Monday Feb 21, 2005

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Important poll:

Is it unusual to remain friends with your exes? Would you have a problem with your significant other if he/she is close friends with his/her exes?

Feedback would be greatly appreciated.
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vixen:
Voltaire definitely has amazing tattoos! Not many people can pull those off!
vixen:
No no silly! Don't you know you get army points for being cuuute!

Thursday Feb 17, 2005

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Yesterday I had to go to court for the speeding ticket I got last month. I thought it somewhat appropriate to bring 'America (the book)' to pass time while waiting for my turn before the judge. To further enhance my municipal experience I skipped ahead to the chapter on the Judicial system. My plea: Not Guilty (spoken in a very derogatory manner) and another court...
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vixen:
Yeah, I definitely like Antarctica so far! Muahahah. I have divorced New York City for the indefinite future...

Muahahahah!
vixen:
Yeah, I'm just kidding... I just don't like New York right now... I wish I was anywhere else right now... sigh. No, you're not gullible at all!
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

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Yesterday I bought a suit that magically transforms me into Jay Gigolo: Electric Boogaloo. There aren't really words in the English language to describe my massive level of hotness in this suit...so I will attempt to explain in Spanish: Mi pene se arde.
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zephyra:
That's awesome! I'm jealous that you're going to the SG Prom. Have lots of fun!!
lordmuppet:
yeah i should update more often ... suits sounds nice does it actually have lights and stuff on it? For better or worse I just dug out my velvet trousers which i have always loved though apparently they send out 'the wrong message' whatever that is.... i just bought an ayn rand a to z although it will be a while till I read it.

Monday Feb 14, 2005

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Holy damn. That's a whole lot of pink. I can feel my masculinity being drained from the cold metal catheter that is SuicideGirls.com.

When my eyes stop bleeding I might disclose my weekend adventures.

Is this a valentines thing or is it permanent?!?
rockadiva:
Me thinks its for V day...what, you don't think its cute? wink
venomlily:
The peer pressure angle does occassionally work. Sorry I didn't make it to Batman's. I worked like a dog on Sat and drank myself silly afterwards.

Friday Feb 11, 2005

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Ok...I need your help. Question: Is Napoleon Dynamites suit radtacular? Seriously...is it intrinsically cool or is it cool because it reeks of tacky? I am fashionably challenged so I really could use the help.

I started reading my first Ayn Rand book last night. It's....not what I expected. I've decided to reserve judgement until farther into the book.

You should check out Awesome Animal Ambulance...
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marimoon:
Answering your question.... =)

Brazilian people can be really disrespectful, like using your pictures on PhotoShop and enlarge your nose, like telling everyone you're a bitch and a show off just cause you post your images on the web, they can flood our guestbook calling you names.
I've been through all this and much more and all I have is fotolog: fotolog.net/marimoon. =\
ash:
OOOOH, which ann rand book are u reading first? My all time fave book is the fountainhead by her, its just such an insirational story. I really like a lot of her stuff though, like anthem was good ... atlas shrugged was good too .. but nothing tops the fountainhead, no way!

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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Whoop! No cancer! Fuck you February!

Although it did find another avenue to wreak it's awful revenge. I went to the dentist this morning and as she was cleaning the roots of my teeth the anesthesia wore off. Yes...I felt every agonizing scrape and scratch with vivid intensity even after something like 12 shots in my mouth intended to dull the pain. The really beautiful...
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lordmuppet:
Thanks ... man its years since I read C.S Lewis good stuff, I'd be interested to read it now as the Christian undertones would be interesting ... you kind of miss those things as a child
rockadiva:
I'm in the same boat as you...my rents are in sugar land, woo hoo! I absolutely refuse to go to the sams boat out there, or any sams boat for that matter

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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Sorry I have been negligent about updating. I've spent the last two days seeing doctors.

I had an absolutely wonderful morning. I went to the dentist and as they were scraping the roots of my teeth the anesthesia wore off. It's safe to say that sucked.

I feel tired and sick.
ash:
I refuse to go to the dentist because I know they will want to pull my wisdom teeth out .. and Im NOT going to let that happen!@!!!! Im way too scared for that! lol

theyd have to dope me up with some 80mg oxycontins for THAT!!!
rockadiva:
holy moses, that musta sucked big time...get well!!!!

Thursday Feb 03, 2005

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I hate February. It never fails to mash my balls into paste.

What's up with all the pink chicks with no photo sets?
Monroe, and Charley being just two I have run into recently.
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ash:
feb is pretty lame, you're right. Well except for v-day <3

to answer your question babes, a qued set can take anywhere from a month- a year to go live, it all depends on how many are in front of you and how popular you are (seriously) lol
jayde__:
Now wouldn't that be nice? wink

Monday Jan 31, 2005

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I generally try and shy away from journal entries that read like a grocery list (I went to the bar last night and hung out *BARF* with my bestest friends *BARF* in the whole wide world *BARF*) because they are the bane of the internet. This weekend deserves chronicling however...so if you don't care, don't read.

Friday night: Got totally shnockered. Seriously hard core fucked...
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fancier:
That link you gave me keeps asking for a promotion code. WHAT THE EFF?
ginny:
You mean like this?



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Wednesday Jan 26, 2005

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Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry: masturbation
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies

I love Fancy Ketchup, and I'm not talking about the SGUser previously known as FancyKetchup (Though she is...
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rockadiva:
oh, they need to "drop" into place...usually they fall about 4-5 inches right now they are riding right about 2 in. under my collar bone. This is normal, and it should take 1-4 weeks for them to "migrate" to their new home...something about the muscle holding them in place and all that
rockadiva:
yeah, I'm gonna call her tomorrow and wish her a happy bday...things between us are really strained now though, she doesn't answer my calls too often

Monday Jan 24, 2005

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I've had several conversations over the last several weeks about various people and their utterly unrealistic claim they have never masturbated in their life. I'm gonna call bullshit because it's total and utter bullshit for the following reasons:

A: Almost everyone will try it at least once out of sheer and simple curiosity. It's different than sex...everyone knows this.

B: For guys...whacking the weeds at...
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venomlily:
Its entirely possible that some girls have not masterbated in their lifetime. Hell, there are some girls who never have an orgasm. Ever. Which seems like some weird form of life torture.
Sometimes a pussy is like a rubiks cube. Even for the owner. Its much harder to "stumble upon" the goods when its not sticking straight up and hard as a rock.
Now, any guy who claims they have never masterbated is definitely lying. I wouldn't believe that shit for a second.

As for the dating rules, I say fuck 'em. The rules are just plain dumb. Do what you want and what your gut tells you.
venomlily:
I guess my question would be "What defines masturbation?" I guess its true you can masturbate and not climax. But then it seems like you're not a very good Master Baiter if you don't. And geez that means my showers and tv watching activities seem to be taking on a new dynamic when you think about Jilling off in that context.

With that said, if you think of masturbation as not being defined by climax. then yes, you are right. They are all lying bastards, girls included. Everyone's explored and given it a go.
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