Oh. My. God. We had a wicked ass party at our apartment complex last Friday. The keg was floated by 1:00am, the cops were almost called, and in the end 30ish people stripped down and went swimming. Wow....I got soooo drunk. It took me all weekend to heal from that.
Worthy note #2. I got my big ass 30" flat panel plasma TV on Friday...
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Worthy note #2. I got my big ass 30" flat panel plasma TV on Friday...
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I'm in the stress Beta test for World of Warcraft. Coooool.
My dream last night:
I was pouring vinegar on uncooked rice and thinking it was a fucking fantastic idea.
I got in a fight with Tom Selleck.
I got hit by a car and didn't get hurt at all. So I would run out in front of cars because getting thrown was fun.
My dream last night:
I was pouring vinegar on uncooked rice and thinking it was a fucking fantastic idea.
I got in a fight with Tom Selleck.
I got hit by a car and didn't get hurt at all. So I would run out in front of cars because getting thrown was fun.
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scopitone6248:
I did have a series of fantastic days which somehow snowballed into yet another series of fantastic days. I think I'm starting to believe in this karma crap.
-WoW huh? I was voted in as the new owner of this group.
Which is odd because I only play it a couple times a week at most....
I hope you get one of the beta slots they're giving out!
-WoW huh? I was voted in as the new owner of this group.
Which is odd because I only play it a couple times a week at most....
I hope you get one of the beta slots they're giving out!
Well...I got back from Vegas today. I lost my ass. It got so bad one of the dealers started calling me Loser McLoser.
I got carded at the gas station for smokes. It was such a bizarre experience. This was how it played out:
Lady: *Eyeing me suspiciously*..."How old are you?"
Me: *Confused and returning a funny look*..."Umm...Twenty SEVEN"
Lady: *Eyeing me more suspiciously*..."Hmmm..."
Me:...
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I got carded at the gas station for smokes. It was such a bizarre experience. This was how it played out:
Lady: *Eyeing me suspiciously*..."How old are you?"
Me: *Confused and returning a funny look*..."Umm...Twenty SEVEN"
Lady: *Eyeing me more suspiciously*..."Hmmm..."
Me:...
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fancier:
it would be so awesome if i ever REALLY did make you crap your pants. but alas, i know that is a lie! BUT I LOVE IT.
Sun Tzu Said:
Taking a state whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking an army whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a battalion whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a company whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a squad whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Therefore, one...
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Taking a state whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking an army whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a battalion whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a company whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Taking a squad whole is superior.
Destroying it is inferior to this.
Therefore, one...
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fancier:
Hey. HEY!
I had a dream about you. You were telling me about the dents in your car. It was very much random.
Are you ever coming up north? northwest rather.
I had a dream about you. You were telling me about the dents in your car. It was very much random.
Are you ever coming up north? northwest rather.
fancier:
Ahhh. They just don't compare to the Licer, though.
In the last three days, I've had three dreams about meeting three different suicide girls. Synnove, Flux, and some other girl I just knew to be a SG. They were wicked awesome dreams, and believe it or not, erotic free.
In one of them I was hitchhiking with the Flux0r and quantum physics was the topic of discussion. Synnove was helping me fix...
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In one of them I was hitchhiking with the Flux0r and quantum physics was the topic of discussion. Synnove was helping me fix...
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rorschach:
Have a great time bro!
Man. Today has been absurd. I could totally set a few people in my department on fire and not feel a sliver of remorse.
Vegas: 4 days
Last night I had an insatiable need for pie. So I grabbed a book and hit House of Pies. Two pieces of pie, 8 cups of coffee, and three hours later I get home. It was 1:30 and...
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Vegas: 4 days
Last night I had an insatiable need for pie. So I grabbed a book and hit House of Pies. Two pieces of pie, 8 cups of coffee, and three hours later I get home. It was 1:30 and...
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synapse:
mmmm pie. pie is for winners. and lovers. and you are just divine! 
