I am happy.
I am also terminally bored. Seriously...very very bored. If any h-towners wanna hang...send me a line.
I am also terminally bored. Seriously...very very bored. If any h-towners wanna hang...send me a line.
Me llamo es Pablo Escabar.
Mi guapo gusta carne.
Mi perro rojo baile in el queso con la sandia.
Mi espaniol es muy bien.
Mi guapo gusta carne.
Mi perro rojo baile in el queso con la sandia.
Mi espaniol es muy bien.
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jayde__:
No! I don't wanna scratch! 
cupofkarma:
la sandia= watermelon??
Wow. I think this is the longest I've ever gone without updating since I joined. There's been quite a bit of drama lately and I don't like stupid drama updates.
What's up.
Link is moving out which sucks.
I found a new roommate.
I have a new girlfriend that is awesome.
I'm looking for a new jobby job.
I scratched my favorite CD.
I bought...
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What's up.
Link is moving out which sucks.
I found a new roommate.
I have a new girlfriend that is awesome.
I'm looking for a new jobby job.
I scratched my favorite CD.
I bought...
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velocity:
I am a psychic, sugar. Or maybe just omniscient. Nobody can tell me anything I don't already know.
oubliette1:
yes i have seen a psychic. she told me that my boyfriend just broke up with me, he made a terrible mistake, he wanted me back, but he was still very confused and ambiguous about the whole thing......
this was 2 weeks after tony and i broke up....I was a little creeped out. the only thing i said to her was "hello, and how are you today?"
this was 2 weeks after tony and i broke up....I was a little creeped out. the only thing i said to her was "hello, and how are you today?"
I hate looking for new employment. I hate it with a burning passion. I'm a whore. A corporate whore. I am putting on my whore facade and selling my self to companies. And it's not like I'm just selling my body for an hour in a dirty hotel room...I'm selling my mind, skills, and body for eight hours a day in a windowless nihilistic office....
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cydcharisse:
missed ya 
jayde__:
I, too, hate job hunting. And I think this "dating" profile thing is just pretty damn funny. I'm not taking it seriously at all. 
I'm working on my resume now and am having one hell of a hard time coming up with a decent objective.
What have you used in the past?
Wow...the staff have been busy. Interesting.
What have you used in the past?
Wow...the staff have been busy. Interesting.
velocity:
I used to write resumes for beer money in college, and I told them all the same thing: Fuck the objective. It's stupid, it doesn't make or break a good resume, and employers know it's a load of bullshit anyway.
I am the vanguard in the army of pain!
Fear my wretched wretchedness!
Fear my wretched wretchedness!
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geeva:
I got off my ass. But not before it went flat from sitting on it for so long. Now I am assless. People stare.
Vanguard?
Wow. I don't know what that means. I am mildy retarded did you know? I'm assuming it means a position of power.
Well, not that I was invited to, but I shall claim myself as Captian Fuckstain. Fear my fucky stainyness.
Vanguard?
Wow. I don't know what that means. I am mildy retarded did you know? I'm assuming it means a position of power.
Well, not that I was invited to, but I shall claim myself as Captian Fuckstain. Fear my fucky stainyness.
synapse:
Allow me to be your pupil, oh great one. I have a punctured eyeball thus far (considered a take home assignment?), and am eagerly awaiting further instruction.
I am the vanguard in the army of pain!
Fear my wrenched wretchedness!
Fear my wrenched wretchedness!
Ugh...rough seas ahead.
I got rear ended yesterday. Some chick smashed into the back of my jeep. Luckly for me I HAD a jeep cause despite the fact her car got fucked up, my car only had 3 small scratches. She hit me and my dammage was virtually nill so I just told her to deal with her car herself. No cops. No need for...
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I got rear ended yesterday. Some chick smashed into the back of my jeep. Luckly for me I HAD a jeep cause despite the fact her car got fucked up, my car only had 3 small scratches. She hit me and my dammage was virtually nill so I just told her to deal with her car herself. No cops. No need for...
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lemonkid:
14 - you should call the cop as she shouldn't be driving.
lemonkid:
Gotcha.
I've had this painful incessant pounding in my head for the last couple of days. I finally figured out it's life's gigantic cock slapping me in the face. Damn my rotten luck.
There's this joke I like to tell wherein I proclaim myself the coolest badassest rockinest bastard in these United States. Then I explain my uber-awesomeness is due to my ultra-modesty.
No one ever...
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There's this joke I like to tell wherein I proclaim myself the coolest badassest rockinest bastard in these United States. Then I explain my uber-awesomeness is due to my ultra-modesty.
No one ever...
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synapse:
Yes, it is in fact 857... sorry I didn't get that until today!
synapse:
that cock slapped me once, and I stuck it in a bun and ate it.
I've been thinking about the right to choose lately. Other than passing legislation, the decision is made exclusively by the woman and the man is expected, by law, to abide by the womans' choice. We get screwed. If I want to keep the kid and she doesn't: Not my decision. If she wants to keep the kid and I don't: Not my decision PLUS I...
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jayde__:
Why thank you. I've got a new layout that I need to put some work into. It's actually a rip-off from an earlier version of my site.
I've got a new layout that I need to put some work into. It's actually a rip-off from an earlier version of my site. 
oryon:
well i don't know if it's like being blessed by Christ, lol, but it was rather amusing
my family has a history of meeting great comic artist and stuff
like my great aunt once dated Bob Kane
so guess who gets a sketch of Batman signed by him?
me, lol
but if i met Gaiman or Stan Lee, I know I could die happy.
my family has a history of meeting great comic artist and stuff
like my great aunt once dated Bob Kane
so guess who gets a sketch of Batman signed by him?
me, lol
but if i met Gaiman or Stan Lee, I know I could die happy.
Well...Link, Lasteve, and KatieH are gone for the next week. It's amazing how such a minor change as not having a roommate around can mess up my perception of time. I woke up this morning, late for work, assuming today was Sunday. Blast!
I'm sick of paying so much on taxes. If anyone out there wants a non-husband let me know. Bring...
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emily_m:
Wow, I hope everything turns out ok for you.
rorschach:
Sounds like a good idea. I fuckin' hate excessive taxes too.
I am desperate for a little action. I've been a homebody for the last couple of weeks. I'm feeling the burn of bar withdrawl. The three people I desperately want to go to the bar with are either unavailable or underage.
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rorschach:
Are you talking about the DVD or the theater version? Because in the theater, that's exactly what they did.
rorschach:
No sir, the theater version is edited down. The version you downloaded, which comes from the DVD, is the super-long-ass version. 
The theater version, which is still in theaters, is edited by Angie Lam to make the story flow better.
The theater version, which is still in theaters, is edited by Angie Lam to make the story flow better.
*does not compute*