Last night was a rock and rollers wet dream. I went to Catbirds with Megan, Tricia, and Sara(h?). So I get thirsty and walk up to the bar to buy a beer. The dude next me looks up and says, "Hey". Being polite I nod in his general direction. Then he says, "Hey, I'm the bassist in the band Slipknot. I'm in town for...
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Have you every had a story that was so funny you couldn't properly capture it in words? Something so amazing and complicated that the very act of explaining the vast number of details that make the story humorous suffocates and murders the tale?
I do and it's an April fools prank to boot.
I do and it's an April fools prank to boot.
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lordmuppet:
yeah i hate it when stuff gets lost in translation
I have had a headache for something like a week now. It's making me cranky,
maibey:
You need some attention. 
fancier:
Did i tell you what I did to your Pope project? I can't remember if you were on MSN when I did it. I spent a solid 2 hours making the drawings for it, then my computer froze. So I broke a dish. Tell me I am the coolest carnivore ever.
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
New Pope was a member of Hitler Youth!!
This is interesting when you consider that Pope Pius XII helped Nazi war criminals Adolph Eichmann, Franz Stangl (the commandant of Treblinka), Walter Rauf (the inventor of the "mobile" gas chamber), Klaus Barbie (the "Butcher of Lyons") and Ante Pavelic (the bloody dictator of Croatia) escape when Germany fell to...
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New Pope was a member of Hitler Youth!!
This is interesting when you consider that Pope Pius XII helped Nazi war criminals Adolph Eichmann, Franz Stangl (the commandant of Treblinka), Walter Rauf (the inventor of the "mobile" gas chamber), Klaus Barbie (the "Butcher of Lyons") and Ante Pavelic (the bloody dictator of Croatia) escape when Germany fell to...
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zephyra:
No need for jealousy. There are more puppies. 
lotus:
It could have been that the new pope wouldn't have gotten beaten or worse if he didn't join. You never know. 
Should I read Melvilles Moby Dick or Faulkners The Sound and the Fury?
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fancier:
Eggs are no good? Since when? I love meat in all forms, ESPECIALLY EGGS. I will tie you down and make you watch me suck an egg directly from a chicken's crotch.
fancier:
Oh god, you're still on that whole vegan thing. I will eat raw meat, and even a live calf to prove my carnivoristicallity.
God damn. For the second night in a row I am tossing, turning, and still awake at five fucking thirty in the morning.
What the hell is wrong with me?!
What the hell is wrong with me?!
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lordmuppet:
that sucks
vixen:
You are right about public journals... they are nice. Private ones are good too. I can write words there... that only I will see...
I hate this song with the fiery passion of a thousand red suns.
Artist: Finger Eleven
Song: One Thing
Restless tonight
Cause I wasted the light rhyme
Between both these times
I drew a really thin line NOT rhyme
Its nothing I planned
And not that I can NOT rhyme
But you should be mine
Across that line rhyme
[Chorus:]
If I traded it all...
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Artist: Finger Eleven
Song: One Thing
Restless tonight
Cause I wasted the light rhyme
Between both these times
I drew a really thin line NOT rhyme
Its nothing I planned
And not that I can NOT rhyme
But you should be mine
Across that line rhyme
[Chorus:]
If I traded it all...
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rockadiva:
hmmm, I was on the wall about that song...but since you put it that way... 
malloreigh:
Yes.
If you really want to see what I was going to write about read this post I wrote for the philosophy group. Essentially it is my theory that god is a greasy haired computer programmer nerd. Seriously.
Last night I was laying in bed with my girl when I noticed a spider stalking me from the cealing. Now...she knows I am afraid of spiders. This...
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Last night I was laying in bed with my girl when I noticed a spider stalking me from the cealing. Now...she knows I am afraid of spiders. This...
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lordmuppet:
or i could just tell you the books and you could get them at your library which would be easier i think as i say articles but they are also chapters in books
maibey:
Brown recluse nothing. That was a black widow baby.
Part 1:
Someone just dumped a shit load of Jelly Bellies on my desk. Ironically enough I just ate one that tasted like shit. I think it was the coconut. Blegh.
Do you believe in god? I do, but not for some mamby pamby reason like, "Jesus told me so". No, I have a good solid logical reason for believing in a higher power. Life...
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Someone just dumped a shit load of Jelly Bellies on my desk. Ironically enough I just ate one that tasted like shit. I think it was the coconut. Blegh.
Do you believe in god? I do, but not for some mamby pamby reason like, "Jesus told me so". No, I have a good solid logical reason for believing in a higher power. Life...
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maibey:
you have $12 dollar wal mart shoes? how much were the laces worth? and are they still intact?
vixen:
I'm gonna have to listen to the rest of your parts before I fight you... heh heh heh. 
My thyroid is hyperactive. On Friday I took 30 millicuries of Iodine-131 that should gradually shrink my thyroid over the next 2 months.
My favorite rules:
4. The radioactive iodine will be slowly released from your body through urine, sweat, and saliva for a period of time.
7. You should not prepare food for other family members for 3 days following your treatment. It is...
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My favorite rules:
4. The radioactive iodine will be slowly released from your body through urine, sweat, and saliva for a period of time.
7. You should not prepare food for other family members for 3 days following your treatment. It is...
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lotus:
six five.
I'm glad I'm not a radioactive monster like you!
I'm glad I'm not a radioactive monster like you!
vixen:
Oh wow... that is insane!!! 
Happy birthday! 
Happy birthday! I am litterally radioactive right now. My sweat, urine, spit, and other body fluids are all irradiated. No joke. The doctor that gave me the pill had tongs two feet long to put it in my mouth.
No freaky eekie for sad little MeNotYou for the next few days.
No freaky eekie for sad little MeNotYou for the next few days.
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zephyra:
what the hell?!!
lordmuppet:
get well soon ... but how did you managed that?
... but how did you managed that?
The last few Cds/downloads I got were: Hot, Hot Heat, the new Queens of the Stone Age, The Ravonettes, the new British Sea Power, Courtney Love's solo album, and a plethora of rades from friends, including: Orange Goblin, more Kyuss, new Garbage- O man, I cold go on and on and on; I'm a music WHORE. What about you?