Jay goes to Prom
Part Tres: The bloody anus.
About five minutes after the long walk back from the cemetery to my room I learned about my absent drivers license. Yesmy ID is missing. The first butt puckering thought to enter my skull was, How in the holy hell am I going to get home?!?! San Francisco is cool and all, but Im starting to...
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Part Tres: The bloody anus.
About five minutes after the long walk back from the cemetery to my room I learned about my absent drivers license. Yesmy ID is missing. The first butt puckering thought to enter my skull was, How in the holy hell am I going to get home?!?! San Francisco is cool and all, but Im starting to...
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maibey:
Haha, did you really see him fucking a goat? And by goat...do you mean a nasty little goat, or GOAT?
maibey:
Goat is the weirdest word ever. shawww
Part 2.5: Filler Crap until I finish part 3.
This is how these bastards LIVE!
Bow and Arrow?? I dunno. It made me laugh though.
Yea...a little piece of home. How nice of them.
Think about this for a second. How bad does it really have to be before they get off their asses and actually put up a sign? I steered clear...
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This is how these bastards LIVE!
Bow and Arrow?? I dunno. It made me laugh though.
Yea...a little piece of home. How nice of them.
Think about this for a second. How bad does it really have to be before they get off their asses and actually put up a sign? I steered clear...
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micajah:
Wait.....whats going on here?
maibey:
umm, no thank you. my man is hung like donkey kong. like a fucking humpback whale.
Part Deux:
Friday night I just fucked around and did nothing of note. Saturday however I woke up and chose to pay homage to the late great Emperor Joshua Norton I.
Step 1: The bridge. The bay bridge allows travelers to quickly ride from San Francisco to Oakland. This $77 million (depression dollars mind you) idea was commissioned by our illustrious late...
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Friday night I just fucked around and did nothing of note. Saturday however I woke up and chose to pay homage to the late great Emperor Joshua Norton I.
Step 1: The bridge. The bay bridge allows travelers to quickly ride from San Francisco to Oakland. This $77 million (depression dollars mind you) idea was commissioned by our illustrious late...
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vixen:
You went to Prom? How was it?
lemonkid:
Fuck Brad. Her and me.
Ahh....San Francisco. Last night I received a fairly potent omen that Lady Eris was watching my trip. I have been rereading the amazing Sandman series as I mentioned in my last post. The last story I read before crashing out was a riveting tale about none other than Joshua Norton. The man whose grave I plan to visit tomorrow afternoon.
The next morning long after...
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The next morning long after...
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micajah:
ech! I hate planes. I do like having my crotch patted down though. 
micajah:
Sounds like a plan! Are the tickets on sale already?
I feel I should be getting things ready for when I leave to San Fran tomorrow. I don't have the address of the hotel printed up. I don't have directions from the hotel to prom. I don't have addresses or directions to anything I plan to see yet. I need to look up the Bart (rail system of some kind) website to find out how...
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fancier:
Your suit is quite hot. You will have so much fun... and the whole time I WILL BE WORKING! You should send me a postcard.
rockadiva:
yes, I have it already....it just takes me awhile to figure out how to work these kind of things...I have no idea how to transfer the pics from the camera to the comp...
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imagoldfish:
nah, psoriasis looks much worse, i promise.
lookin' sharp dude.
lookin' sharp dude.
maibey:
why thank you
why thank you
My girl has a fetish for squeezing my black heads. Now don't get me wrong, I don't usually have many but when I do...ahh damn it's on. She examines my body every few days like a preening bird. When she finds one and successfully pops the offender she squeals with joy.
I don't mind. In fact I think it's cute. Is there anything that you...
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datsun:
yeah. unfortunately, it has been. 
freakpirate:
Did you see the retarded picture in my journal? Yeah... stuff like that.
Some of you may remember that a month ago I was irradiated in an attempt to shrink my thyroid.
Well, we have a new development concerning this. Yesterday I got a bill for $648 which is a bit surprising considering everything took less than 30 minutes.
Day 1:
8:00 - Walked back from waiting room. Given a pill.
3 minutes max
12:00 - Walked back...
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Well, we have a new development concerning this. Yesterday I got a bill for $648 which is a bit surprising considering everything took less than 30 minutes.
Day 1:
8:00 - Walked back from waiting room. Given a pill.
3 minutes max
12:00 - Walked back...
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sakita:
OH HOLY CHRIST
That is incredible.
i guess i bitch about the socialist health care system
and that every thing takes so long (i waited 3 years for my operation) but my operation was FREE
yep you heard it
free, i had to pay for the hospital room, but it is 80 kr a day, and 1 dollar is worth 7.5 (almost) kr.
so a day my hospital room is what?? 13 dollars?
and well..
lets see..
i had a gastric bypass, laproscopically. the hematoma is from healing, they thought though that it was from
a leak in my abdomen, but nope...
im making a website about the operation
ill let you know the address later.
take care.
That is incredible.
i guess i bitch about the socialist health care system
and that every thing takes so long (i waited 3 years for my operation) but my operation was FREE
yep you heard it
free, i had to pay for the hospital room, but it is 80 kr a day, and 1 dollar is worth 7.5 (almost) kr.
so a day my hospital room is what?? 13 dollars?
and well..
lets see..
i had a gastric bypass, laproscopically. the hematoma is from healing, they thought though that it was from
a leak in my abdomen, but nope...
im making a website about the operation
ill let you know the address later.
take care.
james:
he is!
I have $22 to live off of for the next 3 days. I think I can do it. It might be time to dig up my old spaghetti soup recipe.
As of yesterday morning at 3:00am I have been smoke free for one full month. Buy me drinks to prove how proud you are.
The party last Saturday was all right. It wasn't super fantastic...
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As of yesterday morning at 3:00am I have been smoke free for one full month. Buy me drinks to prove how proud you are.
The party last Saturday was all right. It wasn't super fantastic...
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vixen:
Ahh... I remember the days of living off of little bits of money... it sucked. I lost a lot of weight because for some reason... food was like the last thing I thought about buying... hahahhaha
fancier:
No no no, he gets really unfancy cocktails. Lame ones, boring ones. No jealous. I wish I could go to prom, seriously. Will you have enough fun for us both please?
When I was a child Nickelodeon used to show Patty Duke, Mr. Ed, Leave it to Beaver, and other old classic shows late at night.
Now they show Murphy Brown, Wings, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Full House and The Cosby Show.
I find this fascinating.
Now they show Murphy Brown, Wings, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Full House and The Cosby Show.
I find this fascinating.
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lordmuppet:
'on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out maxing relaxing all cool and shooting some b ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mum got scared she said 'you're moving with your uncle and auntie down in bel air'
look me in the eyes and tell me you've never even silently mouthed the words..
look me in the eyes and tell me you've never even silently mouthed the words..
lordmuppet:
Sometimes I scare myself
It's about time. We can finally clear the SG favorites box. I don't like playing favorites...I love all my girls equally.
vixen:
Awww... you are too sweet!
lordmuppet:
I figured it was something like that but the image of you swerving around in your car in the rain seemed a bit absurd.
Weird little things I enjoy.
- Fish-tailing my car in the rain.
- The smell of dryer exhaust. YUM!
- Avril Lavigne
- Obscure bands with bizarre names (Ie:Awesome Animal Ambulance)
- Buying stuff I don't need. Right now I'm obsessing over a sofa.
- Playing with elbow skin.
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Life, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. I almost got in a wreck on the way...
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lordmuppet:
whats fishtailing?
lemonkid:
Well I didn't pay that much for them.