I have been single for long stretches of time in the past, and it's pretty neat. but, where I was, there wasn't a pie establishment, just coffee houses. 
I have been single for long stretches of time in the past, and it's pretty neat. but, where I was, there wasn't a pie establishment, just coffee houses. 
geeva:
high standards are good.
Wise man say, he who stick it in anything, end up with itchy red rash.
Not generally considered attractive, the red rash.
Wise man say, he who stick it in anything, end up with itchy red rash.
Not generally considered attractive, the red rash.
I need money for school. I wonder if I could pull off being a stripper or something. I'm sporting a gigantic moose dong, but I should probably beef up a bit first. Has anyone seen a skinny male stripper? Is that even hot? My guess is no. The gym it is!
I want some shark repellant like Batman has.
I'm thinking about doing Duffman for...
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I want some shark repellant like Batman has.
I'm thinking about doing Duffman for...
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geeva:
how'd you know my profile pic was in color, if you are colorblind, eh?
AHA! I caught you!
I think gigantic moose dong is good for male escort... but you gotta have some kinda muscular body to be a stripper.
Don't know if you do or not.
I mean.. based on what my FRIENDS tell me... I never been to a male dancer club. Uh er... like... yah.
AHA! I caught you!
I think gigantic moose dong is good for male escort... but you gotta have some kinda muscular body to be a stripper.
Don't know if you do or not.
I mean.. based on what my FRIENDS tell me... I never been to a male dancer club. Uh er... like... yah.
stupidslut:
i dont have money for skool either
anyone can be stripper. and if you're really looking to do sexy things for coins, i noticed that you look pretty hott in a dress. plenty of 'gentlemen' would pay a pretty penny to see that i'm sure.
so how did the thing that was supposed to happen this weekend w/ people go?
anyone can be stripper. and if you're really looking to do sexy things for coins, i noticed that you look pretty hott in a dress. plenty of 'gentlemen' would pay a pretty penny to see that i'm sure.
so how did the thing that was supposed to happen this weekend w/ people go?
Holy Moley. This article is freaking cool. Imagine a world without numbers...fascinating.
WHOOOO!! I'm going to be on a plane to Vegas exactly 10 days from now. Ok, so I have a plan this time. Well...I had a plan last time too, but I think this one will work. First off, find a waitress that looks like she's been there awhile. I.e.: Jaded. Second, tell her that if she hooks me up with a couple of $1...
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rorschach:
Hey, there is a new Friends Of Narnia group 
synapse:
yes yes, turn away when those sequinsed curves start their onslaught during your winning streak! they are sent by the dark forces (of poverty) to distract you from your mathematical mindset! and also, you may want to actually bring a vial of the cats' blood WITH you to the casino, just in case...
I think lightening shorted out the horn in my Jeep. Suck. My car is due for inspection in a couple weeks...damn the luck.
I just got a new crap ass web cam and I love it with the tenderness of a father with a retarded child. First off, this isn't the camera I ordered. It looks nothing at all like the one I paid for...
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I just got a new crap ass web cam and I love it with the tenderness of a father with a retarded child. First off, this isn't the camera I ordered. It looks nothing at all like the one I paid for...
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velocity:
I live in Minnesota. I'd be guessing to ship it to Texas would cost at least $500, but I have no idea.
Hmph.
Life has been better.
Life has been worse.
But life has been better.
Life has been better.
Life has been worse.
But life has been better.
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synapse:
Which state did you make him move to? Man, I kept meaning to get his number, but he was always out the door first thing in the morning! Damn, I miss those magic hands. 
rorschach:
...and it will get better again! 
I showed up to work today on time and wearing a tie. I've never in my life worn a tie to work before, so everyone is asking if I had an interview this morning. It's great! I think my boss is a little freaked out, so I'm going to ask her for a raise this afternoon.
Todays post is a work in progress I will...
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cydcharisse:
sorry...I have my eye on a '05 Mustang
stacie:
i will never give blood. ever. it scares me.
naked swimming...I miss it.
strange math dreams, may they add up to something you can factor out in real life application.