into grad school instead.
On another note: I'm taking suggestions for cool ass domain names. I'm probably going to start up a new site soon. Right now...
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On another note: I'm taking suggestions for cool ass domain names. I'm probably going to start up a new site soon. Right now...
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oubliette1:
fucks both meat AND veggies? veggies being parapalegic? (i think I just butchered the spelling on that)....
porcelainheart:
i plan on sneaking myself into e3 next year. no matter what. it's 2005, and that means all the new consoles will be displayed.
Damn.
I put my underwear on inside out this morning. This sleep deprivation is fucking up my whole world.
I put my underwear on inside out this morning. This sleep deprivation is fucking up my whole world.
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ryah:
i thought those dead baby jokes would earn me some cool points. 
oubliette1:
i also live 45 minutes away from SF (the shipping headquarters by Fat Wreck)...that could have something to do with it...
So there I was, last night at Lasteve's apartment. His roomate had just bought a brand new big ass deep frier. All things told, I ate a fried twinkie, three cheese injected hot dogs wrapped in bacon soaked in batter and deep fried, a fried baby ruth, fried sushi, fried burritos, fried tatter tots, fried pickles, fried kit kat, fried asparagus, french fries, fried...
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james:
thanks!
6underground:
fried sushi... 
yeah my name is a title of a Sneaker Pimps song.
yeah my name is a title of a Sneaker Pimps song.
So, there's this lady giving birth. She's screaming and the doctor is calmly telling her to "Push...Push..."
Eventually the baby pops out and the doctor gently holds the baby up and thumps it's ass to get it crying so it will spit the fluid out of it's lungs.
Silence....
So the Doctor holds the child upside down and thumps it a little harder on the...
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Eventually the baby pops out and the doctor gently holds the baby up and thumps it's ass to get it crying so it will spit the fluid out of it's lungs.
Silence....
So the Doctor holds the child upside down and thumps it a little harder on the...
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james:
oh yeah, i figured you werent wanting to be mean or anything, and i do appriciate the opposite side. i think i was just fed up with trying to remind folks that it was just a metaphor for larger things (like religion and physco celebrity things)
its all good.
love James
its all good.
love James
fancier:
Hahaha so going to hell.
And yes, of course you can. Use, yanno, the thing.
And yes, of course you can. Use, yanno, the thing.
So there I was, 14 years old and homeless. I turned a corner and there was a hooker giving a blow job to some suit. So I walked up to the guy and shaking my lighter I asked, "Hey...you got a smoke?". Shaking his head in a way that suggested I piss off, the hooker stopped sucking the suits cack and said, "Sure honey...do you...
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oubliette1:
mallrats rocks...that is all that must be said...
james:
you fucking said it dude. right on.
hows that for intellegent?
hows that for intellegent?
Someone, please god, give me a cigarette.
My cranial membrane split spilling my thoughts all over the particle board working area.
My cranial membrane split spilling my thoughts all over the particle board working area.
smith:
What? The hell I do! I suck at guitar! Obviously you need to witness more stellar acts of virtuosity in order to truly comprehend how bad I am at it,.
oubliette1:
it was hilarious! and unfortunately i do not think my mum has a membership to SG...
and here's a cigarette
and here's a cigarette
Is everyone elses SG fucked up?
*Happy Dance* I'm getting a black berry! *YAY*
I fucking HATE Linux routing tables. I've been tinkering with this shit for hours now. Fucking Fuck fuckery!
I've been wondering for the last couple of days what goes on in the Girls only group?! Do the chickies talk about nitting and cooking? I think it's more likely they talk about...
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*Happy Dance* I'm getting a black berry! *YAY*
I fucking HATE Linux routing tables. I've been tinkering with this shit for hours now. Fucking Fuck fuckery!
I've been wondering for the last couple of days what goes on in the Girls only group?! Do the chickies talk about nitting and cooking? I think it's more likely they talk about...
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_bossanova_:
We talk about all kinds of dirty things you boys will never know about.
I wonder what goes on in the Boys' Group, but then, you really don't have to, you know?
I wonder what goes on in the Boys' Group, but then, you really don't have to, you know?